# what's this trend with two questions in one column?

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**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [July 8, 1999, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-this-trend-with-two-questions-in-one-column/131 "1999-07-08T15:29:00Z")\
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I’ve noticed something similar to the lull of summer at my office in the column. What’s this? The Almighty swiped up a few, short’n’easy ones before taking off to Cancun?

It’s simply below par right now.

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