# whats up with samclem GQ moderator locking down most of the threads? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 24, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745 "2005-06-24T22:59:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/21 "2005-06-25T01:56:47Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > I will move this thread for you before its obvious misplacement becomes an embarrassment. [Maxwell Smart] “Missed it by _that_ much!” [/MS] ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/22 "2005-06-25T02:12:59Z")
_Decides it’s probably a good idea to not read this thread_ ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/23 "2005-06-25T02:39:17Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > That’s it! You’re banned. As is anyone who read your post. Wow, good thing I have him on my Ignore list. Whoa! I mean, uh, I was scrolling quickly. Yeah, that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/24 "2005-06-25T02:54:15Z")
What the– Its’ you! [Robert Hamburger!](http://www.realultimatepower.net/) Don’t mess with this kid. He’ll pop a boner that will take out our server and whail on a guitar so sweet that our heads will expode. ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/25 "2005-06-25T02:57:54Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Yes, **rewindforward** , the chump’s most definitely on a power trip. In fact, all the Mods are. Hell, that stormtrooper **giraffe** alone has got us all so terrified of his endless tongue we don’t dare talk about anything we really want to talk about, like how drunk we all are, and how outrageous it is that 7-11 wants eight bucks for a bag of chips and dip. EIGHT BUCKS for a bag of chips and dip??? Jeez Louise - someone should start a rambling, drunken, incoherent thread about it. I’d do it, but that look \*\*Giraffe \*\* gives me after I make his wee-wee tingle really creeps me out. ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/26 "2005-06-25T03:00:27Z")
Now hold on… The last time **samclem** closed a thread\* my\* wee-wee got all tingly. Did you guys calibrate something wrong or is this some new feature…? HOLY SHIT!!! There it goes again! Okay, maybe it’s not you guys. ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/27 "2005-06-25T03:17:57Z")
…and here I am wee-wee-less. ☹ Seriously, though, I think the OP needs to lurk a bit more. No, I take that back, a lot more. Learn the way things go. I’ve been here six years (My McKenna persona was lost in the Winter of Our Missed Content) and I’m still learning the ropes myself. The only people who have mastered the place are Cecil, Little Ed, and our sexy sexy mods. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/28 "2005-06-25T03:40:58Z")
:: stumbles in drunk :: Anyone know where I can get a cheap bag of chips and dip?!?!? :: drops 37 cents on the floor :: ---
**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/29 "2005-06-25T03:46:22Z")
So would the question "Why does my pee pee feel tingly?"go in gq or IMHO?? ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/30 "2005-06-25T03:48:21Z")
Tingle with scary discharge = GQ Tingle with nonscary discharge = IMHO See? How hard is that? Somebody make me a goddamn mod! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/31 "2005-06-25T04:20:08Z")
> [@chatelaine](#): > > Tingle with scary discharge = GQ > Tingle with nonscary discharge = IMHO Tingle with feelings of guilt = GD Tingle when thinking of Angelina Jolie = CS Tingle when thinking of semen trees = COCC ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/32 "2005-06-25T04:31:55Z")
Tingle when thinking of Angelina Jolie sitting on your semen tree = LSMFT ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/33 "2005-06-25T04:38:06Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Tingle when thinking of Angelina Jolie sitting on your semen tree = LSMFT **can’t…breathe…** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/34 "2005-06-25T07:09:24Z")
> [@chatelaine](#): > > Tingle with scary discharge = GQ > Tingle with nonscary discharge = IMHO > > See? How hard is that? > > Somebody make me a goddamn mod! Somebody starts _this_ poll in IMHO, there’s gonna be some serious ass-kickin’ going on! Czarcasm-Goddamn Mod ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/35 "2005-06-25T07:13:30Z")
This has got to be the best Pit thread I have seen in a while. Also, when Mods start talking about thier wee wees I feel funny in my pants. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/36 "2005-06-25T07:18:23Z")
But, **Czarcasm,** the people want to _know_! _slinks off to ask the good people of IMHO why my pee-pee is tingling and having discharge of the non-scary variety_ Okay, not really. Ow! I said not really! Stop pulling hair! Goddamn mods! ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/37 "2005-06-25T07:56:42Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > The reason **samclem** locks down most threads is the same one behind all mod thuggery: it makes his wee-wee feel tingly. I want to know just how \*\* Giraffe \*\* knows what \*\* samclem’s \*\* wee-wee feels ? ! ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/38 "2005-06-25T08:09:52Z")
If the tingling sensation in your wee-wee lasts for more than four hours, see a doctor immediately. IANAD ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/39 "2005-06-25T08:20:21Z")
> [@Hung Mung](#): > > If the tingling sensation in your wee-wee lasts for more than four hours, see a doctor immediately. > > IANAD Or cut down on the Viagra. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/40 "2005-06-25T08:58:09Z")
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