# whats up with samclem GQ moderator locking down most of the threads? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 24, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745 "2005-06-24T22:59:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/41 "2005-06-25T09:45:22Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > I have wee wee envy. ☹ Don’t worry **Anastasaeon** , sometimes a wee-wee is just a penis. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/42 "2005-06-25T09:51:38Z")
> [@Girl From Mars](#): > > Don’t worry **Anastasaeon** , sometimes a wee-wee is just a penis. … I cannot tell you how many times I’ve heard this or a variation of this meaning the same thing. On this message board. Replying to _me_. And I think the cure for wee-wee envy is available in a bag of [WOW](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=294892&highlight=olestra-phobes) potato chips. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/43 "2005-06-25T12:00:11Z")
Hmmmm? My _wee-wee_ was feeling mysteriously tingly, so I searched for _tingly_ and found this thread. Then I noticed my cell phone was set on _vibrate_. Never mind. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/44 "2005-06-25T12:17:20Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Somebody starts _this_ poll in IMHO, there’s gonna be some serious \ass\-kickin’ going on! > Czarcasm-Goddamn Mod Shouldn’t that be Czarcasm-Goddamn Mod with a tingling wee-wee? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/45 "2005-06-25T13:12:28Z")
I just love the tingling I get when I wee-wee on a mod! What? No, he paid me not to tell. Whatcha mean, they get those mugs for free? He told me it was a family heirloom! Or was that jewels? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/46 "2005-06-25T13:24:58Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > That’s it! You’re banned. As is anyone who read your post. > > \*:: eyes everyone suspiciously :: \* Well, that frees up _my_ weekend… ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/47 "2005-06-25T14:38:58Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Tingle with feelings of guilt = GD > Tingle when thinking of Angelina Jolie = CS > Tingle when thinking of semen trees = COCC Tingle while tinkling = dose of clap ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/48 "2005-06-25T14:41:40Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > Hmmmm? My _wee-wee_ was feeling mysteriously tingly, so I searched for _tingly_ and found this thread. > > Then I noticed my cell phone was set on _vibrate_. Um, you carry your cell phone in your underwear? ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/49 "2005-06-25T14:56:54Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Um, you carry your cell phone in your underwear? Aren’t you required to do so when it’s set to vibrate? I think you void the warranty if you don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/50 "2005-06-25T14:57:09Z")
Dammit, I can’t BELIEVE **samclem** closed my thread like I asked him to! Isn’t that just outrageous! What a NaziCommieFascist!!! ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/51 "2005-06-25T15:23:25Z")
> [@PatriotX](#): > > Aren’t you required to do so when it’s set to vibrate? I think you void the warranty if you don’t. I was going to say. What other possible use for the vibrate function? ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/52 "2005-06-25T15:57:03Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Um, you carry your cell phone in your underwear? **SamClem** : the Thread Facsist with a blissed-out smile on his face–and unlimited minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/53 "2005-06-25T16:10:43Z")
> [@TVeblen](#): > > **SamClem** : the Thread Facsist with a blissed-out smile on his face–and unlimited minutes. I guess it’s a good way to avoid people asking if they can borrow it. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/54 "2005-06-25T16:26:08Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > I have wee wee envy. ☹ Well you won’t if wee wee ensues… ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/55 "2005-06-25T16:32:01Z")
My wee-wee once tingled when I touched an electical plug, I thought it was a pleasant electrocution till I realised it was my mobile set to vibrate. ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/56 "2005-06-25T17:17:43Z")
How do you get people to call your cell phone more often? Tris ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/57 "2005-06-25T19:35:46Z")
> [@Triskadecamus](#): > > How do you get people to call your cell phone more often? Give your cell number to phone solicitors? ---
**Author:** ![EarthStone777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@EarthStone777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EarthStone777)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/58 "2005-06-25T21:36:32Z")
> [@Triskadecamus](#): > > How do you get people to call your cell phone more often? > > Tris I usually write it on bathroom walls… your number that is… \ ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/59 "2005-06-25T22:31:04Z")
> [@chatelaine](#): > > See? How hard is that? Mine’s about as hard as a rod of blue twisted steel. But only when I think of you. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745/60 "2005-06-25T22:38:30Z")
> [@Scott Plaid](#): > > The problem is, you speak in “Rap” Here, it is asked that members converse in English. Since no one can understand a word you say, not one can answer your questions. Let me give it a shot… Kick up the beat. _Bump-che-bu-bump bump chee Bump-che-bu-bump bump chee_ Rewindforward was gettin kinda board cruzing around in his late model ford now homie trippin on the straight dope board Membership is somethin he jus can’t aford now he’s at he computer in postin heaven talkin bout hot sauce and seven eleven but just like many of the SDMB pups a mod done come by and lock his shit up “What up with dat?” our boy submits “I’m just kickin. What’s up with this shit?” “I’m gunna show them who they’re dealin wit I’ll post ‘what up with samclem?’ and put it in the pit” So Scott Plaid, a Straight Dope chap Checks this thread and calls him on his crap Scott says “I better draw this chump a map” “The problem is, you speak in “Rap”” _Bump-che-bu-bump bump chee Bump-che-bu-bump bump chee_ Peace! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-samclem-gq-moderator-locking-down-most-of-the-threads/309745.md?page=4)