There’s a reason category theory is often referred to being “abstract nonsense.”
This is the kind of stuff that graduate students of Mathematics have to deal with on a continual basis, even without having to talk about actual functors (it doesn’t surprise me Firefox doesn’t think that’s a word) and such. I’m greatly amused by seeing someone write this kind of thick abstraction in what amounts to “plain English” when even use the word “function” in this case might not be fully understood by the OP.
To the OP:
I think you have a misunderstanding of some very basic concepts in real analysis and mathematical logic. You clearly are interested in the subject matter, but it appears you have not taken any college mathematics outside of calculus and linear algebra; usually the first class one takes beyond those deals with the logical foundation of mathematics and (where I took it at least) the basics of advanced analysis and algebra, the two basic lines of pure mathematics scholarship. “A little knowledge is a dangerous thing”, and you seem to have been told bits and pieces of the result and only a tiny bit of the logic behind those results.
Godel, Escher, Bach by Douglas Hofstadter, of which I have only read extracts in a HS class and have always wanted to read more, probably provides a great wealth of information in this sort of mathematics that is aimed at a reader who does not have the scholastic experience that grounds most students that encounter these things and contains a great deal more. The parts of the book surrounding Godel and his famous incompleteness theorem probably contain a low level argument about the portion of Cantor’s work that interests you.
I had thought this thread might have been about the Continuum Hypothesis: “There is no set whose cardinality is strictly between that of the integers and that of the real numbers.” That statement has been proven to be independent of the rest of the standard (Zermelo–Fraenkel) axioms of set theory. The whole business of what can and can’t be proven in this field of mathematics is quite intriguing.