# What's up with the Klan's weird ranks?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-the-klans-weird-ranks/670366>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [October 4, 2013, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-the-klans-weird-ranks/670366 "2013-10-04T15:38:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-the-klans-weird-ranks/670366/21 "2013-10-05T23:15:34Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Don’t forget the Klabees, Kladds, Klaliffs, Klarogos, Klaziks, Kleagles, Klexters, Kligrapps, Klokards, Klonsuls, and Kludds.

What the f… I knew about Kleagles thanks to Senator Robert Byrd (D, WV) having been one, but man, that’s a lot of Klaptrap. (Apparently he was also an Exalted Cyclops, but there’s no KL in that, maybe should’ve been CyKlops).

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**Author:** ![Mr.Kobayashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Mr.Kobayashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Kobayashi)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-up-with-the-klans-weird-ranks/670366/22 "2013-10-05T23:47:09Z")

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> [@MEBuckner](#):
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> The Klan _is_ notorious for dressing up as ghosts…

And setting fire to lower case t’s, for [‘time to leave!’](http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153104/lower-case-t-burning)

Sounds like they’re racists with too much time on their hands. Maybe they should start a conservation program, ‘keep the Arctic white’.

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