# What's with all the mini-fedoras these days?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 18, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165 "2010-07-18T22:22:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/41 "2010-07-19T21:25:17Z")

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I love wearing my fedoras, but I customize all mine. And yes, I wear them with jeans.

I am definitely not a hipster.

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**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/42 "2010-07-19T21:32:00Z")

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> [@Mr.Excellent](#):
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> I like hats. That hat looks neat. Is there a way I can wear that hat without being a douche? ☹

No.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/43 "2010-07-19T22:04:41Z")

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Well, this thread reminded me I haven’t bought a new hat in a year. So I went down to Byrnie Utz on my afternoon break and bought [one of these](http://www.mybabyjo.com/hats/stefbostonpinfedorabrn_lg.jpg).

Think I’m a douche?

GOOD! 😛

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/44 "2010-07-19T22:37:43Z")

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> [@Mr.Excellent](#):
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> I like hats. That hat looks neat. Is there a way I can wear that hat without being a douche? ☹

There is no way to wear anything without being thought a douche by self-appointed arbiters of fashion. Wear what you like.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/45 "2010-07-19T22:48:35Z")

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> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#):
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> I love wearing my fedoras, but I customize all mine. And yes, I wear them with jeans.
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> I am definitely not a hipster.

You know one of the primary traits of being a hipster is denial ones own hipsterism.

😉

Also, real hipsters stopped wearing hats in about 2006. Get with the times people!

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/46 "2010-07-19T23:01:46Z")

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I’d like to bring back the Duke of Wellington’s [old hat](http://www.molli.org.uk/object_images/7_1965_15.jpg)

or, failing that, his [new hat](http://www.edwud.com/photos/duke_of_wellington_traffic_cone_glasgow.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/47 "2010-07-19T23:09:47Z")

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> [@Slithy\_Tove](#):
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> I’d like to bring back the Duke of Wellington’s [old hat](http://www.molli.org.uk/object_images/7_1965_15.jpg)
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> or, failing that, his [new hat](http://www.edwud.com/photos/duke_of_wellington_traffic_cone_glasgow.jpg)

I’ve always wanted [one of these hats](http://www.amazon.com/Devo-Red-Energy-Dome-Replica/dp/B000B91NEC). A hat like that is sure to give me vigor, vim, vitality, and punch.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/48 "2010-07-19T23:11:46Z")

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“Devo Red Energy Dome Hat”? I always thought they were upside down plant pots.

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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/49 "2010-07-20T01:00:02Z")

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Nope. Jell-O molds, IIRC.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/50 "2010-07-20T01:01:31Z")

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> [@NAF1138](#):
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> You know one of the primary traits of being a hipster is denial ones own hipsterism.\<snip\>

Hey! I’m a hipster! Neat!

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/51 "2010-07-20T01:54:20Z")

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Perhaps these are those “Urban Sombreros” I have heard tell about.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/52 "2010-07-20T06:19:41Z")

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> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#):
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> I love wearing my fedoras, but I customize all mine. And yes, I wear them with jeans.

I customized mine too, and wear it with jeans. And Chucks.

Onward to hipster douchedom! Although on me it looks more faggy (which is what I’m going for) than hipsterish; of course, everything I wear looks faggy, up to and including steel-toed boots.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/53 "2010-07-20T08:19:02Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Well, this thread reminded me I haven’t bought a new hat in a year. So I went down to Byrnie Utz on my afternoon break and bought [one of these](http://www.mybabyjo.com/hats/stefbostonpinfedorabrn_lg.jpg).
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> Think I’m a douche?
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> GOOD! 😛

missred likes this.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/54 "2010-07-20T08:22:57Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Hey! I’m a hipster! Neat!

Don’t confuse being a hipster with being hip, is all I have to say.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/55 "2010-07-20T09:44:34Z")

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I hate these hats. They’re all over a certain class of tourist in Thailand.

I have a video somewhere that I took of a guy in one of these hats, wearing a wife-beater, and yellow Speedos dancing in a club and thinking he was the dog’s bollocks. It’s horrific.

So, when I’ve been there over the past few years, I’ve formulated the general rule “if you wear a pork pie hat, you are likely to be a douchebag”. This hasn’t been proven wrong so far.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/56 "2010-07-20T13:52:14Z")

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> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> Don’t confuse being a hipster with being hip, is all I have to say.

Unless by “hip” you mean “not quite ass, but close enough.”

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**Author:** ![Trom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Trom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trom)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/57 "2010-07-20T14:48:04Z")

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> [@Bosstone](#):
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> Just so long as [flat caps](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_cap) don’t get associated with hipster douches, I’m happy.

I’ve got some bad news…

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/58 "2010-07-20T20:58:36Z")

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> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> Don’t confuse being a hipster with being hip, is all I have to say.

Not to worry - the closest I get to hip is, well, having hips. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/59 "2010-07-20T21:05:41Z")

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I liked this thread better on vinyl.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-mini-fedoras-these-days/547165/60 "2010-07-20T21:11:42Z")

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