# What's with all the S-P-E-L-L-I-N-G in current music?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 6, 2007, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874 "2007-03-06T23:11:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/1 "2007-03-06T23:11:26Z")

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Seriously, W-to the-T-to the-F is going on?

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/2 "2007-03-06T23:15:43Z")

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I dunno. If you ask me, that shit is B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

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**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/3 "2007-03-06T23:17:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]  
I dunno. If you ask me, that shit is B-A-N-A-N-A-S.  
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Which, as a snack, are T- to the-A-to the-S-T-Y, tasty.

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**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/4 "2007-03-06T23:47:12Z")

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Today’s kids are all about literacy.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/5 "2007-03-06T23:49:19Z")

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Not just current. Try D-I-V-O-R-C-E for instance.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/6 "2007-03-06T23:56:09Z")

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Today’s artists are just looking for a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/7 "2007-03-07T00:21:31Z")

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S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/8 "2007-03-07T00:22:54Z")

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M is for the many things . . . .

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/9 "2007-03-07T01:29:46Z")

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I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Some examples would help.

-frL-

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/10 "2007-03-07T01:36:52Z")

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M-I-C see you real soon!

…Nah

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/11 "2007-03-07T02:30:59Z")

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These lyricists just want to spare you from having to consult [your dictionary](http://chalkhills.org/reelbyreal/s_Dictionary.html) (scroll down a tad).

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**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/12 "2007-03-07T02:31:40Z")

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What an appropriate post. What’s the new song that does this?

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/13 "2007-03-07T02:32:55Z")

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Spelling in music usually S-U-C-K-S, but look at the bright side: “This shit is bananas/B-A-N-A-N-A-S!” is the funniest thing in recent music history.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/14 "2007-03-07T02:34:47Z")

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L-O-L-A Lola…

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/15 "2007-03-07T02:35:49Z")

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B  
I  
N-G-O  
and Bingo was his name-o.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/16 "2007-03-07T03:50:48Z")

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It’s a F - A - D.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/17 "2007-03-07T04:05:55Z")

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Has someone been playing Fergalicious too often?

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**Author:** ![JXJohns](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jxjohns/32/469_2.png) [@JXJohns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JXJohns)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/18 "2007-03-07T04:11:08Z")

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Her name was:

G  
L  
O  
R  
I  
I  
I  
I…

G L O R I A

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**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/19 "2007-03-07T04:13:58Z")

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Maybe the difference these days is that songs are spelled in teh l33tsp33k.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-with-all-the-s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g-in-current-music/394874/20 "2007-03-07T12:02:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]  
I dunno. If you ask me, that shit is B-A-N-A-N-A-S.  
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Gabe Saporta, the lead singer of Midtown and [Cobra Starship](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Starship) did a dead-on parody of this song, called “Hollaback Boy.” When it gets to the spelling part, his version goes, “This shit is… Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-A-F-R-A … What?!” and then stops trying to spell and drops the idea completely. 😃

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