# What's Worse Than the Crematorium Guy? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-worse-than-the-crematorium-guy/233615 "2004-03-11T02:34:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-worse-than-the-crematorium-guy/233615/1 "2004-03-11T02:34:56Z")
Someone who kills people and mixes them with [pork products.](http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/03/10/crime.pigfarm.reut/index.html) > [@](#): > > Pork products processed and distributed from the farm of accused Canadian serial killer Robert Pickton may have contained human remains, a provincial health official said on Wednesday. Yuck. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-worse-than-the-crematorium-guy/233615/2 "2004-03-11T04:39:16Z")
Theme song for the victims: “I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner…” ---
**Author:** ![so\_da\_ne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@so\_da\_ne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/so_da_ne)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-worse-than-the-crematorium-guy/233615/3 "2004-03-11T05:19:05Z")
I know the family of one of the victims. This [site](http://www.missingpeople.net/) is a more complete representation of the case and the victims. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-worse-than-the-crematorium-guy/233615/4 "2004-03-11T13:51:40Z")
Life imitates art. Back in the late '70s, there was a slasher movie whose title I forget, but the tagline was, “There’s all kinds of critters in Farmer Vincent’s fritters.” The wacko in the movie did the same thing… ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-worse-than-the-crematorium-guy/233615/5 "2004-03-11T13:58:01Z")
Ingedients: Pork, Salt, Sugar, Spices, Long Pork ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-worse-than-the-crematorium-guy/233615/6 "2004-03-11T14:09:32Z")
> [@vunderbob](#): > > Life imitates art. Back in the late '70s, there was a slasher movie whose title I forget, but the tagline was, “There’s all kinds of critters in Farmer Vincent’s fritters.” > > The wacko in the movie did the same thing… **Motel Hell** (1980, actually) with Rory Calhoun as Vincent Smith. He buried his victims up to the neck and force-fed them until they were suitable for “harvesting.” And the actual tagline was “It takes all kinds of critters…to make Farmer Vincent’s fritters.” ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-worse-than-the-crematorium-guy/233615/7 "2004-03-11T22:55:59Z")
You know, I was originally going to entitle this thread: “Solyent Pork is made of people!” Or “People: it’s what’s for dinner” But I thought that might be kind of tacky. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-worse-than-the-crematorium-guy/233615/8 "2004-03-12T00:58:47Z")
The worst pies in Vancouver! Ah sir, times is hard… ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-worse-than-the-crematorium-guy/233615/9 "2004-03-12T01:06:55Z")
What was the name of that movie where the chocolate contained people? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-worse-than-the-crematorium-guy/233615/10 "2004-03-12T02:12:10Z")
Unless my memory fails me, it was _Consuming Passions_, starring Jonathan Pryce, based on a play by Palin & Jones. Don’t remember the director. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2004, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-worse-than-the-crematorium-guy/233615/11 "2004-03-12T03:58:52Z")
In one of Lawrence Block’s Matt Scudder novels (I recommend them highly anyway), he and a friend disposed of a body that way. Scudder gave up eating pork.