# What's wrong with my goddamned saliva!?!?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 16, 2016, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-my-goddamned-saliva/757502 "2016-06-16T07:25:39Z")\
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> [@BigT](#):
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> You check the envelopes with a sponge and water, to make sure they’re not at fault?

I tried that and, sadly, it’s my saliva that’s at fault.

I have faulty saliva.

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