Isn’t it a commun (American) saying that a boy turns into an Octopus when alone with a young woman. (usually in the back seat of the car)
But what is wrong with Henti Porn is that it takes so long to get to the good part.
[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold]
Are you familiar with Rule 35? 
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Is that the furry collorary to 34? 
[QUOTE=MrDibble]
If all tentacle sex had the artistic values and power of Hokusai’s “Dream…” there would be nothing wrong with it. All the stuff I’ve seen (all stills, admittedly) had no aesthetic appeal, which is all I demand from my erotica.
The only redeeming value of tentacle hentai is that it inspired a great (now sadly defunct) webcomic. Beyond that, I could do without it.
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Amen to that. Love the hubjo!
FWIW, cartoon rape doesn’t bother me anymore than cartoon death. Which is to say usualy it doesn’t bother me at all, but some hentai I cannot watch and Grave of The Fireflies made me cry.
IMO the worst thing about tentacle hentai is that it spawned non-hentai tentacle porn. That stuff is horrid!
-Eben
[QUOTE=Sierra Indigo]
I dispute that fact - babyfur diaper vore.
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Of these three words, I understood only one. For some odd reason, I don’t think I want to understand more.
[QUOTE=Maus Magill]
Of these three words, I understood only one. For some odd reason, I don’t think I want to understand more.
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Well, the word babyfur is actually the least disturbing of the three in this context. I can handle the normal kind though it’s not my thing.
You’re best off not asking about the vore, though.
[QUOTE=Risha]
You’re best off not asking about the vore, though.
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If you look up vore on wikipedia, there is a reference back to Cecil.
I didn’t know what it was easier, but I’m a sucker for looking up stuff I probably shouldn’t.
[QUOTE=Risha]
So I’ve been told, but I’m still yet to find that Davy/Goliath fic.
Unfortunately, I’m not kidding. I’ve really looked.
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David was so excited from seeing the warm, delicious blood trickling from the forehead wound he had inflicted in Goliath’s skull, he felt a strange power taking over his body. He couldn’t control himself, and felt that “the Lord” was making him move forward and position his warm loins over the hole. After diddling Goliath’s headwound with his dong, David decided he needed more. Or rather, that “the Lord” was not yet satisfied.
David lifted Goliath’s massive loincloth and began to “know” Goliath’s nether regions. However, because Goliath was a giant, and because “the Lord” is a real bastard with a sick sense of humor, Goliath returned from the valley of the shadow, turned around, and asked David if it was in yet. This implied not only that David had a tiny weiner, but also that Goliath is a huge asshole. Having a corpse return to the living was too much for David, who had an unmentioned-in-the-bibble congenital heart condition, and he promptly dropped dead of massive coronary failure.
Did I mention “the Lord” was a real bastard? I didn’t? Oh. In that case, tune in next week for our installment of Job. (hint: Job gets to “know” the devil)
Hey, be careful what you ask for.
Nice try, but I’m pretty sure he was talking about this Davy and Goliath.
[QUOTE=Miller]
Nice try, but I’m pretty sure he was talking about this Davy and Goliath.
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Miller’s right (except about the “he” thing), but I appreciate the effort!
Disclaimer - I was only trying to win a bet. I have no personal desire to read religious cartoon beastiality. Unless it’s really well written.
Goliath’s breath was hot on Davy’s neck and ear.
“Gee Davy…you’re really tight!” Goliath panted as his his hips pistoned against Davy’s taut, white, boy-rump.
Davy just closed his eyes and gasped in agony as Goliath’s huge, swollen member relentlessly violated his nether orifice.
But what was this? Why was his own rod of God’s love hardening? Why did he have that strange, trembly feeling in his belly?..
[QUOTE=Scumpup]
Goliath’s breath was hot on Davy’s neck and ear.
“Gee Davy…you’re really tight!” Goliath panted as his his hips pistoned against Davy’s taut, white, boy-rump.
Davy just closed his eyes and gasped in agony as Goliath’s huge, swollen member relentlessly violated his nether orifice.
But what was this? Why was his own rod of God’s love hardening? Why did he have that strange, trembly feeling in his belly?..
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Nitpick: David was a Levantine, so his boy-rump would more than likely have been olive-toned or darker.
What?
I always wondered if Mister Fantastic from The Fantastic Four did this. Or the Elongated Man, who seemed to have a good married life. Or ElastiGirl, who was demonstrably sexual.
[QUOTE=CalMeacham]
I always wondered if Mister Fantastic from The Fantastic Four did this. Or the Elongated Man, who seemed to have a good married life.
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Sue and Sue would have killed them. (On the other hand, I have seen a bit of NSFW art by Bruce Timm that involved Reed working on an experiment while with Sue. Who was enjoying the moment rather too much to notice she didn’t exactly have his undivided attention.)
And, of course, Sue Richards did comment that Reed had ‘the best power ever’ in their Anniversary issue a few years back, and Ralph’s always struck me as creative, so you KNOW the Richards and Dibney bedrooms had some real kinky stuff going down.
[QUOTE=Eben]
MO the worst thing about tentacle hentai is that it spawned non-hentai tentacle porn. That stuff is horrid!
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Like… live action?
ponders
I didn’t think mollusks were trainable…
[QUOTE=Scumpup]
Goliath’s breath was hot on Davy’s neck and ear.
“Gee Davy…you’re really tight!” Goliath panted as his his hips pistoned against Davy’s taut, white, boy-rump.
Davy just closed his eyes and gasped in agony as Goliath’s huge, swollen member relentlessly violated his nether orifice.
But what was this? Why was his own rod of God’s love hardening? Why did he have that strange, trembly feeling in his belly?..
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applaudes wildly
[QUOTE=Risha]
Is that the furry collorary to 34?
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Rule 35; if it *doesn’t * exist, you are obligated to bring it into existence. As has already occurred, you various magnificent bastards.
[QUOTE=Tengu]
Sue and Sue would have killed them. (On the other hand, I have seen a bit of NSFW art by Bruce Timm that involved Reed working on an experiment while with Sue. Who was enjoying the moment rather too much to notice she didn’t exactly have his undivided attention.)
And, of course, Sue Richards did comment that Reed had ‘the best power ever’ in their Anniversary issue a few years back, and Ralph’s always struck me as creative, so you KNOW the Richards and Dibney bedrooms had some real kinky stuff going down.
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Brings to mind Doctor Manhattan from Watchmen, who, being pretty much omnipotent, had two of himself with his girlfriend (who freaked out when she noticed the extra set of hands moving about) whilst a third part of him was performing an experiment in another room…
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]
Nitpick: David was a Levantine, so his boy-rump would more than likely have been olive-toned or darker.
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Wrong Davy. 
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]
Just for shits and giggles, have a woodcut from 1820.
Since the image may not be SFW, though it is hosted on Wikipedia, I’m breaking the link: http:// en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image: Dream_of_the_fishermans_wife_hokusai.jpg
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Um… god damn…
Reminds me of seeing a very large painting of Leda & The Swan in a gallery in Corsica. Oh my…
[QUOTE=EJsGirl]
Um… god damn…
Reminds me of seeing a very large painting of Leda & The Swan in a gallery in Corsica. Oh my…
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I like how on top of everything else it’s a menage a trois.