# What's Wrong With THis icture (of Julia Louis Dreyfuss' Bare Butt?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 9, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752 "2014-04-09T20:48:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/1 "2014-04-09T20:48:34Z")

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First, take a look at this upcoming Rolling Stone cover.

[http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/julia-louis-dreyfus-is-naked-on-the-new-cover-of-rolling-stone-20140408](http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/julia-louis-dreyfus-is-naked-on-the-new-cover-of-rolling-stone-20140408)

Then see if you can guess what’s wrong with it.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/2 "2014-04-09T20:51:46Z")

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They forgot the bottom of the photo!

Done in one!

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/3 "2014-04-09T20:52:27Z")

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looks okay to me.

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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/4 "2014-04-09T20:53:30Z")

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John Hancock’s signature appears on the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution.

(Also, that’s a pretty flamboyant signature for an insurance man…)

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/5 "2014-04-09T20:53:30Z")

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Other than JH’s signature being moved, I see absolutely nothing wrong with that photo!

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/6 "2014-04-09T21:23:55Z")

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> [@flywheel](#):
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> john hancock’s signature appears on the declaration of independence, not the constitution.
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> (also, that’s a pretty flamboyant signature for an insurance man…)

bingo!

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/7 "2014-04-09T21:27:38Z")

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> [@Flywheel](#):
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> John Hancock’s signature appears on the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution.
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> (Also, that’s a pretty flamboyant signature for an insurance man…)

All the S’s look like F’s.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/8 "2014-04-09T21:40:22Z")

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> [@BMalion](#):
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> All the S’s look like F’s.

They shouldn’t. Only certain s’s should have that formation. For example, “happiness” should look like “happinefs”.

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**Author:** ![zbuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zbuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zbuzz)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/9 "2014-04-09T21:49:26Z")

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C’mon, everybody knows the Hancock goes in the front.

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**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/10 "2014-04-09T22:09:53Z")

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Her left arm is in the way.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/11 "2014-04-09T22:33:34Z")

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I doubt it’s really her body. I think that’s worse than the signature.

And the comments in the article! People think it’s no big deal about the signature! What’s wrong with people?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/12 "2014-04-09T22:35:19Z")

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> [@Flywheel](#):
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> (Also, that’s a pretty flamboyant signature for an insurance man…)

It’s hard to hit the porch from a horse.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/13 "2014-04-09T23:04:45Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> People think it’s no big deal about the signature! What’s wrong with people?

I tend to agree for varying levels of “big deal”. I think whoever did it should feel silly and Rolling Stone should give a good-hearted “Whoops, our bad” but I don’t think it portends the downfall of America or anything.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2014, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/14 "2014-04-09T23:42:06Z")

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My tongue is nowhere near it.

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**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/15 "2014-04-10T00:02:37Z")

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I can’t see it?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/16 "2014-04-10T00:36:33Z")

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What is wrong is what is _right_-a 51 year old woman shouldn’t be light year’s close to being that hot.

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**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/17 "2014-04-10T01:47:39Z")

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I don’t think John Hancock signed the Constitution.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/18 "2014-04-10T02:12:41Z")

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> [@Cub\_Mistress](#):
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> I don’t think John Hancock signed the Constitution.

Maybe not the first one, but he might have signed Julia’s butt. Can you prove he didn’t?

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/19 "2014-04-10T02:38:45Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> What is wrong is what is _right_-a 51 year old woman shouldn’t be light year’s close to being that hot.

I think Mr Photoshop may have had a hand in that.

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**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2014, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-wrong-with-this-icture-of-julia-louis-dreyfuss-bare-butt/685752/20 "2014-04-10T02:39:53Z")

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There’s a high-resolution version available. If that’s a Photoshop, it’s a damn good one. There’s also another slightly more revealing pic, but there’s only a low-res version so far.

[http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/4436556/1](http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/4436556/1)

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