# What's your Adult Movie Star Name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050 "2000-04-15T14:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/1 "2000-04-15T14:00:00Z")
Okay, this isn’t my idea. They do this on [107.3](http://www.mix1073fm.com/) every Friday morning. Here’s the deal: Think back to your childhood days. What was your first pet’s name & the name of the street you lived on? Put them together to get your porn star name. Here’s mine: Paprika Nicholson. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/2 "2000-04-15T14:03:00Z")
I’ve played this one before. I’m Sport Putnam. * * * “My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/3 "2000-04-15T14:10:00Z")
Fuzzy Wuzzy Chelsea ---
**Author:** ![Zion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b5e925/32.png) [@Zion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zion)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/4 "2000-04-15T14:10:00Z")
Samba Vulcan. I’m not joking. * * * Not a newbie…formerly ARG220 ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/5 "2000-04-15T14:17:00Z")
Kaiser Bell Maybe if I were a guy that would be more appealing… Okay, not even then…oh well. * * * I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon. –Sig line courtesy of Wally 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/6 "2000-04-15T14:22:00Z")
Ack! I just realized that if I were to have a kid right now, his/her porn star name would be: **Spot Central** ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/7 "2000-04-15T14:26:00Z")
Skipper 103 St doesn’t have that nice a ring to it… would Skipper Woodridge do? (the name of my first pet and one of the streets I grew up on… we did move a couple times) * * * Life is an exotic and sonorous nightmare, in which reason does not always play a role… - Exerpted from V:tM ```auto Dreams die hard and we hold them in our hands long after they have turned to dust. - Bowen in Dragonheart ``` Human beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid. - Seize the Night by Dean Koontz ```auto You know why people call something impossible? Because it hasn't happened yet. - Robin Williams in What Dreams May Come ``` ---
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/8 "2000-04-15T14:27:00Z")
Bug Eyes Hogue Well, I used a little poetic license on the last name, choosing the nearest cross street. Somehow Bug Eyes North 37th Avenue just didn’t work. Bug Eyes was one of those “black gold fish.” * * * inconceivable? i don’t think that word means what you think it does ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/9 "2000-04-15T14:28:00Z")
aha wad. * * * One of the few to be personally welcomed to the board by Ed Zotti. Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/10 "2000-04-15T14:47:00Z")
Michelle Sherman here. ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/11 "2000-04-15T15:28:00Z")
I would be Vhari Townhead The way we used to do this was the name of your first pet and your mother’s maiden name. * * * The Scots - never trust a race whose national dress includes a concealed knife. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/12 "2000-04-15T15:39:00Z")
I doubt Nervous Wells has much of a ring. If you go back far enough Nervous Jockey Creek makes even less sense. * * * “What we have here is failure to communicate.” – Strother Martin, anticipating the Internet. [www.sff.net/people/rothman](http://www.sff.net/people/rothman) ---
**Author:** ![Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f04885/32.png) [@Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghost)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/13 "2000-04-15T15:41:00Z")
**Shadow SparrowWay** … maybe not porn material, but makes a nifty fantasy novel name. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/14 "2000-04-15T15:48:00Z")
Hey there’s some great meterial here. Just let me get my video camera out and… As for chuck and a few of the rest of you, sorry you didn’t make the cut but we do need script writers & prop assistants. ---
**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/15 "2000-04-15T16:06:00Z")
**Mugsy Hillcrest**. Oh, nevermind… * * * “Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.” -From the **Brother Jed** flyer- ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/16 "2000-04-15T16:52:00Z")
“Passed out girl in bathtub” - oh, the pet and street name, right - “Kitty Kat Abel” ---
**Author:** ![kookalouris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@kookalouris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kookalouris)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/17 "2000-04-16T05:15:00Z")
[slightly off-topic] My town is growing, resulting in a spawning of yuppiefied, planned housing communities. One of them, I kid you not, is called “Amber Meadows”, which always reminded me of some faded-and-jaded porn star. [/slightly off-topic] ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/18 "2000-04-16T05:30:00Z")
**raz stewart** bah. * * * “Organs gross me out. That’s _organs_, not orgasms.” -the wallster ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/19 "2000-04-16T05:32:00Z")
Cinnamon Rural Route 9. . . allright, that really doesn’t work. How about my next street–Cinnamon La Rue. Wow. Lots better. * * * “I need the biggest seed bell you have. . . no, that’s too big.”–Hans Moleman ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/20 "2000-04-16T05:58:00Z")
Cha Cha Lindimuir. …sounds good for a woman, but i’m a man. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050.md?page=2)