# What's your Adult Movie Star Name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050 "2000-04-15T14:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BigRoryG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f07891/32.png) [@BigRoryG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigRoryG)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/21 "2000-04-15T19:30:00Z")
I don’t remember any of my rats or goldfishes names, but I guess: **Thomas Poplar Plains** Maybe I’d be the director or something… * * * “My drinking team has a Rugby problem.” _This sig line has been brought to you by the creative mind of Wally_ If you need a graphic solution, [http:\ alk.to\Piglet](http://http:%5C%09alk.to%5CPiglet) ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/22 "2000-04-15T19:35:00Z")
**Spunky Belmont** Not bad…Not bad… ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/23 "2000-04-15T19:36:00Z")
Oh wait, wait… The first street we lived on was Walnut Street, so please amend mine to… **Spunky Walnut** Even better… ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/24 "2000-04-15T20:10:00Z")
Grooooooowl… I’d be **Tiger Richard**. A much better name for a male porn star, wouldn’t you say? If I used my current pet and street name, I’d be **Mew Guadalupe**. Not too hot either, huh? _Sigh_ I guess I’ll just have to stick to watching porn as opposed to acting in it. * * * “Shayna… [one of] the most despised posters on this board.” As declared by WallyM7. (And if you want to know who the others are, [click here](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/007220.html). I’m in very good company!) “Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - an original WallyM7 sig. “How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank ---
**Author:** ![Gundhilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@Gundhilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundhilde)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/25 "2000-04-15T23:05:00Z")
I think I’ve done this before, but it’s either of: MacGruder Maywood Tommy Maywood I guess the guys can have those. OK, I’ll try first female pet and street: Boots Margaret Yuck! ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/26 "2000-04-16T00:11:00Z")
Princess Case Circle? I don’t think that works. Maybe Dirk Diggler instead… * * * Drink up, dear. I made it just for you. _sig by_ **WallyM7** ---
**Author:** ![saucy\_potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@saucy\_potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucy_potato)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/27 "2000-04-16T00:23:00Z")
**Bundy Marcos** (as in King Kong Bundy) * * * _That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch._ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/28 "2000-04-16T00:24:00Z")
Cotton Andrews. Yuck. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/29 "2000-04-16T19:30:00Z")
> [@](#): > > **Cotton Andrews.** Awright!! Redneck porno!!! Finally, an answer to the question: “Is there a sexy way to take off those tobacco-stained bib overalls?” ---
**Author:** ![MtnMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85e7bf/32.png) [@MtnMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MtnMan)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/30 "2000-04-16T20:03:00Z")
Beau Cottonwood There’s some potential there. ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/31 "2000-04-16T20:58:00Z")
Rex Brooklands-Garth. Not bad as a 2 barrelled name. I’m gonna grow the cheesy moustache straight away. ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/32 "2000-04-16T21:15:00Z")
Emily West. Hmm! Fast forward to my first dog and the house I spend most of my life in, and it’s Buster Orchard. * * * Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa… ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/33 "2000-04-16T21:32:00Z")
Corky Sheridan. It’s cute I like it! I do prefer Mistress Kricket though. You can go so many ways with that one! 😉 * * * ## Mistress Kricket Are you stuck on stupid? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/34 "2000-04-16T21:35:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by spoke-: > > \*\* Awright!! Redneck porno!!! > > \*\* Okay, amended note to self: don’t drink _anything_ while reading the SDMB. Ahem… **spoke-** , are you casting aspersions on my ancestry? ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/35 "2000-04-16T23:30:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Jezebel: > \*\* Okay, amended note to self: don’t drink _anything_ while reading the SDMB. > > Ahem… **spoke-** , are you casting aspersions on my ancestry? \*\* No…assuming your family tree does _branch_ at some point… 😉 With a porno name like “Cotton Andrews” though, I am definitely envisioning some cousin-lovin’ videos. (Maybe it’s because I knew this crimson-naped fellow named Cotton when I was a kid. He wore his overalls everywhere. Of course, he saved his nicest pair for church…) ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/36 "2000-04-16T23:46:00Z")
Cisco Van Owen. Well, it wouldn’t be bad for a guy, I guess. Catrandom ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/37 "2000-04-17T00:05:00Z")
tuffy halbrent ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/38 "2000-04-17T00:06:00Z")
rick rockwell ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_G7subs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85e7bf/32.png) [@Rich\_G7subs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_G7subs)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/39 "2000-04-17T01:03:00Z")
Mine don’t cut it for a porn star! Garfield Arnot! * * * Rich “G7SUBS” ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/40 "2000-04-17T01:28:00Z")
I would be… “Kooter Grandview” I kinda like it! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050.md?page=3)