# What's your Adult Movie Star Name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050 "2000-04-15T14:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/41 "2000-04-17T01:43:00Z")
Take your pick: Sandy Martha Jean Wilmer Martha Jean Nemesis Martha Jean None of these work at all, except for the last one, which kind of sounds like a dominatrix. Well, can’t argue with that, I guess… * * * Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/42 "2000-04-17T01:48:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by spoke-: > \*\* No…assuming your family tree does _branch_ at some point… 😉 > > With a porno name like “Cotton Andrews” though, I am definitely envisioning some cousin-lovin’ videos. (Maybe it’s because I knew this crimson-naped fellow named Cotton when I was a kid. He wore his overalls everywhere. Of course, he saved his nicest pair for church…)\*\* Well, there are a few offshoots here and there, but being from the South they tend to kinda get pruned. 😉 I’m still shuddering from the thought of a redneck porn movie… I’m thinking the “Home” episode of _The X Files_, only slightly more graphic. YUCK!!! ---
**Author:** ![DAYIUZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DAYIUZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAYIUZ)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/43 "2000-04-17T02:29:00Z")
Nikki Central, really. Nikki was my Black lab and Central, well, thats the name of the street I lived on. To bad I’m a guy, otherwise that would be a cool one. ---
**Author:** ![Rosethorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Rosethorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosethorn)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/44 "2000-04-17T02:41:00Z")
Mine does not sound too appealing…Bear Pelham, but with the first pet i remember, it would be Feathers Pelham. Pelham is not a sexy name! ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/45 "2000-04-17T03:10:00Z")
Cookie Euclid Cookie Burgundy Athena Burgundy Well those all pretty much suck. I guess I’m not getting into the porn business anytime soon. If I do my first car instead of street and then I’d be Cookie Escort. * * * Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/46 "2000-04-17T03:20:00Z")
Sheila Hopper Which could be apt for a porn star I guess… ---
**Author:** ![TKD2DAN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TKD2DAN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TKD2DAN)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/47 "2000-04-17T03:32:00Z")
Charlie Wallace Hmmmm, sounds to real to be a good porn name. ---
**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/48 "2000-04-17T05:07:00Z")
Binky Herman. [Yee gads!] ---
**Author:** ![Euri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e57/32.png) [@Euri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euri)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/49 "2000-04-17T05:09:00Z")
Lance Roddingstaff. 😃 * * * This message brought to you by BRAINS®, the new headfiller! ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/50 "2000-04-17T05:26:00Z")
**Binky Herman.** Oh man, that made me laugh. * * * “Organs gross me out. That’s _organs_, not orgasms.” -the wallster ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/51 "2000-04-17T07:23:00Z")
hahahah okay this is hilarious. Not even kidding. **Bandit Tingley** haha tell me that isn’t awesome? Bandit, was my first dog. I lived on Tingley Lane Its in Klamath Falls Oregon if you wanna check. _smirk_ ## The Urge Wild horses couldn’t take me away. ---
**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/52 "2000-04-17T14:58:00Z")
**Soapy Edgewater** or when I was older: **Cinnamon Wilderness** I like the second name better - and I just happen to have auburn hair. Take a number boys… ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/53 "2000-04-17T15:08:00Z")
Lucky Galway. eh… I don’t know. Right now it would be Wiley Mozart. Nope. Bah. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/54 "2000-04-17T15:46:00Z")
Midnight St. Mary. Pretty good. Right now it would be Stupid Cat Fifth Avenue. If I use the cross street it would be Stupid Cat Lincoln. I think they’re all good adult movie names. Maybe I’m in the wrong business. ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/55 "2000-04-18T05:18:00Z")
Chin Chin Incline …sounds more like a kinky position than a performer. And if I were to have a kid today their name would be: Ginger Firefly Cool! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Derfel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@Lord\_Derfel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Derfel)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/56 "2000-04-17T18:03:00Z")
Mine sucks: Percy Halifax Tried it with some friends of mine. The best of my friend’s names are: _Big Daddy Fifty-seven_, and get this, _Lucifer Cherry_ We had a good chuckle at the last one… ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/57 "2000-04-17T19:17:00Z")
Cali Seagram It works for me! * * * The Turtle Moves ---
**Author:** ![oniongirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a698b9/32.png) [@oniongirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oniongirl)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/58 "2000-05-28T13:23:30Z")
Well, with the first pet I remember it would be Katie Brookhaven. With the first dog, it would be Sassy Tremont. Currently it would be Snort Ravenoaks. Now THAT would be some interesting porn! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/59 "2000-05-28T13:52:52Z")
Ambercat Bennett. Not too bad. My current one would be Puppy-cat Lafayette. Really stupid. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/60 "2000-05-28T23:12:11Z")
I cracked up reading these… Mine? **Tara Chalmers** Terrific name, except I’m a guy… Tara Chalmers sounds like a whore, though… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050.md?page=4)