# What's your Adult Movie Star Name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050 "2000-04-15T14:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/61 "2000-05-28T23:43:25Z")
Toosar Lee … some potential there! Current porn name would be: Meg Willow … not bad! ---
**Author:** ![dook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@dook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dook)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/62 "2000-05-29T08:24:21Z")
Dixie Paris. Which I suppose would work better if I were female. If I used my -last- pet and the corresponding address, it would be Murphy Brown (no, seriously) -dook ---
**Author:** ![Eposia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Eposia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eposia)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/63 "2000-05-29T22:05:17Z")
Dusty Grayson. It could work… Some of the other ones posted are much better though. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/64 "2000-05-29T22:12:57Z")
Scamper Sunset- and I’ll bet it has already been used ---
**Author:** ![Bullroar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Bullroar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullroar)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/65 "2000-05-29T22:25:00Z")
Bull Guilford ~ I guess they knew I would be the “heavy” I must be the guy who kicks sand in people’s faces and sneers. Close enough to reality, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/66 "2000-05-29T22:50:19Z")
Mine would be Chocolate Beeler…it’s sounds more like some kind of drink or cake…hmmm…well, some people DO have fetishes with foods… 😉 One friend would be Rocky Friar…hehehe ---
**Author:** ![billyt123](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@billyt123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billyt123)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/67 "2000-05-29T23:24:00Z")
currently Misty Coral- another that would be better suited if i was a woman… but sounds like a good ho name ---
**Author:** ![Brood\_McEto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@Brood\_McEto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brood_McEto)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/68 "2000-05-29T23:37:13Z")
Duffy Spooner Hehhhehh… I think that I’ll actually use that… Well, actually the dog’s name was McDuff, an red irish setter. We called him duffy, even after someone stole him… bastards ---
**Author:** ![Spice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Spice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/69 "2000-05-31T14:26:18Z")
Felix Kensington or now Kismet Berteau I guess before and after the operation :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/70 "2000-05-31T14:50:31Z")
Blackie Longstaffe. You do the math. ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/71 "2000-05-31T14:52:39Z")
Smokey Pearl. I think I’ve found my new calling in life. Someone mentioned using their mother’s maiden name, I think you use your middle name & your mother’s maiden name to get your soap opera name. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/72 "2000-05-31T15:05:53Z")
Let’s see…my porn name would be Pepper Syracuse…and using **little\*bit’s** soap star name, I would be Ann Haley. Not bad. ---
**Author:** ![Spolvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spolvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spolvy)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/73 "2000-05-31T15:07:32Z")
My first one was Tippy Hazelnut but now it is Ziggy Alden…anybody else hear the funky wah-wah guitar? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/74 "2000-05-31T15:14:37Z")
I think I could get some Southern boys worked up with mine: Tara Ninth … or Tara Lock, for the S&M crowd… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/75 "2000-05-31T15:26:52Z")
Sorry to bring this up so late but you’re doing this all wrong. Your Soap star name: Your middle name plus the first named street you lived on. Your Porn star name: Your first pet’s name plus your mother’s maiden name. For instance my soap name is William Bryant, and my porn name is Action Cat Kalass. Now let’s all start over ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/76 "2000-05-31T15:36:31Z")
i have two, could be either… **Aries Darby Comet Darby** ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/77 "2000-05-31T16:08:55Z")
Then - Blackie Mango Now - Daisy Park Tho I got my real porn star name from the weight-bearing capacity of a piece of office furniture. Max Load. ---
**Author:** ![esswedl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@esswedl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/esswedl)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/78 "2000-05-31T16:31:32Z")
**Justine Cheltenham** Fine for a girl, I guess. Let’s skip ahead to my first male pet. . . **Cassidy Whirlaway** Oh, geez. I think that’s even _less_ masculine. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/79 "2000-05-31T19:42:31Z")
Lavinia Woolridge-good enough for a female porn star Currently, it would be Neutron Blarney Stone-maybe I can direct ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/80 "2000-05-31T19:50:31Z")
This one just won’t work: Moppit Loomis. Too Dickensian for me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050.md?page=5)