# What's your Adult Movie Star Name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 15, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050 "2000-04-15T14:00:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dumbguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dumbguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dumbguy)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/81 "2000-05-31T21:05:20Z")

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Pierre Flower. Europorn, I guess.

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/82 "2000-05-31T21:23:17Z")

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Woody

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**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/83 "2000-05-31T21:46:24Z")

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I thought the way we were supposed to do it was to combine your middle name (rather than pet name) with the street you grew up on, making me “Andrew Harrison.”

OK, so I sound like the younger, never-popular brother of the “quiet” Beatle.

The real kick came from one of my old managers, David Mallinson, whose porn name using the above ascribed method was “William Wyldwood.”

Even Peter North can’t touch that one for coolness.

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Pete  
Long time RGMWer and ardent AOLer  
[http://members.aol.com/psiekier/](http://members.aol.com/psiekier/)

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**Author:** ![monkeylucifer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/84 "2000-05-31T23:02:10Z")

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Okay, here are my names by the most recent rules variants

Soap Name : **Scott DeBuys**

Porn Name : **Topper Loveless**

No, I am not making that up, either.

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/85 "2000-06-01T04:29:17Z")

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using the original pet&street name, my porn name is  
Nipper McMurray. not too bad… unless you count fish as a pet…then i’d be E.T. McMurray… not quite as interesting…

the middle name and mom’s maiden name rule gives me my mothers name…i dont really like the thought of associating that with porn…:-}

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**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/86 "2000-06-01T04:38:42Z")

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Danny Clarence here

Doesn’t sound much like a porn star to me.

Surely I have got better things to do today. - Maybe?

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/87 "2000-06-01T04:46:03Z")

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Bumbi Portugee  
Not a very masculine porno name, sounds more like the ethnic sidekick in an 18 century novel.

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**Author:** ![InsanityIncarnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7cd45c/32.png) [@InsanityIncarnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InsanityIncarnate)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/88 "2000-06-01T08:56:24Z")

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Now lets see I can’t remember what street I grew up on but I don’t Think you wnat me to tell you all the possibilities I have now.  
23 cats (Phil friendship… Hmmmm)  
5 dogs (Snickers… I think not)  
iguana (Lizzy sounds like a female)  
snake (Did I ever get around to naming it? It is a ball python)  
7 birds (Bobber silly but it has connotations)  
several guinea pigs)  
Tarantula (Mr.Bitey???)

Oh and my soap opera name would be Christian Huntington. Sounds like the evil rich snob.

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/89 "2000-06-01T17:07:05Z")

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Vestal Blueballs.

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/90 "2000-06-01T17:55:56Z")

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Well, I _hate_ my middle name, so I won’t do that. My porn star name would be Muffin Sherman or Muffin Thornton, depending on which way you calculate it. My current one would either be (2 pets) Heather Beech or Crystal Rose Beech for street names (actually, it would be Beech Valley, but let’s not go there) and Heather Thornton or Crystal Rose Thornton.

Hmmmmmmm. Not too bad. At least they’re girl’s names!

My porn name with my first pets after I got married would be Smokey Rasa and Simon Rasa. I think _not_.

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**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/91 "2000-06-01T19:02:23Z")

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1st pet + street name = **Sandy Sycamore**. Sounds more like a soap opera.  
1st pet + mom’s maiden name = **Sandy Johnson**. How boring.

Middle name + mom’s maiden name = Mom’s actual name. Total boring.

Some other pets I actually remember would get me:

**Wildfire Wyandotte  
Brandy Wyandotte**

My daughter’s first pet/street would give her **Buddy Peter** \<snicker\>

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**Author:** ![EnochF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/779978/32.png) [@EnochF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EnochF)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/92 "2000-06-01T22:05:39Z")

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By the new critera, my soap opera name is Eric Linden. Sounds like new money, probably a new character who would appear every now and then to conspire with the latest corporate bad-girl of the month.

My porn name is… good grief… Omni Wang? I don’t wanna know, man…

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/93 "2000-06-02T00:39:40Z")

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Sweetie Frondoso

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/94 "2000-06-02T01:39:07Z")

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My wife says hers is Pepper Mill. I kind of like that.

Mine would be Laddie Colfax. It’s better if I use my current pet. Then it’s Midnight Colfax.

Midnight Colfax and Pepper Mill. Coming soon to a theater near you.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/95 "2000-06-02T02:43:27Z")

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Soap star name: Wesley Cavell.

Porno: Rosie Mitchell. (I see that as being a sultry drag queen librarian in horn-rimmed glasses, wool sweater, and sheer lingerie.)

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/96 "2000-06-02T02:47:59Z")

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Maybe if they made comedy porno, my name would fit:

Colonel Minnehaha

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/97 "2000-06-02T03:35:10Z")

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Fluffy Kingston.

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**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/98 "2000-06-02T06:45:40Z")

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George Memphis. There’s kind of a ring to it, I think.

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/99 "2000-06-02T17:04:15Z")

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Sheesh! That’s what I get for not reading the OP! ::rolleyes::

Mine would be Tiger March

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-adult-movie-star-name/16050/100 "2000-06-02T17:18:22Z")

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Then: Fish Wyanoke  
Now: Crease Whitewater

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