# What's your all-purpose insult that you mutter at other drivers?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-all-purpose-insult-that-you-mutter-at-other-drivers/264610>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 15, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-all-purpose-insult-that-you-mutter-at-other-drivers/264610 "2004-09-15T22:44:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-all-purpose-insult-that-you-mutter-at-other-drivers/264610/81 "2004-09-20T21:00:57Z")

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If you’re gonna say “pigfuckers”, you have to erupt in a Thompsonian outburst of drugged-out looniness. “Bah, go rape a chainsaw, you pigfucker nazi!” or somesuch.

Ah, Thompson… is there anything he can’t do?

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**Author:** ![Sandlegs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@Sandlegs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sandlegs)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-all-purpose-insult-that-you-mutter-at-other-drivers/264610/82 "2004-09-20T21:23:39Z")

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i can’t remember why i started saying this but when someone does some terrible driving i yell

“damn bad driver [USA.com](http://USA.com)!”

what is wrong with me?

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-all-purpose-insult-that-you-mutter-at-other-drivers/264610/83 "2004-09-21T06:51:41Z")

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I don’t like to cuss or swear.

Really I don’t.

But when the situation warrants it I’ll use my ultimate epithet:

Futhermucker!

:eek:

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