# What's your "Ask The \[blank\]"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ask-the-blank/163098>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 21, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ask-the-blank/163098 "2003-03-21T14:56:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ask-the-blank/163098/161 "2003-10-31T17:13:18Z")

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I mean to say that I’m dating a slightly older woman, not that I’m dating an older woman slightly, which I should add because said older woman does read these boards.

Ask the guy who annoys his girlfriend by trying too hard to please her

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**Author:** ![Godfrey\_Daniels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Godfrey\_Daniels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Godfrey_Daniels)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ask-the-blank/163098/162 "2003-10-31T20:20:15Z")

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Ask the…

```
            *band member (guitar)
            *fly tyer
            *fly angler
            *amateur aquatic entomologist
            *guy who can cook
            *Oregonian
```

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**Author:** ![Phoebestar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Phoebestar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phoebestar)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ask-the-blank/163098/163 "2003-11-04T19:51:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cheese Monster \*  
> **I mean to say that I’m dating a slightly older woman, not that I’m dating an older woman slightly, which I should add because said older woman does read these boards.**

I’m only five years older than you. It’s not like I’m ancient. hehe.

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**Author:** ![Empress\_Jolrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@Empress\_Jolrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Empress_Jolrael)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ask-the-blank/163098/164 "2003-11-07T02:32:22Z")

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Ask the Forbidden City tour guide. 😃

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ask-the-blank/163098/165 "2003-11-07T07:32:20Z")

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Ask the Procrastinator. (I even waited until the bottom of the 4th page of this thread to post.)

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**Author:** ![Sonyadora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Sonyadora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonyadora)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-ask-the-blank/163098/166 "2003-11-07T07:54:52Z")

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Ask the Californian! (remember, we can’t agree on anything…)

Ask the Ag major.

Ask the Taiko chick.

Ask the Behcet’s Syndrome patient.

Ask the “Mistress of Pancake”.

Ask the college TA with really, really dense students.

Ask the watcher of strange movies.

Ask the orchid freak.

Ask the girl with a several hundred word Japanese vocabulary who can’t in fact speak Japanese.

Ask the Navy brat.

Ask the girl who always knows where everything in the house is and is thus forced to be a living key finder for roommates and family alike.

Ask the chick who should just go to bed right now because it’s so damn late.

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