# What's your best insult in 25 words or less?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 3, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-best-insult-in-25-words-or-less/24398 "2000-07-03T00:55:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-best-insult-in-25-words-or-less/24398/122 "2001-03-09T04:01:04Z")

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I heard this said at a Vampire LARP and stunned descended in all directions.

“You are the festering afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!”

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**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-best-insult-in-25-words-or-less/24398/123 "2001-03-09T16:55:49Z")

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Look them straight in the eye and say—  
You are kulturny.  
or  
You have forgotten the face of your father.  
or  
You watch talkshows.  
or  
I know you’re lying; your lips are moving.  
or  
You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.  
or  
Hmmmmm…it kinda looks like a penis, only smaller.  
Look them up and down slowly and say  
You are so…wrong. On so many different levels. Just wrong.

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