# What's your best insult? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 11, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-best-insult/218294 "2003-12-11T05:51:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![El\_Cookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3da27b/32.png) [@El\_Cookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cookie)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-best-insult/218294/61 "2003-12-14T13:00:55Z")
Your teeth are like the stars: yellow and far apart You know whats wrong with you? As a child, your daddy threw you 3 times in the air and only caught you twice. Your face is like a sneaker. It smells and I wanna put my foot in it. (Well, this one sounds better in German) ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-best-insult/218294/62 "2003-12-14T21:07:15Z")
Don’t the Germans have a saying that translates to “I can’t smell you” (i.e. you stink) or something like that? “I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.” ---
**Author:** ![DaisyFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@DaisyFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaisyFace)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-best-insult/218294/63 "2003-12-15T02:33:11Z")
Is it lonely at the bottom of the bell curve? ---
**Author:** ![cankerist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@cankerist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cankerist)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-best-insult/218294/64 "2003-12-15T08:28:26Z")
For those who want to deliver the dis but want to avoid the responsibility: “You know, I don’t care what everyone else is saying … I think you’re an excellent [insert profession]”. ---
**Author:** ![bayonet1976](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bayonet1976](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bayonet1976)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-best-insult/218294/65 "2003-12-16T13:26:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Antiochus \* > \*\*I just skimmed this thread, hoping to see my all time favorite Cuban Curse. This little gem convinced me, that when it comes to epithets, Americans have light years to go. (That opinion has since changed, after reading some blistering pittings here at SD.) > > Anyway, it’s from my 1950’s memories, and there are definitely misspellings, particularly in the second word. The whole thing goes > like so: > > “Me caguin el guarda fango, que quite el gango de conyo tu puta madre.” > \*\* Damn, I’m Cuban and I’d never heard of that. But it’s from the 50’s so that would explain it. The actual spanish spelling would be: “Me cago en el guardafango que quita el fango del coño de tu puta madre”. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-best-insult/218294/66 "2003-12-16T13:30:22Z")
You have teeth like pearls…black ones ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-best-insult/218294/67 "2003-12-16T13:32:01Z")
Oh look everyone 1000 posts. Where’s my T shirt, Blue Peter Badge and photograph of the Kaiser having a poo ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-best-insult/218294/68 "2003-12-16T13:57:44Z")
The best part of you ran down your mother’s leg. If I wanted any lip from you, I’d take off my pants. (not you **spogga** , I was answering the OP.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-best-insult/218294.md?page=3)