# What's your "cigarette" after sex?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 15, 2004, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459 "2004-10-15T21:17:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/1 "2004-10-15T21:17:20Z")

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For example as soon as we’ve finished my girlfriend desperately needs a cup of tea. I, on the other hand, am happy just to stay and hug. What do you do?

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/2 "2004-10-15T21:18:53Z")

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Take a two hour shower, moaning “can’t get clean… can’t get clean…” Then tea.

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/3 "2004-10-15T21:28:22Z")

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depends on time of day. mrAru likes to snuggle, I like to snuggle and we watch tv and go to sleep if it is night time, if it is morning then we take a shower and get ready for the day - coffee breakfast and email/computer all around=)

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/4 "2004-10-15T21:38:02Z")

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Middle age.

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**Author:** ![Marathon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@Marathon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marathon)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/5 "2004-10-15T22:01:00Z")

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There are few things more satisfying than the Post-Coital Cuddle.

Then, coffee.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/6 "2004-10-15T22:05:38Z")

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Immediate unconsciousness.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/7 "2004-10-15T22:11:24Z")

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A cigarette.

Oh yes, and a Pepsi.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/8 "2004-10-15T22:38:33Z")

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A bottle of water.

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/9 "2004-10-15T22:39:52Z")

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I call it “sleep.”

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**Author:** ![Mr.Niceguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mr.Niceguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Niceguy)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/10 "2004-10-15T23:01:15Z")

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A cigarette.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/11 "2004-10-15T23:06:54Z")

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Zzzzzz

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/12 "2004-10-15T23:11:09Z")

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More sex.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/13 "2004-10-15T23:29:57Z")

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Her = water  
Me = beer

😃

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/14 "2004-10-16T00:12:50Z")

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> [@Aeschines](#):
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> More sex.

My sentiments exactly. And I keep some water handy. It’s thirsty work. 😃

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**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/15 "2004-10-16T00:26:20Z")

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He: Do you smoke after sex?

She: I dunno…I never looked.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/16 "2004-10-16T00:32:03Z")

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Anybody care to help me find out?

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/17 "2004-10-16T00:53:22Z")

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A pee and a glass of water. It’s almost like getting some sperm means my body needs a fluid change. Oh, and cuddling, too. I dig cuddling.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/18 "2004-10-16T02:31:24Z")

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Cuddling. No cuddling? I get up, go home and smoke. Or go home and cuddle with my roommate. My old roommate & I were cool that way. Platonic, but cuddling was always cool.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/19 "2004-10-16T03:11:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> What’s your “cigarette” after sex?

Still a cigarette.

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2004, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cigarette-after-sex/269459/20 "2004-10-16T04:34:00Z")

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Cuddling or, more specifically, being stroked. If the sex has been mm-mmm-good, my body feels like my nerve endings are on super-alert, and just having my partner’s hands/fingers run over my body feels oh-so-wonderful.

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