# What's YOUR cyborg name?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 8, 2005, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184 "2005-08-08T21:16:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/1 "2005-08-08T21:16:45Z")
To add to the list that includes your drag queen name and so forth, here’s a site that takes your name and turns it into a cyborg name:
[Cyborg name generator](http://www.cyborgname.com/)
I’m:
**R** obotic
**I** ntelligent
**C** onstruct
**H** ardwired for
**A** ccurate
**R** epair and
**D** estruction
I get both sides of the business, I destroy and repair.
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### Author:  [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/2 "2005-08-08T21:46:50Z")
**L** ifelike
**O** bedient
**B** eing
**S** killed in
**A** ssassination and
**N** octurnal
**G** ratification
You better believe it!
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### Author:  [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/3 "2005-08-08T21:50:49Z")
General
Hydraulic
Android
Normally for
Infiltration and
Mandatory
Assassination
Yeah baby!
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### Author:  [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/4 "2005-08-08T21:55:04Z")
**S** ynthetic
**T** ransforming
**A** ndroid
**S** killed in
**I** nfiltration and
**A** ssassination
Hell yeah!
When I play MMORPGs, I’m always a rogue, too. Maybe I should look further into this interesting career? 😃
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### Author:  [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/5 "2005-08-08T21:55:36Z")
Quantum
Networked
Judge
Optimized for
Nocturnal
Exploration and
Sabotage
I usually don’t post to these things, but this one is way cool. Sounds like a cybernetic stalker.
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### Author:  [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/6 "2005-08-08T21:57:53Z")
**L** ifelike
**A** rtificial
**D** evice
**Y** earning for
**B** attle and
**U** ltimate
**G** ratification
w00t!
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### Author:  [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/7 "2005-08-08T22:01:53Z")
Positronic
Individual
Calibrated for
Killing and
Efficient
Repair
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### Author:  [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/8 "2005-08-08T22:03:08Z")
**M** achine
**I** ntended for
**S** abotage and
**N** octurnal
**O** bservation/
**M** echanical
**E** lectronic
**R** eplicant
Hmm, nocturnal observation … me likey. 🙂
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### Author:  [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/9 "2005-08-08T22:04:36Z")
**D** igital
**A** ndroid
**R** esponsible for
**E** xploration/
**D** igital
**E** lectronic
**V** iolence and
**I** nfiltration
**L** ifeform
I’ve always it’d be cool to be a hacker for espionage purposes.
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### Author:  [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/10 "2005-08-08T22:06:52Z")
**D** igital
**A** rtificial
**V** iolence and
**I** nfiltration
**D** evice
Digital and Artificial seem a bit redundant, but I like the Violence and Infiltration bit. I’m like a cyborg ninja.
If you’ll excuse me, I gots ta slap around some pirates.
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### Author:  [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/11 "2005-08-08T22:18:31Z")
F.L.U.I.D.D.R.U.I.D.: Functional Lifeform Used for Infiltration and Destruction/Digital Robotic Unit Intended for Destruction.
Have I infiltrated yet? Yes? DESTROY! DESTROY!
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### Author:  [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/12 "2005-08-08T22:21:52Z")
**A** rtificial
**A** ndroid
**R** esponsible [sub]for[/sub]
**O** bservation [sub]and[/sub]
**N** ullification.
Apparently, I stalk and destroy. I guess that makes me a cyborg ninja as well. Hell yeah!
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### Author:  [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/13 "2005-08-08T22:25:00Z")
Sorry for the consectutive posts, but I decided to do my doper name as well, and I still get to be a ninja, but now I fight aliens! Yay!
J.I.M.S.O.X.: Journeying Intelligent Machine Skilled in Observation and Xenocide
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### Author:  [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/14 "2005-08-08T22:26:52Z")
My name is too long, so I abbreviated:
**H** umanoid
**B** uilt
for
**Q** uestioning
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### Author:  [@akira5822](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akira5822)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/15 "2005-08-08T22:34:04Z")
Artificial
Killing and
Intensive
Repair
Android
It would appear that i am somewhat conflicted ☹
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/16 "2005-08-08T22:36:51Z")
**H** ydraulic
**A** rtificial
**L** ifeform
Pfft. Well, that’s no fun. Hmmm…maybe if we change that first work to **H** omicidal…
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/17 "2005-08-08T22:46:04Z")
B.O.S.D.A.:
Being
Optimized for
Sabotage and
Dangerous
Assassination
So. I’m like a Cobra B.A.T., but with more savoir-faire?
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### Author:  [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/18 "2005-08-08T22:50:53Z")
Synthetic
Troubleshooting and
Efficient
Repair
Neohuman/
Vigilant
Obedient
Galactic
Exploration
Lifeform
Guess I’m the diametric opposite of Bender, the _Futurama_ slacker robot…
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/19 "2005-08-08T23:05:03Z")
Networked Electronic Mathematics Organism? No fair - all you guys got to be programmed for things like Nocturnal Assassination and Ultimate Gratification and I got stuck in the accounting department.
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### Author:  [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/20 "2005-08-08T23:06:46Z")
Organism Designed for Infiltration and Nocturnal Observation/Networked Entity Engineered for Yelling and Exploration
or
Organism Designed for Infiltration and Nullification
for short
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