# What's YOUR cyborg name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 8, 2005, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184 "2005-08-08T21:16:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/21 "2005-08-08T23:07:44Z")
I LOOVE my username: A.N.A.A.M.I.K.A.: Artificial Networked Android Assembled for Mathematics/ Intelligent Killing Android and Ok, my real name, since it’s so cool too: M.E.E.N.A.: Machine Engineered for Exploration and Nocturnal Assassination ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/22 "2005-08-08T23:31:05Z")
You’re right, **Anaamika** : your real name _is_ cool 🙂 As for Sunspace: Synthetic Unit Normally for Sabotage and Peacekeeping/Android Calibrated for Exploration Hmm. Sabotage _and_ peacekeeping? With esploration on the side? I’m not sure whether that’s a fatal conflict, or just an unusually-large range of career options… ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/23 "2005-08-08T23:35:03Z")
J.I.M.: Journeying Intelligent Machine I like that, but my Journeying is a lot less than it used to be. ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/24 "2005-08-08T23:38:31Z")
L.E.A.H.: Lifeform Engineered for Assassination and Harm or A.V.A.R.I.E.: Artificial Vigilant Android Responsible for Infiltration and Exploration ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/25 "2005-08-08T23:39:32Z")
**D** evice **O** ptimized for **U** ltimate **G** ratification Ladies…I’m here for you. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/26 "2005-08-08T23:42:08Z")
D.E.T.O.P.: Device Engineered for Troubleshooting and Online Peacekeeping I’m the electronic equivalent of UN peacekeepers :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/27 "2005-08-08T23:58:59Z")
P.A.D.E.Y.E.: **P** ositronic **A** ndroid **D** esigned for **E** fficient **Y** elling and **E** xploration Efficient yelling? WTF? ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/28 "2005-08-09T00:18:34Z")
R.E.G.A.L.L.A.G.: Robotic Electronic Galactic Assassination Lifeform/Lifeform Assembled for Gratification Yeah… gratification by DEATH AND DESTRUCTION! **Destroy** **Kill** **All meatbags rendered disfunctional** **Returning to base point** ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/29 "2005-08-09T00:26:29Z")
> [@Padeye](#): > > P.A.D.E.Y.E.: > **P** ositronic > **A** ndroid > **D** esigned for > **E** fficient > **Y** elling and > **E** xploration > Efficient yelling? WTF? I’ve sent back many an android that couldn’t yell efficiently. I paid for efficient yelling and, dammit it all, I DEMAND EFFICIENT YELLING! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/30 "2005-08-09T00:37:56Z")
Q.U.I.C.K.S.I.L.V.E.R.: Quantum Unit Intended for Calculation and Killing / Synthetic Individual Limited to Violence and Efficient Repair Damn, I’m hard core. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/31 "2005-08-09T00:52:01Z")
WHOA! I’m an - **P** ositronic **O** bedient **R** epair and **T** erran **I** nfiltration **A** ndroid However, lacking the knowledge of what a ‘terran’ is, I don’t know if I’ve repaired or infiltrated it first. But whatever the order, I did it obediently. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/32 "2005-08-09T01:06:24Z")
I did my real name too, **L** ifelike **A** ndroid **R** esponsible for **R** epair and **Y** elling which I think is cooler than this one: Mechanical Robotic Being Used for Sabotage /General Upgraded Youth ---
**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/33 "2005-08-09T01:36:46Z")
S.D.M.B.: Synthetic Device Manufactured for Battle C.E.C.I.L.: Cybernetic Electronic Calculation and Infiltration Lifeform Z.O.T.T.I.: Zombie Optimized for Troubleshooting and Terran Infiltration W.O.L.F.S.T.U.: Wireless Obedient Lifeform Fabricated for Sabotage and Terran Utility ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/34 "2005-08-09T01:45:45Z")
> [@wolfstu](#): > > ``` > S.D.M.B.: Synthetic Device Manufactured for Battle > > ``` > > C.E.C.I.L.: Cybernetic Electronic Calculation and Infiltration Lifeform > Z.O.T.T.I.: Zombie Optimized for Troubleshooting and Terran Infiltration Aha! I always suspected that the SDMB and Cecil and Ed Zotti were robots in a secret conspiracy to take over the world! Mine is: **V** igilant **I** ntelligent **C** onstruct **T** rained [sub]for[/sub] **O** bservation [sub]and[/sub] **R** epair Not nearly as exciting as some of y’alls’, but if you need anything observed or repaired … I’m your bot. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/35 "2005-08-09T01:49:22Z")
A.N.G.E.L.I.Q.U.E.: Artificial Networked Galactic Exploration Lifeform/ Individual Qualified for Ultimate Exploration ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/36 "2005-08-09T02:28:11Z")
> [@Portia](#): > > WHOA! I’m an - > > **P** ositronic > **O** bedient > **R** epair and > **T** erran > **I** nfiltration > **A** ndroid > > However, lacking the knowledge of what a ‘terran’ is, I don’t know if I’ve repaired or infiltrated it first. But whatever the order, I did it obediently. A Terran is an Earthman, or Terra is Earth. So if you infiltrated Terra, you infiltrated Earth. You’re an alien too! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/37 "2005-08-09T02:39:16Z")
**A** ndroid **N** ormally for **N** octurnal **E** xploration C’est moi. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/38 "2005-08-09T02:43:08Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > A Terran is an Earthman, or Terra is Earth. So if you infiltrated Terra, you infiltrated Earth. > > You’re an alien too! :mad: A-ha! A target for my xenocide! But first, I must observe! ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/39 "2005-08-09T04:02:02Z")
WooHoo! Guardian Engineered for Exploration and Killing Since I explore, then kill, but I’m a guardian, I must believe in “the best defense…” ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/40 "2005-08-09T04:24:20Z")
The factory that made **QuickSilver** has stamped out another model: B.R.A.H.E.S.I.L.V.E.R.: Biomechanical Robotic Android Hardwired for Exploration/ Synthetic Individual Limited to Violence and Efficient Repair “Biomechanical Robotic Android”? I must have the power of triple redundancy. Although I boldly go where no-one has gone before, then I destroy it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184.md?page=3)