# What's YOUR cyborg name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 8, 2005, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184 "2005-08-08T21:16:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/41 "2005-08-09T04:25:20Z")
Real name: **D** igital **A** ndroid **L** imited to **E** xploration Screen name: **D** igital **R** obotic **R** eplicant **I** ntended for **E** xploration and **U** ltimate **G** enocide ---
**Author:** ![DataZak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@DataZak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DataZak)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/42 "2005-08-09T04:25:31Z")
**D** igital **A** rtificial **T** echnician **A** ssembled for **Z** ealous **A** ssassination and **K** illing ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/43 "2005-08-09T04:26:43Z")
Oops–that last one should be **X** enocide. I swear, that wasn’t a Freudian slip… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/44 "2005-08-09T04:39:46Z")
> [@betenoir](#): > > **A** ndroid > **N** ormally for > **N** octurnal > **E** xploration > C’est moi. Sounds like you ought to connect, so to speak, with D.O.U.G. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/45 "2005-08-09T04:49:25Z")
W.O.L.F.M.A.N.: Wireless Obedient Lifeform Fabricated for Mathematics and Accurate Nullification Part nerd, part killing machine. But innacurate nullification has always been one of my pet peeves. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/46 "2005-08-09T09:10:40Z")
**B** iomechanical **O** rganism Which is actually, um, correct. But the picture dint look anything like me. ---
**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/47 "2005-08-09T10:29:25Z")
L.I.A.M Lifeform Intended for Assassination and Mathematics Or my username K.L.I.N.T.Y.P.O.O.H Kinetic Lifeform Intended for Nocturnal Troubleshooting and Yelling/ Person Optimized for Observation and Harm ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/48 "2005-08-09T10:40:37Z")
General Obedient Unit Designed for Assasination So when I’m out to assasinate, and my victim says ‘please don’t kill me’, I say, ‘OK’ and walk away?! ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/49 "2005-08-09T12:41:31Z")
S.C.O.T.T. P.L.A.I.D.: Synthetic Construct Optimized for Terran Troubleshooting/ Positronic Lifeform Assembled for Infiltration and Destruction I am self-guided Land Rover that uploads its self into the maniquin I have in the drivers seat, then I walk among humans’ research facilities. so as to be able to kill Sarah Conner. I love being me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/50 "2005-08-09T12:59:22Z")
T.I.G.G.R.K.I.T.T.Y.: Transforming Individual Generated for Galactic Repair/Knight Intended for Troubleshooting and Terran Yelling hrm…I didn’t think I yelled THAT much. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/51 "2005-08-09T13:02:46Z")
C.A.T.H.E.R.I.N.E.: Cybernetic Android Trained for Hazardous Exploration/Replicant Intended for Nocturnal Exploration They really expect a lot out of me… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/52 "2005-08-09T13:08:46Z")
P.O.N.D.E.R.: Positronic Obedient Neohuman Designed for Exploration and Repair Awww … ☹ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/53 "2005-08-09T21:38:51Z")
M.A.D. H.E.R.M.I.T.: Mechanical Artificial Device/Hydraulic Electronic Replicant Manufactured for Infiltration and Troubleshooting A replicant? That explains much, like why Harrison Ford and Edward James Olmos are hanging around in my neighborhood… ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/54 "2005-08-10T00:54:06Z")
adam yax- Artificial Digital Android Manufactured for Yelling and Accurate Xenocide. If we ever get invaded by aliens let me know, I’ll yell at them and then kill them. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/55 "2005-08-10T01:51:59Z")
D.E.R.L.E.T.H.: Digital Electronic Replicant Limited to Exploration and Terran Harm This brings back memories. I was playing with this back when Lore was still doing The Brunching Shuttlecocks. He’s still active at his [Lore-Brand Comics](http://www.lorebrandcomics.com/) and [The Slumbering Lungfish](http://slumbering.lungfish.com/), but Comedy with a Runch is no more. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/56 "2005-08-10T02:30:35Z")
D.A.I.T.H.I was kinda boring, so I’m going with **D** igital **A** ndroid **F** abricated for **Y** elling and **D** angerous **D** estruction Yay! I’m yell-y! And don’t give me none of your candy-assed tame destruction – I want the full tilt boogie _dangerous_ stuff! ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/57 "2005-08-10T02:55:20Z")
**B** iomechanical **R** obotic **A** ndroid **C** alibrated for **H** azardous **Y** elling 😃 I feel like a metallic Vavoom. ---
**Author:** ![kiffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d78d45/32.png) [@kiffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiffa)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/58 "2005-08-11T20:25:26Z")
Kinetic Intelligent Forbidden Fighting Android = kiffa ---
**Author:** ![AndyPolley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@AndyPolley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndyPolley)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/59 "2005-08-11T21:05:10Z")
**A** rtificial **N** etworked **D** evice **Y** earning for **P** eacekeeping/ **O** bedient **L** ifeform **L** imited to **E** xploration and **Y** elling But what if I want to do more than explore & yell? At least I yearn for peace. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/60 "2005-08-11T23:06:06Z")
V.A.G.U.S **V** igilant **A** ndroid **G** enerated for **U** ltimate **S** abotage 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184.md?page=4)