# What's YOUR cyborg name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 8, 2005, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184 "2005-08-08T21:16:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/61 "2005-08-12T00:44:14Z")

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Artificial Robotic Construct Hardwired for Infiltration/Vigilant Entity Generated for Ultimate Yelling

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**Author:** ![xenonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de0a6/32.png) [@xenonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenonymous)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/62 "2005-08-12T01:25:49Z")

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X.E.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.:  
eXperimental  
Electronic  
Neohuman  
Optimized for  
Nullification/  
Ytterbium  
Machine  
Optimized for  
Ultimate  
Sabotage

It sounds malicious when you say it like that… but really, I’m just plain clumsy!

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/63 "2005-08-12T03:53:54Z")

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L.E.S.L.I.E.: Lifelike Entity Skilled in Logical Infiltration and Exploration

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/64 "2005-08-12T04:23:17Z")

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Digital  
Artificial  
Nocturnal  
Infiltration and  
Exploration  
Lifeform

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**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/65 "2005-08-12T12:14:19Z")

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M.E.N.O.C.C.H.I.O.: Mechanical Electronic Nocturnal Observation Construct/Cybernetic Hazardous Infiltration Organism

Another cyber-ninja.

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**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-cyborg-name/316184/66 "2005-08-12T13:13:04Z")

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O.R.U.A.L.

Obedient Robotic Ultimate Assasination Lifeform

also,

A.L.Y.S.

Artificial Lifeform Yearning for Sabotage

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