# What's YOUR "Dirty little Secret"? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2002, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331 "2002-03-21T13:03:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/21 "2002-03-21T21:57:34Z")
I’m really an alien disguised as the President of the US. It’s not as weird as you think. Some faster thinking aliens got her first and snuck onto the Supreme Court. ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/22 "2002-03-21T22:00:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by auntie em \* > \*\*That I get a strange comfort from the smell of a skunk. :o \*\* me too! but it doesn’t smell lemony to me, it reminds me of really good pot. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Odieman_ > **I am addicted to the Food Channel…sigh I feel so much better after admitting that…** i love it also- but [Great Chefs](http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/greatchefs/greatchefs.html) on Discovery is my favorite cooking show… I’ll never understand why my friends aren’t interested in watching “Variation on Shoulder Tip with Savoy Cabbage”? p.s. stofsky, lol!!! the funniest post ive read in weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Toaster52](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Toaster52](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toaster52)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/23 "2002-03-21T22:05:30Z")
I have this love of Nintendo games…I’ve got all the Final Fantasy games, all the Dragon Warrior games; also PC games…all of them the Role-playing games. ummm…now and then I even get out and look fondly at my Level 21 Elf Mage Assassin…has a semi-sentient sword…man, he could KICK ASS!!! ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/24 "2002-03-21T22:06:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cainxinth \* > \*\* > me too! but it doesn’t smell lemony to me, it reminds me of really good pot. > \*\* Dear God, I love it here. 😃 You can’t imagine the mental image I’ve got going on right now…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Survey1215](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@Survey1215](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Survey1215)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/25 "2002-03-21T22:13:43Z")
Well…I was gonna give out my dark, dirty secret but I’d feel like a filthy perv doing it, given the light-hearted theme this thread has taken. So I’ll keep my perversions to myself. (and take my ball and GO HOME!) :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Wisest\_Novel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wisest_novel/32/13329_2.png) [@Wisest\_Novel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wisest_Novel)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/26 "2002-03-21T22:45:40Z")
I used to be fond of skunk-at-a-distance, too, until the distance got too small. We live in the country, and have the occasional skunk in the woods or horse pasture. The first time our labrador got sprayed, we were unprepared, expecially as it happened at night. I bought a couple of cans of tomato juice, but it didn’t get the smell out (next day we learned there are more effective commercial products). What made it worse was that she likes to sleep in my bed. Ick. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/27 "2002-03-22T01:32:36Z")
I was born and raised in Michigan. Never once have I played euchre, nor do I ever care to. Anyone need CPR? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/28 "2002-03-22T01:36:01Z")
I have lived in New England almost all of my life and have _never_ eaten lobster. ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/29 "2002-03-22T01:42:24Z")
On occasion, I need CPR but I live nowhere near Flint, MI. ---
**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/30 "2002-03-22T01:47:19Z")
I don’t like pickles. ---
**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/31 "2002-03-22T02:02:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kwyjibo \* > \*\*I take the flowers from the dinning room into the bathroom and eat them. \*\* Well that explains that mysterious trip to Holland. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/32 "2002-03-22T02:12:49Z")
My entire history class saw me in a miniskirt and a tank top. Figure THAT one out. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/33 "2002-03-22T02:44:52Z")
Hello, my name is Baker, and I read B-B-Ba, … okay, I can day this, I read Barbara Cartland “romance novels” Please don’t hate me. ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/34 "2002-03-22T03:51:22Z")
I moved to Michigan. Voluntarily. ---
**Author:** ![igotit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@igotit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/igotit)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/35 "2002-03-22T04:12:56Z")
I work only 65% of the time I am on the job. The other 35% I am talking on personal phone calls, posting here, or posting on my LJ, taking breaks and acting as if I am working when someone walks by my office. I totally suck. Here I was thinking I was a great employee. I am going to go sulk now.😉 ---
**Author:** ![SlightDistrurbance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SlightDistrurbance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlightDistrurbance)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/36 "2002-03-22T04:13:25Z")
I was born in Michigan, in my mom’s bedroom in a very bad blizzard. And I like eucher. SD ---
**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/37 "2002-03-22T04:18:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ResIpsaLoquitor \* > \*\*I moved to Michigan. Voluntarily. \*\* HA! That’s nuttin’. I moved to **Detroit** voluntarily. ---
**Author:** ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/38 "2002-03-22T04:22:58Z")
I was once over at a female platonic friend’s house, and I put on her clothes (bra and everything) and walked around outside. Now I wonder what the hell I was thinking and I’m REALLY thankful I didn’t run into anybody I know. My mother did find out about it though. P.S. I have really nice breasts. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/39 "2002-03-22T05:43:13Z")
I live in Southern California. And: 1) I hate swimming in or otherwise having contact with the ocean. 2) I hate being in the sun for very long (I’m pale…er, fair-skinned). 3) I hate “clubbing.” 4) I tolerate the beach when it isn’t cold, windy, dirty, or over-populated. 5) I’m a brunette. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331/40 "2002-03-22T05:52:37Z")
First consider the fact that I’m a 24 year old male…I listen to Celine Dion when I’m weightlifting. I suppose a second part to the secret can probably be that I think she’s very attractive (I’m not sure how dirty that part of it is though) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-dirty-little-secret/99331.md?page=3)