# What's your favorite "12 Days of Christmas" parody? Post lyrics here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 25, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-12-days-of-christmas-parody-post-lyrics-here/431204 "2007-12-25T14:41:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-12-days-of-christmas-parody-post-lyrics-here/431204/21 "2011-07-19T14:32:51Z")
[My Favorite 12 days related humor](http://www.kraftmstr.com/christmas/humor/12days-h.html) ---
**Author:** ![tsarina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@tsarina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsarina)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-12-days-of-christmas-parody-post-lyrics-here/431204/22 "2011-07-19T20:12:44Z")
Benny Grunch and the Bunch’s “12 Yats of Christmas”! (Warning: none of these will make any sense unless you’ve lived in New Orleans.) 12. On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a Dozen Manuel’s Tamales 1. On the eleventh day at Vetran’s Highway try’ta cross the street with Eleven Schwegmann Bags 2. I used’ta be at Kaiser now I’m woikin down’da street at’da Tenneco Chalmette Refinery 3. On the ninth day of Christmas we drove down Delery in’da Lower Ninth Ward 4. On’da eighth day of Christmas me and Rosalie Ate By’ya Mama’s 5. Cemetery traffic got backed up to Metairie at the Seventeenth Street Canal 6. On’da sixth day’a Christmas we stopped at K&B’s for a Six Pack’a Dixie 7. On the fifth day of Christmas we stopped at A&G for Frrried Onion Rrrings 8. On the fourth day I said OK let’s get a Christmas tree Before’ya Drive Me Nuts 9. On’da thoid day’ a Christmas we Stopped at McKenzie for Three French Breads 10. In’da Christmas Picayune I seen it Dere’n Section E, Tujaque’s Recipe 11. On’da foist day’a Christmas mah Mawmaw gave to me a Crawfish dey Caught in Arabi ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-12-days-of-christmas-parody-post-lyrics-here/431204/23 "2013-04-08T21:05:11Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > They should use the version I saw by the US Navy Chorus. One guy was late with the sheet music, ran up the stairs to the stage, tripped, and dropped all his pages. The other guys gathered the pages, then they all proceeded singing as if the pages were put together in the wrong order and some other stuff got mixed in. Over four years later, [I finally found it on YouTube!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTnTVdEe_3M) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-12-days-of-christmas-parody-post-lyrics-here/431204/24 "2013-04-08T21:20:51Z")
I’ve enjoyed several of them, but none of them are funny more than once or twice. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-12-days-of-christmas-parody-post-lyrics-here/431204/25 "2013-04-08T21:32:48Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > > [@beagledave](#): > > > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8) > > That was _genius_. > > Rather than give it away, I’ll just say that the last change of melody had me laughing until there were tears in my eyes. Seconded! This was awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Helena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c68b51/32.png) [@Helena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-12-days-of-christmas-parody-post-lyrics-here/431204/26 "2013-04-08T22:16:00Z")
My eight-year-old asks for the Straight No Chaser video, and also [Vi Hart’s Christmath special](http://youtu.be/sxnX5_LbBDU). ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-12-days-of-christmas-parody-post-lyrics-here/431204/27 "2013-04-08T22:48:46Z")
A little bit different than the others posted here (in the 2x Zombie Thread!), but this one had the folks at work in hysterics… [The Twelve Stages of Deployment.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RqVUiTjV_g) I found it first and sent it off to everyone else, but I was literally in tears at my desk laughing. I don’t want to ruin it, but because they’re a little harder to decipher, number seven is “Wine’s not a food group either” and number nine is “Are you renovating?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-12-days-of-christmas-parody-post-lyrics-here/431204.md?page=1)