# What's your favorite book that nobody else ever reads? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 11, 2007, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621 "2007-01-11T23:06:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/41 "2007-01-12T17:58:45Z")
[QUOTE=koeeoaddi] You’re on. I just reserved it at the library. I know folks have read my favorite book, I just haven’t met any of 'em. Maybe the title makes it a hard sell, but I can’t convince any of my near and dear to crack open [**A Soldier of the Great War**](http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/0156031132.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg) by Mark Helprin. It’s not just about life in the trenches, it’s about an old coot professor emeritus of Aesthetics who tells his whole life story and it’s as beautiful as it is brilliant. Read it, dammit! [/QUOTE] A great book, but as you say, not really obscure. My favourites in the category of “great-books-others-have-read-but-I-can’t-interest-RL-Friends-in” are: - “Invisible Cities” by Calvino; and - “The Man Who Was Thursday” by Chesterton. Both are truly amazing. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/42 "2007-01-12T21:14:10Z")
[QUOTE=WordMan] - \*\*Liege Killer \*\*by Christopher Hinz - goes in an out of print. [/QUOTE] A fun book, which has two sequels, if you didn’t know about them. [QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] George R.R. Martin’s _Tuf Voyaging_ - a wonderful collection of interrelated science-fiction short stories about the phlegmatic captain, owner and sole crewmember of a gigantic starship. Haviland Tuf goes from planet to planet, hiring himself - and his ship’s awesome capabilities - out for ecological engineering. It’s got funny, whipsmart dialogue, great insights into politics, environmentalism and overpopulation, a cloned and very testy T.Rex, and telepathic cats. Good Lord, what a great book! A masterpiece. [/quote] Ooooh, one of my favorites. “Please accept my assurances that no personal animosity of any sort is intended towards any of you. Nonetheless, it appears, unfortunately, that I must now go forth and destroy your respective worlds. Perhaps you would like to draw straws, to determine where I might best start.” [QUOTE=winterhawk11] \*House of Zeor \* and the rest of the Sime~Gen series by Jacqueline Lichtenberg and Jean Lorrah - Some of these are starting to come back into print again, and it’s about time! Fantastic series by one of the original Star Trek convention organizers and uber-fans. [/quote] Seconded. Not so much an obscure book, but an obscure author; [Doris Piserchia](http://www.digitalmediatree.com/dorispiserchia/) . She stopped writing back in the early 80’s but her stuff was excellent. Very imaginative. Some of her stuff includes : _Doomtime_ : Set in a far future Earth where the dominant life form are a pair of mountain-tall sentient trees that have extended their roots over much of the planet. They hate each other, and are constantly trying to destroy one another. They can temporarily ( or permanently ) absorb creatures into themselves, including people; this process lets them read people’s minds, and is pleasurable enough to be addictive, which is one way they control people. _Spaceling_ : The protaganist is an orphan girl who is a mute, a person who can see the Rings, which are drifting rings of light that are interdimensional gates to those who can see them. Anything or anyone that passes through is transformed into a new form. She, however, secretly has abilities that others don’t. She can see many _more_ Rings than others can, her forms are different than normal people’s forms, and she can command the Rings to move as she desires. She ends up having to discover her truly odd origins, and deal with multiple conspiracies that want to help/hurt/use her. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/43 "2007-01-12T21:27:29Z")
[QUOTE=Veuve\_ClicquotNJ] “A Guide To Elegance” - by Genevieve Antoine Dariaux. Miss Dariaux was a former directrice at Nina Ricci and as I learned a few weeks ago from an email inquiry I directed to Nina Ricci - still alive! Her book “Entertaining With Elegance” is great, too. [/QUOTE] I idolize her. Sometimes before I go out to lunch or to the theater, I think, “Now, what would Joan Crawford or Genevieve Antoine Dariaux think of this outfit? Do the shoes go with this belt? Shall I remove one accessory?” ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/44 "2007-01-12T21:43:17Z")
[QUOTE=winterhawk11] The obscure books I find myself going back to read over again are all old and most are likely long out of print: \ _The Hero from Otherwhere_, a YA book by Jay Williams (half of the duo who wrote the “Danny Dunn” series). I actually enjoyed it much more than the DD books (which I liked as a kid but haven’t made the effort to revisit). \ [/QUOTE] Holy crap. I loved that book when I was a kid. I used to have a completely battered paperbook copy somewhere but I don’t think that I have even thought of that book in 20 years. Glad to know I wasn’t the only one who liked it!! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/45 "2007-01-12T21:47:07Z")
Calvin Trillon’s [Remembering Denny](http://www.amazon.com/Remembering-Denny-Calvin-Trillin/dp/0446670324/sr=1-1/qid=1168638276/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-8581922-2338409?ie=UTF8&s=books). Unlike anything else Trillon has written, and a hauntingly good read. ---
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/46 "2007-01-12T23:01:45Z")
Except for my wife, I have never met another fan of Penelope Fitzgerald’s **The Beginning of Spring**. Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/47 "2007-01-14T08:34:40Z")
[QUOTE=Der Trihs] Not so much an obscure book, but an obscure author; [Doris Piserchia](http://www.digitalmediatree.com/dorispiserchia/) . She stopped writing back in the early 80’s but her stuff was excellent. Very imaginative. . [/QUOTE] Yes, she was great. I remember she wrote a really haunting and horrific short story called “We Are Idio” that would make a great radio play. One of those works you can’t forget once you read it. I didn’t like her longer works, but her short stories were just supercharged with emotion and power and originality. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/48 "2007-01-14T09:18:42Z")
[QUOTE=Labdad] I’m delighted to see another Donleavy fan on the board. When I read the OP, the first thing that came to my mind was [**The Unexpurgated Code: A Complete Manual of Survival and Manners**](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/044007794X/ref=cm_cr_dp_pt/105-1464869-5951622?ie=UTF8&n=283155&s=books). This may be the single funniest book I’ve ever read in my life. [/QUOTE] Holy cow, you mean I’m not the _only person_ who’s ever read this? I found my copy in a Boulder used-book store in 1993; I’ve read it more times than I can count. My favorite chapter: > [@](#): > > **Upon Dying of Shame** > > […] It will astonish you at how slow folk are to conclude that you have paid your debt to society. And they will spend years continuing to intimidate you with their fish eyed looks. Till sometimes you’ve just about had enough. It is time then to set up on your lawn a sign illuminated by night with two large lettered words on top and two very tiny lettered ones underneath. > > FORGIVE ME > you fuckers > > This plea really shakes the neighbours and especially the ones who crawl up close to read the small print. OK, actually I have two favorite chapters. The other reads, in its entirety: > [@](#): > > **How to Prevent People from Detesting You** > > Don’t try. ---
**Author:** ![Lazlo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lazlo/32/9678_2.png) [@Lazlo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazlo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/49 "2007-01-14T12:03:24Z")
Okay, I’m looking for a copy of Towing Jehovah tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/50 "2007-01-14T14:00:47Z")
The book I have given away the most times is [Point Last Seen by Hannah Nyala.](http://www.amazon.com/Point-Last-Seen-Hannah-Nyala/dp/0743457552) a true account by a woman tracker of her career tracking while trying to escape an abusive partner. After I read most books I give them away to people I think will enjoy them and tell them to pass them on. My boss borrowed this book and she then loaned it to a friend, who loaned it to a friend etc until someone lost track of it. Not knowing I didn’t expect it back she bought a replacement copy which I in turn gave back to her to loan to the person who had asked for my copy. Sometime later I found 6 copies of it remaindered for $1 so I bought all of them and they are gone now. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/51 "2007-01-14T17:43:14Z")
[_The Adventures of Doctor Eszterhazy,_](http://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Doctor-Eszterhazy-Avram-Davidson/dp/0913896284/sr=8-1/qid=1168796502/ref=sr_1_1/102-9666357-8690562?ie=UTF8&s=books) by [Avram Davidson.](http://www.avramdavidson.org/) ---
**Author:** ![LANmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c89c15/32.png) [@LANmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LANmom)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/52 "2007-01-15T01:52:27Z")
[QUOTE=Priceguy] That book can hardly be characterised as one that “nobody else ever reads”. I agree that it is great, though. The only other book mentioned in this thread that I have read is _Time is a Simplest Thing_, and I’m not sure I remember it correctly. Is it the one where psychics mind-travel to other planets and one of them gets an alien back home with him? [/QUOTE] Twas I who mentioned Time…Yes, you remember well. I always liked the, I believe unique, idea that human bodies can not tolerate space travel but the mind could be used to explore the final frontier. Seemed safe enough at first thought until the alien encountered started messing around with time. I should re-read that book. I haven’t read it in years! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/53 "2007-01-15T10:11:02Z")
_Sorcerer’s Son_ by Phyllis Eisenstein. A sorcerer, Smada Rezhyk, is fearful of his neighbor the sorceress to the point of paranoia after she refuses a proposal of marriage - and it _is_ paranoia; she barely thinks about him, much less plots against him. His particular ability is the summoning and binding of demons; these demons are basically elementals, and not especially evil. He decides to keep his neighbor occupied while he prepares certain defenses against her, and sends one of his demons, Gildrum, in human form as a “wanderer”, with orders to seduce her. He also gives Gildrum some of his own semen, whcih he ( or she; Gildrum has male and female human forms ) is to impregate her with, and then leave. This is done. The resulting son grows up with no knowledge of his father, and eventually sets out to find him. Complicating things is the fact that Gildrum has secretly fallen in love with the sorceress, and developed feelings for the son as well; he/she can’t do much about it ( or even mention it ) , being bound to Rezhyk. An interesting part of the book is the issue of the justice of summoning and binding demons in the first place; instead of ignoring the issue like most fantasy, it becomes a major plot point. For humerous fantasy, I recommend several series by Craig Shaw Gardner. His Ebeneezum and Wuntvor books aren’t great literature, but are quite funny. They parady almost everything in fantasy. Another funny one is his Cineverse Cycle, set in a multiverse where the laws of reality are based on movies; for example, heros never run out of bullets, but sidekicks do - so it’s _very important_ to figure out which you are. I also recommend the Castle Perilous series by John DeChancie whenever I get the chance. It’s humerous/serious/cosmic fantasy, centered around a castle with 144,000 doors to other worlds ( a _large_ castle, needless to say ). His Starrigger trilogy is also good. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/54 "2007-01-15T12:58:25Z")
**No one thinks of Greenland** was recommended to me here and I really enjoyed it. Another doper recommendation: **Lindsey Davis’ Falco series**. Well written, humourous historical mysteries set in ancient rome. ---
**Author:** ![LANmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c89c15/32.png) [@LANmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LANmom)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/55 "2007-01-15T16:00:43Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] Well, of course, with a handle like **Dung Beetle** you _had_ to… [/QUOTE] You win the clever-response-of-the-year-so-far award! ---
**Author:** ![LANmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c89c15/32.png) [@LANmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LANmom)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/56 "2007-01-15T16:07:36Z")
[QUOTE=FordPrefect] In my circles, my favourite book **Demon Haunted World** by Carl Sagan. My family won’t read it because Sagan is an atheist. They will sit around at Christmas discussing the benefits of the Q-Ray bracelet\*, but Satan might invade if they read a book by an author who doesn’t believe in the same god as them. Throw in Hero With a Thousand Faces as another fave \*After nearly ruining a weekend at a resort in November by raising a big stink their opposition to gay marriage I felt I should keep my mouth shut over the Q-Ray. It’s just a fucking magnet and their $30, but it was still trying though. [/QUOTE] I assume they call Karl Sagan an atheist because he is not a bornagainchristian? He is a Secular Humanist. One can be quite ethical (and in many cases MORE ethical! I bet you would agree) than many professed christians. ---
**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/57 "2007-01-15T16:17:47Z")
[QUOTE=Der Trihs] An interesting part of the book is the issue of the justice of summoning and binding demons in the first place; instead of ignoring the issue like most fantasy, it becomes a major plot point. [/QUOTE] Slightly off-topic, but if you enjoyed that you might try [the Bartimaeus Trilogy](http://www.amazon.com/Amulet-Samarkand-Bartimaeus-Trilogy-Book/dp/078681859X/sr=8-2/qid=1168876941/ref=pd_bbs_2/102-2874431-2256110?ie=UTF8&s=books), which deals with the same issue. It is touted as a kids’ book, but I would consider it to be very close to adult fantasy. I thought it was excellent - reminded me a bit of Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell (not as complex and deep, but in atmosphere). Be sure to read all three volumes, as the first two are good, but the last one that IMHO pushes it into “rather great” territory. However, since it has 285 mostly rave reviews on amazon, I think one can hardly consider it obscure. As for obscure, I recommend [The Incredible Schlock Homes](http://www.sherlockiana.net/books/rev/schlock.html), which is hard to describe, but a really funny parody of Conan Doyle. It’s best enjoyed if you’ve read all the Sherlockiana out there, and are not averse to a pun or two. Which nobody ever has/is, as much as I try. ---
**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/58 "2007-01-15T16:23:45Z")
Two that I truly love that seem to have been missed by both casual readers and critics, but that are excellent: **Lion Country** by Frederick Buechner - These days available only in the omnibus [“The Book of Bebb”](http://www.amazon.com/Book-Bebb-RI-Frederick-Buechner/dp/0062517694/sr=1-1/qid=1168877664/ref=sr_1_1/002-3592390-4815239?ie=UTF8&s=books) - the first of Buechner’s books about Leo Bebb, a sort of Pat Robertson by way of Jimmy Swaggart huckster that sells cheap ordinations in his half-phony church. The book is pure Flannery O’Connor by way of Walker Percy and early Truman Capote, though it was written in the seventies. It’s hilarious, but it bites hard. and **Endless Love** by Scott Spencer - Yes, this is the book that that embarrassingly bad 1981 Brooke Shields move was based on, but don’t let that fool you - the book is a really amazing and dense coming-of-age story set against a backdrop of the sixties’ values smashing headlong into the seventies and eighties period of the Boomers abandoning most of their core values and moving to suburbia. There’s a very heavy Holden Caulfieldism to the main character/narrator, and the actual prose reminds me so much of 70’s-era Philip Roth that I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that he ghostwrote it. Excellent. ---
**Author:** ![RunSilent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@RunSilent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RunSilent)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/59 "2007-01-19T12:47:36Z")
CHOCKY, by John Wyndham ALL THE LITTLE ANIMALS, by Walker Hamilton THE HISTORY OF LUMINOUS MOTION, by Scott Bradfield ---
**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621/60 "2007-01-20T02:31:00Z")
[QUOTE=Der Trihs] _Villains by Necessity_ by Eve Forward. It’s set in a fantasy world where the forces of good have closed off the sources of supernatural evil, where “the good guys won”, and this has created an imbalance which will eventually destroy the world. Then that universe, and, perhaps, all universes. It’s up to a band of villains to save the world from destruction by the forces of good. Has one of my favorite quotes; at one point the villains need to complete a Heroic Task which just isn’t within their power. They think and think - until one looks up and says “What are we \*thinking \*?! We’re _villains_ ! We’ll _cheat_ !” [/QUOTE] Oooh! Oooh! _waves hand REAL high_ I’ve read that, and I love it to wee little pieces! It’s a little bland in places, but hey, the world’s been whitewashed. 😃 😃 I should dig it out of my bookcase and read it again… The Winter Prince by Elizabeth Wein. It’s Arthurian-based, written from Mordred’s point of view. Poor bastard. ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-book-that-nobody-else-ever-reads/387621.md?page=4)