# What's your favorite curse? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 18, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-curse/169631 "2003-04-18T20:24:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-curse/169631/41 "2003-04-22T15:29:41Z")
People behaving like idiots: “Fuckwit” (preferably muttered) Extreme surprise, displeasure, anger: “Fuck me - anally and hard with a splin’try 2x4” (preferably yelled) Person arousing ire: “Goddamn rotten son of a disease-riddled whore.” If female: “Bitch” ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-curse/169631/42 "2003-04-22T18:38:31Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by CzechHistory411 Myself, I have heard myself muttering “Christus Maximus”, not so much in manner of cursing, but more in the spirit of general awe or disbelief._ Oh yeah, that reminds me of one of my favorites - Christius Crutchus! It’s about as close to true Latin as Monty Python’s “Biggus Dickus,” but hey, it works for me! ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-curse/169631/43 "2003-04-22T20:51:34Z")
I kinda like “Jumpin’ Jesus H. Christ on a purple polka-dotted pogo stick!” When little ones are present, I will sometimes hiss, “Cheese and Rice!”, if a curse is required. I picked up the wondrous “Sweet thundering FUCK!” right here at the the SDMB. Kudos to **Coldfire** for providing me with my _favorite_ curse. I try not to use it too often though, so it doesn’t lose its magical powers.😉 –Kris ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-curse/169631/44 "2003-04-22T21:39:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by modro \* > \*\*I tend to be particular to, in no particular order… > > Fucktard > Fuckwicket > Asshat (thanks SDMB) > Cum guzzling gutter whore (this being used as an affectionate term for one of my close female friends, which usually results in us bickering back and forth using various curses, all in good nature) > Cockface > Penis Wrinkle > FotherMucker > > Oh, and I can’t forget… > > [strong bad] > Aww, HOLY CRAP!!! > [/strong bad] \*\* You watch Homestar Runner too?? I love HR… Crapfully crappy, Topaz ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-curse/169631/45 "2003-04-22T21:45:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by modro \* > \*\*I tend to be particular to, in no particular order… > > Fucktard > Fuckwicket > Asshat (thanks SDMB) > Cum guzzling gutter whore (this being used as an affectionate term for one of my close female friends, which usually results in us bickering back and forth using various curses, all in good nature) > Cockface > Penis Wrinkle > FotherMucker > > Oh, and I can’t forget… > > [strong bad] > Aww, HOLY CRAP!!! > [/strong bad] \*\* You watch Homestar Runner too?? I love HR… Crapfully crappy, Topaz ---
**Author:** ![T.Slothrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@T.Slothrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T.Slothrop)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-curse/169631/46 "2003-04-22T22:41:58Z")
“Damn, damn, double-damn, triple-damn, hell!” I thought it was from “To Kill a Mockingbird,” but it is from Spencer’s Mountain, a 1963 family picture ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-curse/169631/47 "2003-04-22T23:06:43Z")
My current favorite is “Son of a Motherless Goat!” If I am in a place where I can’t cuss, I usually just use “Ouch!”. It works on so many levels. Most of the time its just “fuck” in all its glory. ---
**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-curse/169631/48 "2003-04-23T00:56:55Z")
While driving there are many permutations… Crap Sucking Monkey Fucker Fuck Sucking Dirt Monkey Dirt Fucking Monkey Sucker Ass Eating Fuck Monkey Fucktard is a favorite too. Then there was the gradually-growing-curse from my SC band days: Bitch (long pause) Slimy Bitch (long pause) Slimy Cum-Guzzling Bitch (long pause) Slimy Cum-Guzzling Dildoe-Monger Bitch (long pause) …it went on and on from there but I can’t recall the rest. ---
**Author:** ![WortMeWorry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@WortMeWorry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WortMeWorry)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-curse/169631/49 "2003-04-23T01:18:53Z")
At work it’s, "Mother- Puss- Bucket " When someone hangs up on me, " May Cthulhu take your eyes." When I’m really frustrated, " Arioch, Arioch, Blood and souls for Arioch." Usually shouted at the top of my lungs. Yes people do tend to stare. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-curse/169631/50 "2003-04-23T01:26:18Z")
Fiddlesticks! ---
**Author:** ![Sqube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@Sqube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sqube)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-curse/169631/51 "2003-04-23T01:47:03Z")
I’ve been usin “Fuck you with a syphilitic donkey dick” lately, no doubt inspired by something I read on these boards. I like it though. ---
**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-curse/169631/52 "2003-04-23T02:40:03Z")
If I’m really trying to gross someone out, I’m partial to: “Eat my menstrual chunks!!” The visual alone grosses people out so much that they won’t talk to you anymore. “Shit nugget” also works. ---
**Author:** ![RawkStah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RawkStah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RawkStah)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-curse/169631/53 "2003-04-23T03:19:57Z")
Since I’m directing a children’s play, I’ve been using “fiddle-faddle” lately. Ordinarily, I’m fond of “Christ-on-a-pony!”, “Sweet merciful crap!” (thanks, Homer), and “son of a fuck!”. I’ve never been able to use “Kull Wahad!”. Perhaps because I’m not a Reverend Mother. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-curse/169631.md?page=2)