# What's your favorite cuss word?? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 23, 2002, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102 "2002-04-23T03:20:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![anenquiringmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anenquiringmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anenquiringmind)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/1 "2002-04-23T03:20:52Z")
What is your favorite cuss word? Shit usually works for me, but when all else fails F\*\*\* usually does the trick… A friend and I were discussing cussing… she felt it was inappropirate most of the time and I felt it sometimes is the ONLY appropriate thing to do… ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/2 "2002-04-23T03:24:25Z")
Barnacles! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/3 "2002-04-23T03:55:28Z")
I’m gonna transfer this from IMHO to the BBQ Pit, where it will get all the attention it deserves. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/4 "2002-04-23T04:03:10Z")
I was wondering how long it would take before the move. Nice job, **Czar**. And now since this is in a forum where I can actually answer, I have to say that “fuckwicket” (thank you, **Jarbaby** ) holds a place of high esteem in the Kitty House. Right next to “Jesus Tapdancing Christ,” which I actually got to say to my ex-boss a few weeks ago (combined with “you bloody ninny”… good thing it was almost my last day at that job…) ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/5 "2002-04-23T04:04:50Z")
Goatfelcher. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hobgnoblin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hobgnoblin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hobgnoblin)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/6 "2002-04-23T04:16:00Z")
Absodamnlutely, it’s gotta be _horseshit_. The world today just presents _so_ many opportunities to use it. I have to agree though, Jesus Tapdancing Christ just sorta rolls off the tongue. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/7 "2002-04-23T04:31:36Z")
Cock. Cock, cock, cock. Cocksucker. Cockring. Cock Robin. Cockburn. Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. I just can’t get enough cock, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/8 "2002-04-23T04:39:23Z")
I don’t have just a word, I have a phrase: “Goddamn dogbreathed mother fuckin’ son of a bitch!” -or- “GDDBMFSOB” for short. Tripler Yes, it really does roll off the tongue nicely. ---
**Author:** ![plankter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ba0ec/32.png) [@plankter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plankter)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/9 "2002-04-23T04:42:31Z")
My latest favorite is “frell” - thank you, _Farscape_. When the brakes in my work truck failed a few years ago, I shouted “Elvis Christ!” just before impact. Walked away uninjured, too. And “assclown”, courtesy of the SDMB, is handy in traffic. I love this board. ---
**Author:** ![Dub56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@Dub56](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dub56)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/10 "2002-04-23T04:44:31Z")
“Cheesedick” and “Fucktard” are some current favorites . . . ---
**Author:** ![BillyGnos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@BillyGnos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BillyGnos)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/11 "2002-04-23T05:00:36Z")
No word seems to offend people as much as **CUNT** does. ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/12 "2002-04-23T05:01:39Z")
Shit and it’s offspring: shitty, shithead, shitass, shitface, shit-for-brains, shiteater, shitwad, shitbird, dogshit, chichenshit, horseshit, cowshit, owlshit, shit-eating-grin, shitsucker, shitlicker, shitmuncher, shite, shitwagon, shitmobile, shitsville, shitsburgh, etc. It really is quite a useful word. When I need a phrase like **Tripler** I use: Goddamn motherfucking chickenshit (son of a)bitch! I have caught myself using “frell” a time or two, BTW. _Farscape_ is soooo good. ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/13 "2002-04-23T05:04:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BillyGnos \* > \*\*No word seems to offend people as much as **CUNT** does. \*\* Better yet, “smelly cunt” or “stupid cunt.” Recently I’ve been calling people “stupid cunt” a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Mikahw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Mikahw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikahw)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/14 "2002-04-23T05:15:33Z")
Semprini! ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/15 "2002-04-23T05:42:32Z")
Belgium ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/16 "2002-04-23T05:48:50Z")
Bugger ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/17 "2002-04-23T06:18:28Z")
“Right, who’s got a boil on his semprini?” ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/18 "2002-04-23T06:33:07Z")
Feck Arse Drink Smeg and Balls ---
**Author:** ![Skydive101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@Skydive101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skydive101)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/19 "2002-04-23T06:38:33Z")
Assholiest of the Assholey Cumdumpster Barbara Streisand Fuckknob Cockwrangler Diabolical Horseshit Godless Canadian Bastards! (before/after they beat my Red Wings) Assmaster ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/20 "2002-04-23T06:58:24Z")
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