# What's your favorite cuss word?? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 23, 2002, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102 "2002-04-23T03:20:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/21 "2002-04-23T11:38:36Z")
For every day use: Motherfucker! For special occasions: Goddam motherfucking cocksucking dicklicking jugfucking babyraping banjo-eyed sonofabitch! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/22 "2002-04-23T11:56:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by plankter \* > \*\* > And “assclown”, courtesy of the SDMB, is handy in traffic. I love this board. \*\* Why thank you. 🙂 After all, I did get people calling **Crunchy Frog** the “assclown of evil” for a while. Have to love a word used by both Chris Jericho and the movie Office Space. From **jarbaby** , I learned “Fuckwaffle”. From **blur** , “cumaquarium”. And another vote for “fuck”. ---
**Author:** ![yellow\_peril](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ee7513/32.png) [@yellow\_peril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellow_peril)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/23 "2002-04-23T12:40:02Z")
Well, I like ‘fucknut’, ‘knobrot’, ‘oily cunt rag’, anything with ‘cocking’ in it (ie. ‘un-cocking-believable’), ‘holy fuck’ is also quite good and you can’t go wrong with a good old combo-cuss, for example ‘fuckbitchwhorecuntslagbuggerbuggerfuckitfuckfuckFUCK!’. ---
**Author:** ![Bubba\_Ray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bubba\_Ray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubba_Ray)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/24 "2002-04-23T12:46:20Z")
Fuck is kinda universal if overused, Shit is also one of my personal favorites. When I want to get a little bit more personal the shitheapface and the stupid little bitch in training (sometimes pseudo elitist wannabe, hasn’t even grown out her first set of pubes yet stupid little bitch in training, I admit thats a better one to write then to say). ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/25 "2002-04-23T13:02:06Z")
OK,OK…All this cussin’ is fine and dandy. My favorite has to be the moniker FuckBubble, as well as a dismissive DiddleFuck. But what of getting yelled at for cursing when not doing so? Example: one on the shithead moderators over at AOL chat, admonished me for my language, for using the word PUSSY when refering to my cat! Can ya believe that shit Gus?How can ya NOT love the word Pussy?It’s so fun and friendly. Say it with me…“Pussy” again …“Pussy” Once more…“Pussy” I See that smile on your face! ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/26 "2002-04-23T13:02:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Osiris \* > \*\*Barnacles! \*\* Tarter Sauce! Mono de Culo (Ass Monkey) works well with the babyjesus in the truck. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/27 "2002-04-23T13:11:48Z")
“Fucktard” or “moronic fuckhead” is a favorite of mine when addressing it at/about someone; good old “fuck” is nice for general swearing. ---
**Author:** ![jessiecarol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e79b87/32.png) [@jessiecarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessiecarol)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/28 "2002-04-23T13:16:01Z")
Muth-a-fuck-ah applies to all people at any given time. Shit applies to all situations. ---
**Author:** ![jessiecarol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e79b87/32.png) [@jessiecarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessiecarol)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/29 "2002-04-23T13:17:58Z")
Of course, when you really don’t like someone you can fuck them and the horse they rode in on. Sometimes you have to include their dog too. ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/30 "2002-04-23T13:20:56Z")
Ass. Fuck. Bollocks. It occurs to me that I swear entirely too much. Hehehehehe. ---
**Author:** ![Clever\_Hans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/31 "2002-04-23T13:29:41Z")
My favorite word is Bastard, be it beady eyed rat bastard or the normal variety it is just fun to say. Cumtrap is one that gets tossed out to my friends on occasion same as dick-a-holic. For a nice string of the profain I often go with cocksucking goatfucking cumguzzling assblasting dick-a-holic. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/32 "2002-04-23T13:44:37Z")
Dickweed. ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/33 "2002-04-23T13:47:54Z")
Eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunker. ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/34 "2002-04-23T13:50:47Z")
You know, it’s not big and it’s not clever. Bigjobs. ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/35 "2002-04-23T13:58:19Z")
Cock-a-hula-fucking HOOPS. Arseweasels. Shitbastards (with a short “a” in “bastard”) ---
**Author:** ![Syzygy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/36 "2002-04-23T15:18:48Z")
Let’s see: Assclown Twatwhistle (also **Jarbaby** ’s, I believe - thanks) Asshole (typically "Nice \_\_\_, asshole!) Rat Bastard (good assonance) Cunt (usually paired with “fucking”) Fuck (typically paired with “stupid” for name-calling, but an all-around good swear) And my own: yarg! Damnable yarging cobblepot! ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/37 "2002-04-23T15:54:18Z")
I’ve become quite fond of “jackass.” It’s not wholly offensive, and it’s really unmatched as a descriptive term for a certain kind of person. I can use it in coversation at work and not get a sideways glance. Alas, MTV has nearly ruined this fine epithet for me. ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/38 "2002-04-23T15:55:36Z")
I’m partial to “Goddamn” - This is the ONE curse word that makes my SO shudder. She finds it pretty offensive so I have, more or less, eliminated it from my vocabulary so that I don’t slip and let loose a big “GD” (as she calls it) in her presence. Tibs. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/39 "2002-04-23T16:05:09Z")
Gosh, there are just so many good ones… Rat bastard Assclown Fuckweasel Dickfuck (said by a friend many years ago; still makes me laugh) Christ on a cracker Shitfucker (eww) Assbiscuit And of course, the one and only “fuckchop”–thanks, **jarbabyj**! ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102/40 "2002-04-23T16:13:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LouisB \* > \*\*For every day use: Motherfucker! > > For special occasions: Goddam motherfucking cocksucking dicklicking jugfucking babyraping banjo-eyed sonofabitch! \*\* My personal favorite! I’ve always loved motherfucker, but I’m committing that litany to memory. I must also thank **jarbaby** for “titsweat.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-cuss-word/105102.md?page=3)