# What's your Favorite Dr. Bronner quote? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 22, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-dr-bronner-quote/291358 "2005-02-22T16:29:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-dr-bronner-quote/291358/1 "2005-02-22T16:29:06Z")
I’ll start… “DILUTE!!..DILUTE!!..DILUTE!!” …sage advice (especially when using his soap @ your “Gentles”… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-dr-bronner-quote/291358/2 "2005-02-22T16:44:20Z")
Do you mean people actually _read_ that ramble? ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-dr-bronner-quote/291358/3 "2005-02-22T16:45:01Z")
Pardon my ignorance, but who is Dr. Bronner? ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-dr-bronner-quote/291358/4 "2005-02-22T16:57:37Z")
> [@Fat Bald Guy](#): > > Pardon my ignorance, but who is Dr. Bronner? > **[Pure-Castile Soaps, Organic Body Care, 70% Organic Toothpastes](https://www.drbronner.com/)** > > Dr. Bronner’s makes pure-castile soap, hair and body care products of the highest quality. We're committed to socially and environmentally responsible products. All-One! [Here](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_386.html) is Cecil’s take on the guy. My favorite is: > [@](#): > > 1: If I’m not for me, who am I? Nothing! 2nd: Yet, if I am only for me, who am I? Nothing! 3rd: if not now, when? Yeah, I get my philosophy from soap labels. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-dr-bronner-quote/291358/5 "2005-02-22T16:59:31Z")
> **[Pure-Castile Soaps, Organic Body Care, 70% Organic Toothpastes](https://www.drbronner.com/)** > > Dr. Bronner’s makes pure-castile soap, hair and body care products of the highest quality. We're committed to socially and environmentally responsible products. All-One! Maybe that will work for the keyboard impaired… ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-dr-bronner-quote/291358/6 "2005-02-22T17:35:50Z")
“Don’t make me angry… You won’t like me when I’m angry!” Oh, wait, that’s Dr. **Banner** … ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-dr-bronner-quote/291358/7 "2005-02-22T20:43:52Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > Do you mean people actually _read_ that ramble? I do! I only get small bottles, though, so I don’t get all the good stuff that’s on the really big bottles. If you’ve never tried it, Dr. Bronner’s Sal Suds is an amazing cleaner. It gets out blood stains like you wouldn’t believe. ME ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-dr-bronner-quote/291358/8 "2005-02-22T21:24:57Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > “Don’t make me angry… You won’t like me when I’m angry!” > > Oh, wait, that’s Dr. **Banner** … LOL. Darn! You beat me to it! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-dr-bronner-quote/291358/9 "2005-02-22T21:29:07Z")
Dear Friends; Dr. Bronner is the Keeper of the word… The Way of the Truth… but ya hafta buy the BIG bottle to get the “Secret” message! …no the secret message ISN’T “Drink-Your\_Ovaltine”… P.S. Never brush your teeth with Bronner’s… My word of advice The Doctor is on, The Doctor is Happy ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-dr-bronner-quote/291358/10 "2005-02-22T21:54:17Z")
Dr. Bronner’s rocks. Best travel product ever. I’ve always found the warning section particularly charming: “Warning! Keep Out of Eyes! Wash Out with Water! Don’t Drink Soap! Dilute! Dilute! or Wet Skin Well! OK!” ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-dr-bronner-quote/291358/11 "2005-02-22T22:05:12Z")
all One! All One! ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-dr-bronner-quote/291358/12 "2005-02-23T02:56:51Z")
My current bottle of Sal Suds is boring. It’s all lists of ingredients and “New Improvements for Dr. Bronner’s Sal Suds.” But we do have this: Confucius Absolutes teach since 600 BC how to unite all mankind free by full-truth, hard work, God’s law, Eternally One! All-One! Modern English by soapmaker Bronner! 2nd: It is an absolute full-truth that every body in God’s tremendous universe must eat or there is no body! Example: To shine on, eat must even the sun, attracting, exploding on its surface, every second, 400,000 metric tons meteoric matter! Exceptions eternally? Absolute none! To shine on, eat must even the sun! “ALL-ONE!” 3rd: It is an absolute full-truth that every ounce of good food requires teamwork by each and every human being in harmony with God’s law, timing-teamwork-wisdom-power-mercy-love, or there is not one ounce of good food left on God’s spaceship Earth, united by a new Birth, decreed above! Above! Exceptions? Absolute none! ME