# What's your favorite F-Bomb? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 10, 2014, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451 "2014-01-10T17:57:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![johnspartan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a183cd/32.png) [@johnspartan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnspartan)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/1 "2014-01-10T17:57:20Z")
So many varied uses, so many connotations… it’s the swiss army knife of vulgarity. I have a particular fondness for when it’s closest to “_C’mon._”… an expression of incredulity, frustration and perhaps a bit of urging. As in: “Oh I know he says this time he’s really going to change his wayys, but _fuuu#%!_, how much more of this do you take?” ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/2 "2014-01-10T18:40:43Z")
My favorite F-bomb would be one that actually explodes. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/3 "2014-01-10T20:18:50Z")
Oh, so you’re the gentleman who doesn’t know how to spell “fuck”. I don’t have a favorite–I love all my fucks equally, from the little bitty tiny fucks to the great big monster megafucks. But this does remind me of what is perhaps still my favorite scene from The Wire: [“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lElf7D-An8) (Spoilered for NSFWness, though it’s not exactly titillating.) ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/4 "2014-01-10T20:24:01Z")
The one that came to mind when I read the OP: > [@](#): > > Shep, whatthefuckyadoin’? I’m banging that girl! ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/5 "2014-01-10T20:35:59Z")
“Aww, fuck me!” for those times when “oh, shit” isn’t enough ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/6 "2014-01-10T21:58:00Z")
Tired, old, cliched, “what the fuck” for me. But a clear, pronounced, and emphatic version. What. The. Fuck. as opposed to a quick one and never the acronym. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/7 "2014-01-10T22:14:49Z")
> [@LawMonkey](#): > > Oh, so you’re the gentleman who doesn’t know how to spell “fuck”. > > I don’t have a favorite–I love all my fucks equally, from the little bitty tiny fucks to the great big monster megafucks. But this does remind me of what is perhaps still my favorite scene from The Wire: [“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lElf7D-An8) > > (Spoilered for NSFWness, though it’s not exactly titillating.) Damn it! That’s what I came in here to post. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/8 "2014-01-10T22:59:08Z")
I know it’s somewhat non-PC, but “fucktard” just seems so appropriate for some people. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/9 "2014-01-10T23:08:40Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > “Aww, fuck me!” for those times when “oh, shit” isn’t enough This. And “Fibromyalgia.” ---
**Author:** ![randompattern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@randompattern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randompattern)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/10 "2014-01-10T23:19:23Z")
Aww fer Fuck-sake! ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/11 "2014-01-11T00:57:48Z")
Many years ago (1980’s?) an artist snuck in the word “fuck” in the background of a panel in a Spider-Man comic book. (But that’s nothing when compared to how Reed Richard’s computer was programmed to shit itself off!) ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/12 "2014-01-11T02:01:18Z")
> [@pancakes3](#): > > Tired, old, cliched, “what the fuck” for me. But a clear, pronounced, and emphatic version. What. The. Fuck. as opposed to a quick one and never the acronym. Same here, although make mine a puzzled/confused/interrogative “…the fuck ?” [QUOTE=randompattern] Aww fer Fuck-sake! [/QUOTE] Very good one too ! ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/13 "2014-01-11T02:33:39Z")
My new favorite is fuckety-fuck or fuckity-fuck? Unclear on spelling; but like a little kid with a swear word I can not stop saying it fuckityfuckityfuckityfuckity repeat. ---
**Author:** ![pabstist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e99b99/32.png) [@pabstist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pabstist)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/14 "2014-01-11T02:38:32Z")
I’ve always liked “Fuck me in the goat ass”. I think Adam Sandler said that? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/15 "2014-01-11T02:39:48Z")
My favorite use is probably [in this little strip](http://www.channelate.com/2012/02/10/the-f-word/), as it’s something I would totally fucking say to my own son, also named Kyle. But generally speaking, I like the in-fucking-sertion use of fuck. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/16 "2014-01-11T02:56:02Z")
Jesus Fucking Christ. You have got to be fucking kidding me. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/17 "2014-01-11T03:53:45Z")
“You’re so fucked. Here, let me get a picture while I’m at it.” ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/18 "2014-01-11T04:05:05Z")
> [@LawMonkey](#): > > Oh, so you’re the gentleman who doesn’t know how to spell “fuck”. > > I don’t have a favorite–I love all my fucks equally, from the little bitty tiny fucks to the great big monster megafucks. But this does remind me of what is perhaps still my favorite scene from The Wire: [“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lElf7D-An8) > > (Spoilered for NSFWness, though it’s not exactly titillating.) Classic. It’s what I first thought of when I saw the thread title. ---
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/19 "2014-01-11T07:51:19Z")
[QUOTE=George Carlin] Fuck you and everyone who looks like you! [/QUOTE] 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451/20 "2014-01-11T08:09:40Z")
What’s the military alphabet? _**Fuckin’ - A… Fuckin’ - B… Fuckin’ - C…**_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-f-bomb/678451.md?page=2)