# What's your favorite Futurama quote? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 30, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274 "2012-03-30T14:26:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/1 "2012-03-30T14:26:02Z")
In the spirit of the “What’s your favorite quote from The Simpsons?” thread. Mine is “What should I do with your Jergens, sir?” (Kif said this to Zap Brannigan. The barely suppressed frustration and rage is hilarious.) ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/2 "2012-03-30T14:27:06Z")
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD! Kind of obvious. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/3 "2012-03-30T14:27:59Z")
They’re like sex, but I’m having them! Honorable mention: My God! This Mr. Fry must be a mastermind of the highest order. [Cut to: Historic 20th Century Apartment. Fry sits in the dark watching Sanford & Son.] [on TV] Esther, you ugly! ---
**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/4 "2012-03-30T14:41:41Z")
You win again, gravity! ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/5 "2012-03-30T14:42:22Z")
What to do, what to do. One 300 dollar hookerbot or 300 one dollar hookerbots? ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/6 "2012-03-30T14:43:12Z")
Announcer: And the winner is #3 in a quantum finish! Professor: No fair! You changed the result by observing it. Leela: Bender’s been in the bathroom an awful lot. (to Bender) Are you jacking on in there? Bender: Ah beer. So many choices and so little difference. Fry: How about Löbrau? It has dots on it. Bender: Overruled! The choice of champions is Pabst Blue Robot. Fry: I can’t drink that. The metal shavings make my throat bloody. Bender: Wah wah, baby wants a Zima. ---
**Author:** ![thwartme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@thwartme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thwartme)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/7 "2012-03-30T14:46:53Z")
Sweet Zombie Jesus! ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/8 "2012-03-30T14:50:24Z")
Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Strangely enough, people who don’t know the show generally don’t appreciate me saying it to them. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/9 "2012-03-30T14:51:08Z")
Did everything just taste purple for a second? ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/10 "2012-03-30T14:58:57Z")
“When I’m upset I write a song about it. Like when I wrote ‘Devil’s Haircut,’ I was feeling really…what is that song about again?” ---
**Author:** ![heathen\_earthling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/13edae/32.png) [@heathen\_earthling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heathen_earthling)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/11 "2012-03-30T15:01:03Z")
“I’m well aware what whales are!” ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/12 "2012-03-30T15:01:36Z")
“One year later, I gave Leela a diamond scrunchy, and we were married.” “One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy NAMED Scrunchy!” ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/13 "2012-03-30T15:09:44Z")
That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer! ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/14 "2012-03-30T15:11:36Z")
Prof Farnsworth:Oh, a lesson in history from mister I’m-my-own-Grandpa! Let’s just get the heck outta here! Screw history! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/15 "2012-03-30T15:13:15Z")
I’m not a robot like you, I don’t like having discs crammed into me… unless they’re Oreos… and then only in the mouth. Another from the same episode is the Professor saying something like: _I too remember my horrific time in a robot asylum good thing it’s about to end._ only much funnier. If anybody knows that piece of dialog between Fry and the Professor, I’d greatly appreciate if you’d post it. Another-- Bender after it is revealed he stole the jumbonium atom: I can explain! It’s worth a lot of money! ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/16 "2012-03-30T15:14:47Z")
So many to choose from: “It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s throwing up.” “I don’t want you to worry about your jobs while you’re away. That’s why I’m firing you now.” “Here’s to us schmoes, working for the man. Even if he is a hot, sexy, female man.” “Who would have thought Hell would really exist? And that it would be in New Jersey?” _“This is Fry’s decision. And he made it wrong, so it’s time for us to interfere in his life.”_ “Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first.” “Oh no! This could be the year without a Kwanzaa, like every year before 1966.” “It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.” “Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!” And, of course: “Bite my shiny metal ass!” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/17 "2012-03-30T15:15:48Z")
[del] **Scruffy** Life and death are a seamless continuum.[/del] Nope, forgot about the “party in my mouth” line. Going by the number of times I’ve used it, that clearly is my favorite. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/18 "2012-03-30T15:18:34Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Another from the same episode is the Professor saying something like: _I too remember my horrific time in a robot asylum good thing it’s about to end._ only much funnier. If anybody knows that piece of dialog between Fry and the Professor, I’d greatly appreciate if you’d post it. It’s something like “I, too, once spent a nightmarish time in a robot asylum. But now it’s nearly over. So long!” ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/19 "2012-03-30T15:19:33Z")
Let this abomination unto the Lord begin! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/20 "2012-03-30T15:27:47Z")
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