# What's your favorite Futurama quote? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 30, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274 "2012-03-30T14:26:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/21 "2012-03-30T15:38:02Z")
Three-way tie between: **Leela** : OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid— **Fry** : I had more, but you go ahead. and: **Fry** : My girlfriend had one of those. Actually it wasn’t hers, it was her dad’s. And she wasn’t my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains. **Leela** : Fry, remember I when I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier? and: “Scooty-Puff Jr. suuuuuuuucks!” with an honorable mention to: **Fry** : I did do the nasty in the pasty! **Nibblonian 2** : Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/22 "2012-03-30T15:41:03Z")
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. You’ll be negotiating with the Balls’ mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls. They’ve got a lot of brains, and they’ve got a lot of chutzpah. ---
**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/23 "2012-03-30T15:42:03Z")
“interesting…no,wait, the other thing, tedious” Bender (of course) Oh, and I fully endorse hogarth’s first quote above. Both mine and hogarth’s are worthy of multiple real-life usage when the opportunity arises. What more can you ask? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/24 "2012-03-30T15:43:48Z")
“Bite my shiny metal ass” I use it frequently in conversation ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/25 "2012-03-30T15:46:38Z")
Professor Farnsworth on the phone: “Oh, how awful! Did he at least die painlessly?” " … to _shreds_, you say. Well, how’s his wife holding up?" " … to _shreds_, you say." Leela: “Hey, is that a Hobbit over there?” Bender: “Nah, that’s just a hobo and a rabbit, but they’re _makin’_ a Hobbit.” ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/26 "2012-03-30T15:58:01Z")
My wife and kids use this a lot, “So long jerkwads!” “So long!” I also like using Bender’s line, “Oh! Your! God!” It’s particularily satisfying as an atheist. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/27 "2012-03-30T16:00:15Z")
“Bureaucrat Hermes, you are technically correct - the best kind of correct” “I don’t know anything about supernovas, but if it’s anything like my Chevy Nova, it’ll light up the night sky” “Zoidy wants to buy on margin” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_the\_Turtle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_the_turtle/32/2926_2.png) [@Fear\_the\_Turtle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_the_Turtle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/28 "2012-03-30T16:05:08Z")
Based on how often I use it: "We’re boned’ Based on my favorite: Captain Zapp Brannigan: Ah, she’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/29 "2012-03-30T16:09:34Z")
One of my favorite lines was in the pilot: **Fry:** _What if I don’t want to be a delivery boy?_ **Leela:** _Then you’ll be fired…_ **Fry:** _Fine._ **Leela:** \*…out of a cannon, into the sun. \* ---
**Author:** ![I\_Made\_French\_Toast\_For\_You](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@I\_Made\_French\_Toast\_For\_You](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Made_French_Toast_For_You)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/30 "2012-03-30T16:10:01Z")
Leela, in the episode where she gets cosmetic eye surgery: “I’ve had a wonderful time today. No one’s stared at me, or avoided staring at me, or tried to burn me…” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Accident](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Mr.Accident](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Accident)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/31 "2012-03-30T16:10:04Z")
**Professor:** Jesus! Zeus! Buddha! Help me! Satan, you owe me! ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/32 "2012-03-30T16:13:50Z")
Antibob got my probable all time fave with the quantum finish a couple others Bubblegum Tate: “Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself, are you funky enough to be a globetrotter? Are you?” Bender: “Yes.” Bubblegum Tate : “Are you?” Bender: “I mean, with time, my funk level could…” Bubblegum Tate: “Are you?” Bender: “…no…” Bubblegum Tate: “Deal with it.” then a little late in that episode; Bender: “What does anything matter? I’ll never be a Globetrotter. My life, and, by extension, everyone else’s, is meaningless.” ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/33 "2012-03-30T16:20:08Z")
**Fry** : “It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?” ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/34 "2012-03-30T16:20:43Z")
The successor to the Professor? He doesn’t know? He knows not? Knows not does he? Enough! Yes, and that past nastification… So when does next season start? ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/35 "2012-03-30T16:20:56Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > **Fry** : I did do the nasty in the pasty! I love that one so much. But my ultimate favourite is: _Bender picks up his cigar from the burnt out husk of Zoidberg’s undersea shell house_ Hermes: ‘THAT JUST RAISES MORE QUESTIONS!’ ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/36 "2012-03-30T16:23:40Z")
What makes a man turn neutral? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/37 "2012-03-30T16:26:23Z")
> [@](#): > > Nixon: I remember my body. Flabby, pasty skin, riddled with phlebitis - a good Republican body. God, I loved it. > _Fry: I hear that. I spent most of my teen years loving my body. Of course, it was tough love but - Ow!_ > **Leela: Fry, he opened up relations with China. He doesn’t want to hear about your ding dong.** Or… > [@](#): > > Leegola (Leela): What else can we slay? Is that a Hobbit over there? > Titanius Anglesmith (Bender): No, that’s a hobo and a rabbit, but they’re **making** a hobbit. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/38 "2012-03-30T16:30:26Z")
**Bender:** “…Oh wait, you’re serious. Excuse me while I laugh even harder!” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/39 "2012-03-30T16:30:59Z")
I’ve always enjoyed: This concept of “Wuv” confuses and enrages us!" And just about any exchange between Zap Brannigan and Kif. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/40 "2012-03-30T16:32:17Z")
Mom - Jam a bastard in it, you crap! The Neutral planet leader - If I don’t make it through this tell my wife I said…hello. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274.md?page=3)