# What's your favorite Futurama quote? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 30, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274 "2012-03-30T14:26:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tarwater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@Tarwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarwater)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/41 "2012-03-30T16:36:37Z")
**Elizabeth Bennet:** Mister Fry, they tell me you’re quite the oddity, a bachelor at your age. **Fry:** You think I’m an oddity, you should see… **Butler:** Announcing the arrival of the richest landowner in all Hampshire, Lord Brainley. **Chief Giant Brain:** I’m a gigantic brain! ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/42 "2012-03-30T16:45:37Z")
Cheese it!! ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/43 "2012-03-30T16:58:25Z")
Nixon: I’ll sell our children’s organs to zoos for meat, and I’ll go into people’s houses at night and wreck up the place! Ndnd: For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one who liked lilacs! Lrrr: She also liked to shut up! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/44 "2012-03-30T16:58:55Z")
> [@jackdavinci](#): > > So when does next season start? This summer. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/45 "2012-03-30T17:02:04Z")
“Every man for himself save me Leela.” ---
**Author:** ![Terraplane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Terraplane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terraplane)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/46 "2012-03-30T17:09:18Z")
My Manwich! ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/47 "2012-03-30T17:12:31Z")
**Farnsworth** : That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way. _Future Stock_ is filled with great quotes: “Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.” “Walt, hit the retaliate button…Press any button! They all retaliate!” “Jam a bastard in it, you crap!” “My one regret…is that I have…boneitis!” "This is not a business. I always thought of it more as a cheap source of labor, like a family. " “Awesome. Awesome to the max.” ---
**Author:** ![Bytegeist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Bytegeist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bytegeist)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/48 "2012-03-30T17:14:31Z")
Bender: Well I’m gonna go build my own theme park. With blackjack and hookers! In fact — forget the theme park! Professor F.: For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist. Fry: But existing is basically all I do! Zapp Brannigan: In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces. Leela: You know what would be fun? Professor F.: No! Why would I know that?! ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/49 "2012-03-30T17:17:07Z")
**Fry** : Fine, I’ve got a toast. To Captain Bender, he’s the best… at being a big jerk who’s stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt! “Dumb as a butt” kills me. ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/50 "2012-03-30T17:20:12Z")
The big brain am winning! I am the greetest! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! I must now leave Earth for no raisin! ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/51 "2012-03-30T17:20:31Z")
“Come back here Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle! I put you through college!” - Prof. “And challenging the Iron Cook is Bender, who appears to be some sort of wonderful mechanical man!” - Anouncer in Iron Cook ep. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/52 "2012-03-30T17:20:44Z")
Windmills do not work that way! Goodnight! ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/53 "2012-03-30T17:32:45Z")
“This is a universal translator. Unfortunately, I can only get it to translate some obscure dead language.” Prof. “Hello?” - Qbert “Bonjour!” - Machine “…crazy gibberish.” - Prof. ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/54 "2012-03-30T17:33:37Z")
Bender: We pollute too much. We’re destroying the world and killing the turtles. Reverend Preacherbot: To hell with the turtles! Bender: No one insults the turtles! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/55 "2012-03-30T17:42:32Z")
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.” - The Professor. "Maybe you can interface with my ass by biting it. " “I hate myself so much I wish everyone else was dead.” - Bender. “Sweet Manatee of Galilee!” “Sweet Pony of Sierra Leone!” “Sweet Gorilla of Manila!” “Great Turkey of Albuquerque!” and many others - Hermes. Fem-puter: After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death… [everyone gasps] Fem-puter: By snu-snu! Fry, Captain Zapp Brannigan, Bender: Yeah! Woo-hoo! [Kif starts sobbing] Captain Zapp Brannigan: [to Kif] What are you? Gay? ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/56 "2012-03-30T17:57:26Z")
Mom: Now I’m off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts! And just about any lines with Fry being stupid…which is like all of his lines, heh. Nibbler: It is best if you avoid deep thought. Fry: Wha? I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening. Nibbler: That is most wise. Fry:…who? Professor: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there? Glurmo: Why those are the Grunka-Lunkas! There work here in the Slurm factory. Professor: Tell them I hate them! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/57 "2012-03-30T18:01:29Z")
So many of my favorites here. ‘‘Ocean madness is no excuse for ocean rudeness.’’ - Professor ‘‘I’d like to help you, but I’m already in my pajamas.’’ -Professor ‘‘If anybody needs me, I’ll be in my angry dome!’’ - Professor ‘‘Great news, everybody! I have terrible news.’’ - Professor Hmm, detecting a pattern here. ---
**Author:** ![FasterThanMeerkats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/278dde/32.png) [@FasterThanMeerkats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FasterThanMeerkats)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/58 "2012-03-30T18:02:24Z")
Number 1.0: “Don’t quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation’s in. [pauses] We kept it gray.” Also, Fry’s “Full price for gum?! That dog won’t hunt, Monsignor.” ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/59 "2012-03-30T18:05:26Z")
> [@olivesmarch4th](#): > > Hmm, detecting a pattern here. “Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement, so anyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodbye!” ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/60 "2012-03-30T18:06:14Z")
For some reason, one of my favorite Futurama quotes is the Professor’s “How can we be without power? We live in the future!” And for a runner up, "“Good news, everyone. Tomorrow you’ll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274.md?page=4)