# What's your favorite Futurama quote? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 30, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274 "2012-03-30T14:26:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/81 "2012-03-30T22:23:30Z")
Here’s one from an episode I saw last night: Fry’s Dad: But, if I’m hard on you, it’s only 'cause I want you to grow up strong and resilient. Someday, you may face adversities so preposterous, I can’t even conceive of them. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/82 "2012-03-30T22:49:54Z")
**Mom** : “Who smells like freaking porpoise hork?!” **Amy** : “I do!” - - - and - - - **Lrr** : “Stop eating our young!” ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/83 "2012-03-30T23:04:14Z")
“Here stadium, where our women basketball teams play. We no can dunk, but good fundamentals. That more fun to watch.” It’s the guys laughing that makes this line so good. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/84 "2012-03-30T23:56:37Z")
> [@Labtrash](#): > > Zap Branigan: "Whatever it is, I’m willing to put wave after wave of men at your disposal. Right, men? > > Unseen Man: You suck! > > The “wave after wave of my own men” part slays me. Also Zapp’s line "But as a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, I’ll be on Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure. " is great - it’s the way he says “manure”. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/85 "2012-03-31T00:00:10Z")
> [@hogarth](#): > > “Y’know, that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was.” Guy: Let’s practice your execu-speak. “I’m worried about blank.” Fry: Don’t you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank. Guy: Good. I also would have accepted, “Blank? Blank? You’re not looking at the big picture!” ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/86 "2012-03-31T00:26:33Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > Am I really the first one to go with “Death by snu-snu!!” I’m partial to “The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised” from the same episode. Also, I will never get enough Zoidberg. “It’s good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol!” “Ask her to mate with me?” “induce vomiting! that was the solution! _everywhere_ it went. oh, what a Valentines day that was!” I also find myself saying “what an honor” in a bad Zoidberg voice sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![CALIBURN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@CALIBURN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CALIBURN)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/87 "2012-03-31T00:37:06Z")
Fry: “Shut up and take my money!” ---
**Author:** ![sco3tt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@sco3tt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sco3tt)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/88 "2012-03-31T01:05:55Z")
Professor Farnsworth: “Just knowing we’re in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself a homo.” ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/89 "2012-03-31T01:14:16Z")
Hot diggity daffodil! Why is my coffee shaking? I don’t want my coffee shaking. I need a nap. ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/90 "2012-03-31T01:32:16Z")
“What’s the good of Science if nobody gets hurt?” ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/91 "2012-03-31T01:35:29Z")
Next, a man who needs no introduction! … Fry, get up there! ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/92 "2012-03-31T01:38:19Z")
Thats the saltiest thing ive ever tasted! and one time, I ate a big bowl of salt! ---
**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/93 "2012-03-31T02:12:14Z")
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! ---
**Author:** ![Carmady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f04885/32.png) [@Carmady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carmady)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/94 "2012-03-31T03:11:07Z")
It can’t be! The murderer…it was - [Fry yawns.] Fry: I’m bored. You’re boring Zoidberg. ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_Full\_of\_Neutrality](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7ab992/32.png) [@Heart\_Full\_of\_Neutrality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_Full_of_Neutrality)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/95 "2012-03-31T05:37:46Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > What makes a man turn neutral? +1 ---
**Author:** ![Theobroma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@Theobroma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Theobroma)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/96 "2012-03-31T07:03:14Z")
And nobody has posted my most-oft-used Futurama line, the one my son and I use all the time to bid each other a loving farewell: Toodleoo! …(Dumbass.) ---
**Author:** ![Prox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/da6949/32.png) [@Prox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prox)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/97 "2012-03-31T07:42:46Z")
My most oft used line: “There. Fixed forever.” Some other great ones “I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan” “Wait a minute! Bender’s name isn’t Bonder; it’s Bender!” “Sweet something… of someplace” "For saving Earth, and foiling me, I proudly, yet angrily, present you with our new highest honor: the Polluting Medal of Pollution. " ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/98 "2012-03-31T08:42:09Z")
> [@Bytegeist](#): > > Bender: Well I’m gonna go build my own theme park. With blackjack and hookers! In fact — forget the theme park! And the blackjack. It is surprising how often I have used that line. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/99 "2012-03-31T08:56:08Z")
From _How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back:_ I am Bender. Please insert girder. I am Bender. Please insert girder. I am Bender. Please insert girder. (After Hermes reinstalls Bender’s personality disc:) I’m Bender, Baby! Please insert liquor. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2012, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/100 "2012-03-31T09:15:15Z")
“Our legends tell of a young ball like yourself who bounced 3 meters into the air. Then he bounced 1.8 meters. Then he bounced 4 meters. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?” That and Zap Brannigan in the shower, while Kiff scrubs his back. “Lower… lower… lower… TOO LOW! …Lower…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274.md?page=6)