# What's your favorite Futurama quote? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 30, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274 "2012-03-30T14:26:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/121 "2012-04-01T22:42:37Z")
Leela: If not for you, do it for the people who love you Bender: I hate the people who love me, and they hate me ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/122 "2012-04-01T23:22:26Z")
Apropos for today: Fry cracked corn and I don’t care Leela cracked corn and she don’t care Bender cracked corn and he is great!!! …take that you stupid corn! ---
**Author:** ![alfonzos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@alfonzos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alfonzos)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/123 "2012-04-02T00:47:46Z")
All great laugh lines, but I would like to add one: Zapp: “I received your distress call and came when I felt like it.” ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/124 "2012-04-02T02:42:02Z")
Tales of Interest voice-over: You watched it, you can’t _UN-WATCH IT_! Dr. Zoidberg: Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Fry: Fatal. Dr. Zoidberg: [hands Bender a wad of money] Large bet on myself in round one. Zapp Brannigan: Take them to the laundry-brig! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/125 "2012-04-02T02:56:03Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > “Our legends tell of a young ball like yourself who bounced 3 meters into the air. Then he bounced 1.8 meters. Then he bounced 4 meters. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?” This war has seen too many body bags and ball sacks. ---
**Author:** ![Phnord\_Prephect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Phnord\_Prephect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phnord_Prephect)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/126 "2012-04-02T04:59:25Z")
From the episode where Fry gets sent to the robot insane asylum: Leela: I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Professor: [You’re going to do his laundry?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCydNcNc-Qg) The way Amy slaps the professor for that one is just the icing on the hilarity cake. PS: Sorry about the clip. The laughing guy at the end? Not me. ---
**Author:** ![wheresmymind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@wheresmymind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheresmymind)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/127 "2012-04-02T06:17:53Z")
"Froggy went a-courtin’ and he did ride, blablablasomething Bender is great. Froggy went a-courtin’ and Bender is great Uh-huh, uh-huh. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/128 "2012-04-02T14:06:21Z")
“Thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex.” ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/129 "2012-04-02T14:53:25Z")
Amy: Look at us, living like trash-eating bums in an alley now. Zoidberg: Yes… “Now”… ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/130 "2012-04-02T15:19:36Z")
> [@Battle\_Pope](#): > > Dr. Zoidberg: Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? > Fry: Fatal. > Dr. Zoidberg: [hands Bender a wad of money] Large bet on myself in round one. “Please rise for the national anthem.” ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/131 "2012-04-02T17:37:22Z")
“Scruffy’s on break.” ---
**Author:** ![puddleglum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puddleglum/32/137_2.png) [@puddleglum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puddleglum)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/132 "2012-04-02T18:19:31Z")
“It’s all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies!” ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/133 "2012-04-02T18:30:27Z")
I can’t narrow it down to just one. > [@](#): > > “The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down, and the dashboard laced with the beaks of 1000 eagles. Also there are some eagles under the floorboards.” > > “That’s an awful lot of eagle.” > > “Yes. And yet… “ > > “What’s wrong?” > > “It’s just that the luxury edition has so much more eagle, it saddens me to think of you missing out.“ > [@](#): > > “Help! Help! He is a battle-droid! Somebody help me! Mommy! I’m sorry I spilled the transmission fluid, Mommy! No! No! Don’t weld me to the wall, Mommy!” But I just saw those episodes. I’ll have new favorites tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/134 "2012-04-02T19:49:31Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > “The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down, and the dashboard laced with the beaks of 1000 eagles. Also there are some eagles under the floorboards.” > > “That’s an awful lot of eagle.” > > “Yes. And yet… “ > > “What’s wrong?” > > “It’s just that the luxury edition has so much more eagle, it saddens me to think of you missing out.“ No dog food for Victor tonight! ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/135 "2012-04-02T20:42:02Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Bender: You know I was God once. > God: Yes I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. This is my favorite line and probably episode. > [@teela\_brown](#): > > “Scruffy’s on break.” “Scruffy goona die the way Scruffy lived.” _Licks thumb and turns page of porn-mag._ Alternate universe Bender: “Bite my glorious golden ass.” ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/136 "2012-04-02T20:58:08Z")
Choke on that, causality! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/137 "2012-04-02T21:35:57Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > “The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down, and the dashboard laced with the beaks of 1000 eagles. Also there are some eagles under the floorboards.” > > “That’s an awful lot of eagle.” > > “Yes. And yet… “ > > “What’s wrong?” > > “It’s just that the luxury edition has so much more eagle, it saddens me to think of you missing out.“ Which precedes one of my favorite **Futurama** sight gags: Victor going into the office of Malfunctioning Eddie in the background, excitedly talking and pointing at Amy. Then Victor and Eddie clasp hands and jump up and down with glee. Victor comes back out and tells Amy, “He’s not happy.” ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/138 "2012-04-02T22:17:17Z")
When malfunctioning Eddie is in the robot insane asylum… “I go crazy at the smallest things on a monday” “It’s a tuesday” “WHAT?!?” (he explodes) ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/139 "2012-04-02T22:57:44Z")
Fry: Ask her how her day was. Zoidberg: Why would I wanna know that? Fry: You wouldn’t. Ask anyway. Zoidberg: How was your day? Edna: Well first I got up and had a piece of toast. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I went to the store to buy some fish. Then… Zoidberg: Fry, look what you did, she won’t shut up. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/140 "2012-04-02T23:49:37Z")
> [@Max\_Torque](#): > > Which precedes one of my favorite **Futurama** sight gags: Victor going into the office of Malfunctioning Eddie in the background, excitedly talking and pointing at Amy. Then Victor and Eddie clasp hands and jump up and down with glee. Victor comes back out and tells Amy, “He’s not happy.” The whole scene is awesome but I just love the way Victor says 'Yes": _JYeesss_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274.md?page=8)