# What's your favorite Futurama quote? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 30, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274 "2012-03-30T14:26:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/141 "2012-04-03T00:26:59Z")
Don’t hit me- I’m brittle!!! ---
**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/142 "2012-04-03T03:24:05Z")
Hail to thee, Robonia A land I didn’t make up ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/143 "2012-04-03T04:40:10Z")
Head Bureaucrat: “You are technically correct. The best _kind_ of correct.” Bender: “Bang, bang, bang… you got it all figured out, Cymbal-Playing Monkey.” (I say that one to my baby on a regular basis) Leela: “Like a prom dress made of carpet remnants…” Nibbolian: “Yes! Like your prom dress!” ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/144 "2012-04-03T04:52:06Z")
Police. Bah! Nosy meddlers. It so happens that I have mail order degrees in Murderology **and** Murderonomy. Zoidberg is afoot! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/145 "2012-04-03T13:56:25Z")
I’ve never watched Futurama (or TV in general, lately), but these quotes are giving me the feeling that Bender has a relative named Marvin. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/146 "2012-04-03T16:17:15Z")
Look at me. I’m Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/147 "2012-04-03T16:49:20Z")
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!! Too bad I was beaten to my favorite Zapp Brannigan line: “If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!” I’ll have to supply my Brannigan backup: “We’re defenseless, like fish in a barrel! … My instinct is: to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish.” And speaking of the Globetrotters: Leela: …now ALL the planets are going to start cracking wise about our mamas! Hermes: Oh, I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. Prof. Farnsworth: Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems! ---
**Author:** ![Tanbarkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@Tanbarkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanbarkie)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/148 "2012-04-03T17:21:10Z")
The line that’s most thoroughly infiltrated my lexicon is the Professor’s “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.” Suitable for all moments of disappointment, deflation, irritation, or outright disgust! ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/149 "2012-04-03T18:05:17Z")
“Kif, I have mated with a woman…Inform the men.” ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/150 "2012-04-03T18:10:37Z")
> [@robardin](#): > > SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!! > > Too bad I was beaten to my favorite Zapp Brannigan line: “If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!” I’ll have to supply my Brannigan backup: “We’re defenseless, like fish in a barrel! … My instinct is: to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish.” > > And speaking of the Globetrotters: > > Leela: …now ALL the planets are going to start cracking wise about our mamas! > Hermes: Oh, I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. > Prof. Farnsworth: Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems! By the same token: Farnsworth: “While you were gone the Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a ‘jive sucka’.” ---
**Author:** ![Aurelia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@Aurelia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aurelia)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/151 "2012-04-03T21:04:05Z")
Prof. Farnsworth: Astonishing! I must have created a parallel universe. Alternate Prof. Farnsworth: Baldercrap! I created your universe. All you created was my fist parallel to your face! [punches weakly] Prof. Farnsworth: Ow. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/152 "2012-04-08T05:54:04Z")
Morbo will now introduce the candidates - Puny Human Number One, Puny Human Number Two…and Morbo’s good friend Richard Nixon. ---
**Author:** ![EvilMinion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@EvilMinion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilMinion)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/153 "2012-04-09T02:19:45Z")
Kittens give Morbo gas. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/154 "2012-04-09T08:57:30Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > I’ve never watched Futurama (or TV in general, lately), but these quotes are giving me the feeling that Bender has a relative named Marvin. Not at all. Bender drinks, smokes, gambles, cheats at cards, romances lady robots, often steals, and likes to have a good time in general. He often exhibits a maniacal personality. If anything, people get paranoid of _him_. Bender is larger than life. ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274/155 "2012-04-09T13:27:56Z")
Leela “_sigh_ Professor, teeth do not belong in your pants.” Prof. “Well, I can’t keep in my mouth. They’re nuclear powered!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-futurama-quote/617274.md?page=7)