# What's your favorite name for a musical instrument?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 16, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228 "2008-10-16T17:06:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/21 "2008-10-16T21:32:35Z")

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Serpent  
Left-handed sewer flute  
Tromboon  
Mailing tubas  
Pandemonium  
Slide music stand

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/22 "2008-10-16T21:35:12Z")

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Sackbut and racket are already taken, so I’ll have to go with the Crumhorn, affectionately known as the snarffleblat.

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/23 "2008-10-16T21:48:19Z")

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Didgeridoo

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/24 "2008-10-16T21:58:50Z")

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Heckelphone.

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**Post date:** [October 16, 2008, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/25 "2008-10-16T23:37:00Z")

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Singer-songwriter [Dean Friedman](http://www.deanfriedman.com) has created some very unusual instruments.

[Meet the Boing-D-Boing, the Honkblatt, the Booble, the Jingle-Lingle Lily, the Laser Harp and the Tone Stones.](http://www.deanfriedman.com/csfk/csfk.html)

From the webpage:

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> The Music Atrium is a popular attraction at museums and family fun centers around the world, and makes a unique and original addition to any soft play area. Absorbing and educational, the instruments have a very high play value, and fascinate children and adults alike.

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/26 "2008-10-17T00:10:54Z")

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no question- glockenspiel.

oh, and “mandolin” sounds really pretty to me

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/27 "2008-10-17T00:19:37Z")

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stritch  
manzello  
clavicythérium  
sarrusophone

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/28 "2008-10-17T04:31:20Z")

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Ocarina.

Oboe!

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/29 "2008-10-17T04:51:41Z")

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[Flugabone](http://home.att.net/~bobbeecher/trombone/images/King1130-flugabone.jpg), a valve trombone wrapped up into the shape of a flügelhorn.

[Banjorine](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banjorine), a cross between a banjo and a tangerine. You played it during the concert, and peeled and ate it afterwards.

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/30 "2008-10-17T06:26:26Z")

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B.B. King’s _Lucille_. When you know why he named it that, it all makes sense. _Everything_.

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/31 "2008-10-17T06:40:13Z")

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_Lucille_ should definitely top the lists.

My guitar’s name is “Syphilis” so of course I have a special affinity for that, although my best friend named his “Rubella”.

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**Author:** ![WotNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@WotNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WotNot)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/32 "2008-10-17T06:46:17Z")

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Erectarine – it sounds like a rude fruit

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/33 "2008-10-17T10:09:34Z")

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Shofar

Si

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**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/34 "2008-10-17T11:30:41Z")

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Shofar sho good.

Well, _somebody_ had to.

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> Shofar sho good.
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> Well, _somebody_ had to.

Satchmo, dat you?

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/36 "2008-10-17T13:02:03Z")

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> [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](#):
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> Shofar sho good.

Mark Knopfler wrote a song about this instrument on the **Brothers In Arms** album :- _Shofar away_

I can keep this up all day

Si

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/37 "2008-10-17T13:15:19Z")

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> [@WotNot](#):
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> Erectarine – it sounds like a rude fruit

Brilliant!

I think most of the good ones have gone, so I’ll just give a shout-out to the sousaphone.

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/38 "2008-10-17T13:25:08Z")

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“Sliphorn” for trombone; “Barking Bed Post” for bassoon.

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/39 "2008-10-17T13:38:51Z")

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cowbell.

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-name-for-a-musical-instrument/468228/40 "2008-10-17T14:12:50Z")

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_Cabasa_, which sounds a little too much like sausage.

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