# What's your favorite sexual fantasy? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 26, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613 "2001-05-26T19:48:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/21 "2001-05-28T01:45:00Z")
**pepperlandgirl** beat me to it! Ok then I want to do things to Bono to make him scream like he does in the song _Big Girls Are Best_ and moan like he does in U2’s cover of _Whole Lotta Love_. I’ll have to ask him what that is when I get the chance. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/22 "2001-05-28T02:41:49Z")
My favorite sexual fantasy is fulfilling a females request for me to have sex with her. ---
**Author:** ![Chickenhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7cd45c/32.png) [@Chickenhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chickenhead)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/23 "2001-05-28T03:21:23Z")
> [@](#): > > Think of a beautiful female anthropomorphic fox (a “furry”…check it out on GOOGLE). She looks kind of like Maid Marion in Disney’s animated Robin Hood. > I feel the muscular walls of her vagina contract and flex around my cock as she thows her head back and we both scream in ecstacy. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/24 "2001-05-28T07:05:59Z")
Oh, knock it off, you guys. You asked, he answered. You can hardly start complaining about it now. I used to have various interesting fantasies about angels. I even [wrote one down.](http://www.tommyhawksfantasyworld.com/montrealais/headpin.htm) ---
**Author:** ![SolarPhallusMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@SolarPhallusMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolarPhallusMan)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/25 "2001-05-28T15:13:06Z")
WOW. I was expecting a lot more than that. I had those domination fantasies when I was 7, playing with my Barbies. All the girls would gang up on Ken, taunting and humilating him until he wet his pants. He then would cry in a corner while all the Barbies would laugh at him. When I had the Barbie pool out, they then would drown him. That was a warning to the other Ken. The Blonde one. My fantasies have since evolved. That fox one was refreshing, though. Read Nancy Friday’s “Women on Top.” Now THOSE are sexual fantasies! ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/26 "2001-05-28T17:24:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Oh, knock it off, you guys. You asked, he answered. You can hardly start complaining about it now. > > \*\* actually **matt** , I don’t think anyone asked him. If we had, it wouldn’t have been nearly as funny/disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/27 "2001-05-28T17:42:58Z")
The words “muzzle” and “cock” in the same sentence, especially in that context is kind of disturbing to me… Well, a fantasy for me would probably involve one to two of my guy friends, a mattress made of jello, some sweet condiments and a few days that result in me falling into a happily comatose state next to him/them. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/28 "2001-05-28T19:00:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Is that a trick question, **manhattan**? > > Everybody knows the line forms behind me. \*\* Not a problem. It would call for the both of you, at least. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/29 "2001-05-28T19:13:12Z")
Ahh, **betenoir** … and will you be bringing the photography equipement? **callie** said something about wanting pictures of anything that went on. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/30 "2001-05-29T04:08:18Z")
A world in which all women are bisexual and enjoy sharing/swapping their men with each other. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/31 "2001-05-29T04:51:55Z")
C’mon, people! I want to hear some really perverted stories! DETAILS!!! If I can make up that humanoid fox thing in five minutes, what can you guys do? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/32 "2001-05-29T05:34:49Z")
Lasting more than 20 seconds. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![allprice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@allprice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/allprice)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/33 "2001-05-29T18:08:00Z")
I used to fantasize about being pinned down and masturbated to orgasm, unwillingly and in great embarrassment, by older, scantily clad, nubile women. Now I’m fine if they’re my age, too. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/34 "2001-05-30T01:05:51Z")
I don’t have any big favorite. Really. Nothing that jumps out. As far as odd or impractical fantasies, I do have this occasionally recurring threesome theme involving a man, a woman, and a hermaphrodite, but you really didn’t need to know that. And when I was a kid, I thought mermaids were pretty sexy. But I rarely even think about mermaids now. Of course, it would be really fantastic to be completely and contentedly untempted by sexual lust, like the title character in **Monsignor Quixote**. Well, not if you were married. I’m single, so I can say that. As for things like enolancooper’s furry fantasy: Being a fan of furry comics, I noticed a long time ago that the canine and feline mouths can’t really kiss properly. Being fellated by something with the head of a fox doesn’t appeal to me at all. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/35 "2001-05-30T04:16:44Z")
OK, OK. No more horny fox lady. How about something more…normal. Madonna playing Crisco Twister. or J’Lo in jello? ---
**Author:** ![SkullScrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8491ac/32.png) [@SkullScrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkullScrew)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/36 "2001-05-30T04:17:21Z")
I suppose mine’s simple enough. It involves Angelina Jolie and Fairuza Balk. Hell, I don’t even have to be in the same room, as long as I can watch. Though, that may leave blisters. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/37 "2001-05-30T04:30:39Z")
Favorite Fantasy? …that I haven’t done? you people make me work… you see, I’m goal oriented, usually I identify a fantasy and then _go do it_. I guess being totally dominated hasn’t happened yet. (All the guys I’d trust are too afraid they’d hurt me.) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/38 "2001-05-30T05:52:46Z")
Why do I have a sudden urge to be one of **Medea’s Child’s** “goals?” Oh, I know why. I just checked-out her picture on the people pages. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/39 "2001-06-01T01:35:14Z")
OK, I’ve thought about it some more, and my coolest sexual fantasy would be the ability to change my sex regularly and/or at will. ---
**Author:** ![RocketHorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RocketHorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RocketHorse)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2001, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/40 "2001-06-01T13:54:30Z")
I think I would like to be like the damsel in a Gothic novel. Taken by an evil villian to a remote castle… For what might come next (no pun intended), see some of the Marquis de Sade’s writings. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613.md?page=3)