# What's your favorite sexual fantasy? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 26, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613 "2001-05-26T19:48:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Azura\_Borealis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ab992/32.png) [@Azura\_Borealis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azura_Borealis)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/61 "2001-06-04T07:17:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \* > \*\*My fantasy is to have sex someday. > > Sucks being a 20-year-old virgin. \*\* Yes - but imagine the day that you find the most perfect of freaky chicks to rock your spank shack! It will then suck to be a 20 yr old who can’t relive the day he lost his virginity. Advice: Bring a camcorder. heh. ---
**Author:** ![Azura\_Borealis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ab992/32.png) [@Azura\_Borealis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azura_Borealis)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/62 "2001-06-04T07:24:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by holdenmagroin \* > \*\*I work at an airport (which will remain anonymous) and I work alone on the midnight shift. > I’ve always wanted to prop a girl up on the wing of an airplane and eat her out then go in one of the helicopters and get it on. Why I haven’t after 6 years of working there I’ll never know. > \*\* Hey, um… is your department hiring? I could use a good night shift job. 😃 _cackle_ Of course, then i’d need a nice volunteer for a tongue bath in the cockpit, or one for being strapped to a propeller nekkid, and spinned _ever so slowly_ whilst standing on a ladder, whistling dixie… or maybe polishing my shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Azura\_Borealis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ab992/32.png) [@Azura\_Borealis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azura_Borealis)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/63 "2001-06-04T07:40:55Z")
I’ll just share the materials needed to implement this fantasy. PVC Vinyl Body Tape. A Very Pale, Very Tall Boi (Of legal consenting age)Who wouldn’t object to portraying a piece of human furniture…Wearing black vinyl pants, and suspenders. A Saucer of Milk. A Purple Ballgag. Stick-on Kitty whiskers. A Digital Camera with a good macro lens. Liquid Latex & Paintbrushes. Jell-O Eggs. Carbonated Water. Rope, Neck Shackles,Leg Irons, A Roll of Evidence Tape (for blindfolding, not for containing a crime scene - heh.) and a nice thunderstorm. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/64 "2001-06-04T07:50:44Z")
Whoa. Okay. The mind reels from the possibiliteis. Not even I have used Jello Eggs during sex. The kitty whiskers are just too funny. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/65 "2001-06-04T12:54:29Z")
**holdenmagroin** : > [@](#): > > I work at an airport (which will remain anonymous) and I work alone on the midnight shift. You work at BWI. **Azura Borealis** : Did you come to Atlanta for Fantasm this past April? It’s a scene you would’ve liked. ---
**Author:** ![Azura\_Borealis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ab992/32.png) [@Azura\_Borealis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azura_Borealis)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/66 "2001-06-04T12:57:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fiver \* > \*\*Did you come to Atlanta for Fantasm this past April? It’s a scene you would’ve liked. \*\* I live only a wee bit outside Atlanta. But No, I did not. Sadly. Time to make friends in Atlanta it seems. ---
**Author:** ![Azura\_Borealis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ab992/32.png) [@Azura\_Borealis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azura_Borealis)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/67 "2001-06-04T13:03:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Searching For Truth \* > \*\*\*\* foolsguinea**And having a massive hot tub (with bubbles! colored ones! is that even possible? it couldn’t be healthy)** It is Very Possible And Not Unhealthy! 😃 A Product Called “Tub Tints” They’re made to use in a child’s bathwater - plink a handfull in your spa, and watch the technicolor water-shag commence. (you can buy these things almost anywhere - under $3 @ wally world for 20 tablets) Comes in 3, Mixable colors! Wooooooohooooo! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/68 "2001-06-04T16:02:03Z")
**Azura Borealis** : > [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Fiver \*Did you come to Atlanta for Fantasm this past April? It’s a scene you would’ve liked. > > I live only a wee bit outside Atlanta. But No, I did not. Check out [this link](http://www.fantasm.org); you’ll be glad you did. > [@](#): > > Sadly. Time to make friends in Atlanta it seems. At the risk of seeming forward: I’m right here. ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/69 "2001-06-04T17:44:30Z")
Wow. Everybosy here either really plain or TOTALLY out there. Dragons? FOXES? Mine is pretty middle of the road. I want to sit, or maybe kneel, in front of my boyfriend, next to another woman. We’re both wearing thigh highs, we masturabate while he watches. Then he puts a finger in each of us, and plays with us until we both have an orgasm. Hmmm…I have been thinking about this a lot lately… ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/70 "2001-06-04T18:06:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by enolancooper \* > \*\*She rolls off and we spoon, her back to my belly, and this way she sleeps in my arms. > There are no words. > > Gotta Cigarette? \*\* What does PETA have to say about all this. Eat your heart out furboy here’s a guy who’s living your dream. [http://archive.nextwerk.com/webpublisher21.nsf/59e4ec26071e8a97862567e600248868/b8f43f0804b1373e86256a5d0019d936?OpenDocument](http://archive.nextwerk.com/webpublisher21.nsf/59e4ec26071e8a97862567e600248868/b8f43f0804b1373e86256a5d0019d936?OpenDocument) ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/71 "2001-06-04T18:34:21Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by astro \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by enolancooper \* > \*\*She rolls off and we spoon, her back to my belly, and this way she sleeps in my arms. > There are no words. > > Gotta Cigarette? \*\* Let try that again [http://www.obscurestore.com/](http://www.obscurestore.com/) Man arrested for having sex with chicken at motel Cops were called after blood and feathers were found in Michael Bessigano’s hotel room. He’s accused of stealing a chicken and plucking it before violating it. He’s been busted three times now on sex-with-animals charges. “He’s got problems and hopefully he will be getting some help,” says a cop. “He has these urges that need to be addressed.” (The Times Online) etc etc "Bessigano has said he slept with dead animals, including a raccoon, when he was a child. While in jail, he would sleep under his cot, paint cat-like stripes on his body and make drawings referring to himself as “master of cats.” ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/72 "2001-06-04T23:53:43Z")
Searching For Truth: I assume you were referring to the “ability to change sex” when you agreed with me. Naked Twister? Hmmm… ok, but Strip Twister sounds so much more funny… ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/73 "2001-06-05T01:46:48Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Ayesha \* \*\* > [@](#): > > You want to use chocolate syurp for that Poohpah, it’s easier to clean up than melted chocolate…\*\* But cleaning up is half the fun! ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/74 "2001-06-05T04:06:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by enolancooper \* > From the subject header: > \*\* I’M A FURVERT \*\* You ain’t the only one. Are you on FurryMUCK or Taps? Send me a page someday. I’ve always had a thing for older men. Not -ancient-…just…older. I guess since I’m only 18, that would be middle-age for me. late 20s to late 30s. Don’t ask me why. The reasons are probably too complicated. I probably just perpetually look for anybody that helps fill the “father-figure” in my life. I routinely fantasize about finding the right “gentleman” to take care of me and keep me safe. 🙂 -Ashley ---
**Author:** ![RocketHorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RocketHorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RocketHorse)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/75 "2001-06-05T12:38:40Z")
I too enjoy having guys about twice my age. Is there a name for that? what’s the opposite of a pediophile? ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/76 "2001-06-05T13:09:57Z")
jailbait. At least that’s what people called me. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/77 "2001-06-05T13:49:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ashtar \* > \*\* I’ve always had a thing for older men. Not -ancient-…just…older. I guess since I’m only 18, that would be middle-age for me. late 20s to late 30s. > \*\* > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by RocketHorse \* > \*\* I too enjoy having guys about twice my age._\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MedeasChild \* > **At least that’s what people called me.** ::Faints dead away:: Where the heck are you wimmins! ---
**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/78 "2001-06-05T14:34:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RocketHorse \* > \*\*what’s the opposite of a pediophile? \*\* Geriaphile perhaps? Anyway, my fantasy is really very ordinary compared to what’s been said here, but I’d like to share anyway. You never know what comes out of it 😉 I’ve always dreamt of walking de dog late at night at the docks, when suddenly four sailors from Sweden (or any other Nordic country where the stereotype is blond and buff) are coming ashore for their shore break. They find me walking the dog and start following me. They trap me in one of the storehouses and start forcing themselves upon me. Ofcourse, I’ll play that I resist them, but you can be that I will enjoy every single minute of it… Applicants remember: you should be blond, buff, handsome and have an incredible butt in those tight, white sailor uniforms. I’ve got a thing for uniforms. (damn, I should remember that I don’t read or post to these threads while sitting at work…) :o ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/79 "2001-06-05T21:01:42Z")
Well, I have watched enough pornvid to pretty much exhaust any “normal” fantasies that could be filmed without the use of expensive special effects. But here are some ideas that I’ve had that someday I’d like to try to adapt to film: - For instance, if I were a shapeshifter like Odo (?? - you know, the security guy on Deep Space Nine), then if I had really good sex, continuously, for long enough, eventually I’d become just one giant penis, without even thinking about it… (Not to mention all the other fantasies I could fulfill. \ ) - I’m not a furvert, but I have a thing for depictions of animal tails on women. Horse tails especially. Not just one of those butt plugs with tassles, no, but a real, honest to goodness equine tail growing right where a real tail would… on a tall, statuesque woman with Pantene model hair, to be precise. This probably could be done, with impressive results, on a reasonable budget by a creative prosthetics tech. (The prosthetic for the Trance character on Andromeda is a joke. I watched three episodes before I even realized she had a tail.) - When playing AD&D as a teenager, my friends and I came up with all kinds of creative ways to use Wizard spells in the boudoir. Just the low level spells would make for great fun: _enlarge_ (on me), _reduce_ (on my partner), _alter self_, _change self_, _mirror image_, _levitate_, _grease_, etc. I won’t repeat what every 14 year old D&D nerd with a website has already probably posted in terms of sexual parody of D&D, but I have to at least mention Bigby’s lesser known mid- and high level spells for the really advanced perverts: _Bigby’s probing finger_, _Bigby’s dilating fist_, and my favorite, _Bigby’s lubricated palm_. ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613/80 "2001-06-06T02:01:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bughunter \* > \*\* > > - I’m not a furvert, but I have a thing for depictions of animal tails on women. Horse tails especially. Not just one of those butt plugs with tassles, no, but a real, honest to goodness equine tail growing right where a real tail would… on a tall, statuesque woman with Pantene model hair, to be precise. This probably could be done, with impressive results, on a reasonable budget by a creative prosthetics tech. \*\* I call this “Tail-envy”, but I don’t know if there’s a proper word for it. More common in furverts, but as Bughunter reveals, it is not always necessarily so. I’ve seen tails on otherwise human females depicted in Hentai serials every once in awhile. (catgirls and foxgirls, mostly.), I also wonder if the “Playboy bunny” costume is inspired by this. I’ve always felt a -teeny- bit jealous because humans are one of the few upper-mammals that don’t have tails. -Ashley [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-sexual-fantasy/66613.md?page=5)