# What's Your Favorite Songs about Sex?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 14, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220 "2000-09-14T18:50:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/1 "2000-09-14T18:50:20Z")

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I’m pulling together a list of songs about sex. They can either be sexually explicit, or merely about sex.

Why?

Not your business! 😉

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/2 "2000-09-14T18:57:43Z")

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My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult does a lot of sex songs–Sex on Wheelz, Sexplosion, Dirty Little Secrets, just to name a few

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/3 "2000-09-14T19:00:14Z")

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The Lemon Song by Led Zeppelin – “Won’t you squeeze my lemon, until the juice runs down my leg.”

Blister in the Sun by the Violent Femmes.

MR

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/4 "2000-09-14T19:00:59Z")

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Rocket in My Pocket —Little Feat

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/5 "2000-09-14T19:07:23Z")

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Ohhhhh, good-dee! Two of my favorite subjects: sex and music! Let’s see,

“Closer” and “The Perfect Drug” by nine inch nails (they’ve been appearing a lot in my posts lately, which is odd 'cause they aren’t really my favorite band. But enough pretentious rambling. Back to the sex!)  
“Nice and Slow” by Usher  
“Red Light Special” by TLC  
“Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny” by the Bloodhound Gang  
“What’s It Gonna Be?” by Busta Rhymes and Janet Jackson  
“No Sex” by Limp Bizkit

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/6 "2000-09-14T19:29:32Z")

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_ **Old MacDonald Had A Farm** _

It’s all in the interpretation.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/7 "2000-09-14T19:36:24Z")

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Adding to Geobabe’s MLWTTKK’s list: Blue Buddah. Very sexy song.

Hot Lava and Simultanious by South Park’s Chef. 😉

Switch. (“I finally tried it. It feels good.”)

French Kiss.

Lords Of Acid have a boatload of sex songs, including I Sit On Acid, Rough Sex, and Pussy.

Speaking of pussy (heh heh), you can’t forget Prince’s Pussy Control.

Rumpshaker by Wrecks In Effect.

Superfreak by Rick James.

Sexual Healing and Let’s Get It On by Marvin Gaye are classics.

Barry White put out plenty of sexy songs.

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/8 "2000-09-14T19:40:29Z")

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How 'bout…

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[li]Big Dumb Sex - Soundgarden[/li][li]Get Down, Make Love - Queen or NIN[/li][li]Almost anything - Pansy Division[/li][li]Head - Prince[/li][li]Big Bottom - Spinal Tap[/li][li]Paradise By the Dashboard Lights - Meatloaf[/li][li]Never Say Never - Romeo Void[/li][li]Add It Up - the Violent Femmes[/li][/ul]

This could go on and on.

pcubed

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Still too much of a newbie for a really cool sig (sigh…)

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**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/9 "2000-09-14T19:58:21Z")

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And… uh… keep ‘em cummin’!

Just to avoid duplicates, here’s some I have so far (besides what you’ve already suggested):

Song Title/Artist

Sex/Berlin  
Erotic City/Prince  
Sexual Healing/Marvin Gaye  
Closer/Nine Inch Nails  
I Want Your Sex/George Michael  
Strip/Adam Ant  
She Bop/Cyndi Lauper  
Let’s Get It On/Marvine Gaye  
Me So Horny/Lords of Acid (Egad)  
Love To Love You/Donna Summer  
Paradise By The Dashboard Light/Meatloaf  
Radar Love/Golden Earring  
You Shook Me All Night Long/AC-DC  
This City Never Sleeps/Eurythmics  
Justify My Love/Madonna  
If I Was Your Girlfriend/Prince  
Sugar In My Bowl/Nina Simone  
Corcovado/Enigma  
Scarlet Pussy/Prince  
Cream/Prince  
Big Balls/AC/DC  
Pain/NIN  
Good Friends & A Bottle of Pills/Pantera  
She Loves my Cock/Jackyl  
Slide it In/Whitesnake  
Pull Up To My Bumper Baby/Grace Jones  
Cherry Pie/Warrant  
Thong Song/Sisqo  
Let’s Talk About Sex/Salt n Pepa  
Erotica/Madonna

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/10 "2000-09-14T20:02:46Z")

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I love singing “Stick Out Your Can, Here Comes the Garbage Man,” when I’m putting out the trash. You can find a version by the Harlem Hamfats on the compilation SISSYMAN BLUES.

Some other favorites from classic blues and jazz…

“Diddy-Wah-Diddy”  
“Shave 'Em Dry.”  
“It’s Tight Like That”  
“I Wonder Who’s Boogiein’ My Woogie Right Now”

And the flip-side, so to speak…Alex Chilton’s classic from the early 1980s and the onset of AIDS, “No Sex.”

“Hey, baby, it’s the 1980s  
Baby Doc sent it up from Haiti  
Can’t get it on, or even get high,  
C’mon, baby, fuck me and die…”

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/11 "2000-09-14T20:14:44Z")

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Barry White–“It’s Ecstasy When You Lay Down Next to Me” and “Never Never Gonna Give You Up.”

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/12 "2000-09-14T20:19:21Z")

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Shit! How could i forget “A.D.I.D.A.S” by KoRn?

“I don’t know your fuckin’ name.  
So what? Let’s fuck.”

Lyrical genious if i ever done heard it.

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/13 "2000-09-14T20:24:10Z")

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“Boys Want Sex in the Morning” by Uncle Bonsai

Boys want sex in the morning,  
sex in the morning,  
covers at my knees.  
Boys want rotten conditions,  
passive positions,  
I am a trapeze.

“Don’t Put It in Your Mouth,” by the same band, is also good.

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/14 "2000-09-14T20:26:02Z")

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It’s gotta be “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails (“I wanna fuck you like an animal”). No contest.

(Confidential to **Coldfire** : I guess **Rush** pretty much cones up short in this category, eh?)

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/15 "2000-09-14T20:40:30Z")

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Who can forget Black Flag’s classic “Slip It In?”

As a teenager, I used to play that at top volume and really freak my mom out.

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/16 "2000-09-14T20:59:18Z")

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Freaks Of The Industry by Digital Underground.

Sexy body by The Jungle Brothers.

Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot.

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/17 "2000-09-14T21:12:17Z")

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Three from Bad Company: ‘Feel Like Making Love,’ ‘Can’t Get Enough,’ ‘Ready For Love.’  
Kate Bush’s ‘In The Warm Room’  
ELP’s ‘From the Beginning’ (don’t ask me why I think so, I just do)  
Jethro Tull’s ‘Bungle in the Jungle’  
And one from Paula Cole…‘Feelin’ Love’

Enough old music…I know.

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/18 "2000-09-14T21:31:01Z")

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Meatloaf’s “Paradise By The Dashboard Light”

(singing) (badly off key) So now I’m praying for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive…

(stops singing, to everyone’s great relief)

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/19 "2000-09-14T21:38:54Z")

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For sweet, dirty sex, the Velvet Underground’s **Some Kinda Love** :  
“I don’t know just what it’s all about  
But put on your red pyjamas and find out”

And for nasty, dirty sex, Iggy and the Stooges’ **Cock In My Pocket** :  
“Well I just wanna f\*\*k ya  
I don’t want no romance”

HenrySpencer

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Jimmy Buffett, ‘Let’s Get Drunk and Screw’.

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