# What's Your Favorite Songs about Sex?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 14, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220 "2000-09-14T18:50:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/21 "2000-09-14T21:46:19Z")

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Well, off the top of my head…

**Ride the Pony**  
**She’s Tight**  
both by **Cheap Trick**

Gee, I think nearly every song written by Rick Nielson references sex in some way. But those are my “favorites”.

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**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/22 "2000-09-14T21:48:57Z")

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“Doin It” - LL Cool J

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/23 "2000-09-14T21:52:42Z")

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_Feelin’ Love_ Paula Cole

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/24 "2000-09-14T21:59:15Z")

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As mentioned by Sea Lemon, the winner absolutely has to be “Let’s Get it On” by Marvin Gaye.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/25 "2000-09-14T22:10:34Z")

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“I Like my Baby’s Pudding” by Wynonie Harris  
“Sixty Minute Man” by Billy Ward and the Dominoes  
“Big Ten Inch”…damn, forgot his name  
“Everybody’s Talkin’ About Sadie Green” by the Memphis Jug Band

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/26 "2000-09-14T22:12:28Z")

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Darlin’ Nikki by Prince  
See you in the hotel lobby!

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**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/27 "2000-09-14T22:37:52Z")

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Ukulele Ike, I think Aerosmith did a cover of Big Ten Inch. Is that close enough? Is it even the same song?

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/28 "2000-09-14T23:37:07Z")

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Sexiest ever, ever, ever: “The Sensual World” by Kate Bush (mmmmm, yes)

-Anything and everything by Prince

-“Heaven in a Black Leather Jacket” by the Sixths (Stephin Merritt)

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/29 "2000-09-15T01:12:08Z")

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Hmph.

It figures that the first song that came to mind for me was:

_I Touch Myself_ by the DiVinyls

I’ve been alone too long.

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/30 "2000-09-15T02:17:39Z")

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One of my favorites is a song that no one at all seems to realize is about sex:

“Chestnut Mare” by the Byrds

What do you think they meant by singing in the chorus “She’ll be just like a wife,” anyway? 🙂

Seriously, the lyrics speak about landing right on top of her, riding her, seeing a snake standing up and ready to strike (now what can that represent?), flying (a fairly common metaphor), landing in a splash of water, and vowing to ride her again one day. If you think that’s just talking about a horse, you lead a very sheltered life. 🙂

Other favorites about the subject:

“Kama Sutra” by the Bonzo Dog Band  
“Mr. Skin” by Spirit  
“Let’s Do It” and “Let’s Misbehave” by Cole Porter  
“Guys are Not Proud” by the Anemic Boyfriend

It’s been mentioned, but “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” is a true classic.

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/31 "2000-09-15T02:29:26Z")

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Eazy-E - Gimme Dat Nut

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/32 "2000-09-15T02:37:40Z")

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/old man voice on  
Ah, you kids with your new fangled Nine Inch Nails and your crazy rap music don’t know nothin’. Ya got no imagination at all. I’m my day we had real sex songs…  
/old man voice off

I submit:  
Clarence Carter - Strokin’  
Joe Cocker - You can leave your hat on

And who can forget:  
Leon Redbone - Seduced

TMR, I’m with you though, Jimmy Buffet ‘Let’s get drunk’ is a classic.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/33 "2000-09-15T04:12:21Z")

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I Want A Lover (Pet Shop Boys)  
Bad Touch a.k.a. like the Discovery Channel (Bloodhound Gang)

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/34 "2000-09-15T04:28:12Z")

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back in the days of old time radio, often we would hear a song, **June Is Busting Out All Over** , which I remember was about the changing seasons rather than about a girl named June, but I also remember that Charlie McCarthy shared the more sexual interpretation of that title; I still laugh when I think of it.  
to answer the question seriously:

Hungry Like The Wolf - Duran Duran  
Thinking About Sex Again - The Waitresses

and following those,

Max Don’t Have Sex With Your Ex - ???

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/35 "2000-09-15T04:32:01Z")

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Well, in the playlist entitled ‘Make Out’ BunnyPapa and I have:

Rock Me Tonight - Billy Squier  
Shakin’ - Eddie Money  
Satisfaction Guaranteed - The Firm  
Shake Me - Cinderella

I know there’s lots more, I just can’t think of them right now…

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/36 "2000-09-15T06:35:36Z")

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Uh, “Rosie” by Jackson Browne.

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/37 "2000-09-15T07:06:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lsura \*  
> \*\*_Feelin’ Love_ Paula Cole \*\*

I totally agree with Lsura and struuter on this one!

I Wanna Sex You Up, Color Me Badd  
Blue Light, Ho’onua  
Freak Me, Silk  
I Want You, Third Eye Blind  
Slow Love, Doc Box and B. Fresh  
Wild Thing, Tone Loc  
Knockin’ Boots, Candyman  
Let Me Love You Down, Ready for the World  
Crash, Dave Matthews Band

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/38 "2000-09-15T09:46:33Z")

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I nominate “Turning Japanese,” which is about whacking off, by the best one-hit wonders ever, The Vapors.

I also seem to remember that Barnes and Barnes – they of “Fish Heads” fame – did a song which noted, “Wouldn’t it be so WON-derful if you were to touch yourself? I’d like to take a PHO-tograph of you as you touch yourself.”

And, yes, those DiVinyls …

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/39 "2000-09-15T12:47:48Z")

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I gotta back up Sixty Minute Man. That’s a fine song.

Do Ya Wanna Touch Me: Joan Jett  
My baby rocks me with one steady roll: Big Mama Thorton  
Reelin and Rockin: Chuck Berry  
Kids today…jeez

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/40 "2000-09-15T14:05:26Z")

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Fuck like a Beast by WASP  
Love me Like A Reptile by Motorhead (hell most of Motorhead is about sex)

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