# What's Your Favorite Songs about Sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 14, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220 "2000-09-14T18:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/41 "2000-09-15T14:28:57Z")
Oh man! I forgot my favorite! Can I add another to the list? ‘I Want You’–The Beatles And I’ve gotta add ‘Sensual World’ from Kate Bush. Whew! I’m gettin’ the vapahs… ---
**Author:** ![KP235](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@KP235](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP235)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/42 "2000-09-15T14:47:28Z")
…and this one is going out to all you sick puppies out there, Cold Ethyl by Alice Cooper. ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/43 "2000-09-15T15:07:23Z")
Phenomenon – LL Cool J Cream – Prince Get Off – Prince Kiss - Prince Temptation – The Tea Party I Touch Myself – The Divinyls Wild Thing – Tone Loc Bailamos – Enrique Iglesias Sink the Pink – AC/DC Cherry Pie – Warrant Poison and Love’s A Loaded Gun – Alice Cooper Crush – Garbage Sugar High – Coyote Shivers I Can’t Help Falling in Love - UB40 Slice Of Your Pie – Motley Crue Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang (that video is hilarious) California Love – Tupac Shakur Connected – Can’t remember who sings it but it’s on the Hackers soundtrack You Can Leave Your Hat On – Joe Cocker Fever – the original not the Madonna re-make Funky Cold Medina – Tone Loc I Was Made For Loving You Baby and Lick it Up – Kiss Talk Dirty to Me – Poison Once Bitten, Twice Shy – Great White Mr. Lover – Shaggy Boombastic – Shaggy and Someone Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode Suck it – some girl group Lets’ Talk About Sex, Push It and Shoop – Salt N Pepa Free Your Mind – En Vogue Takes My Breath Away – Eddie Money Stroke and Everybody Wants you – Billy Squires ( I think?) Sweet Emotion and Rag Doll - Aerosmith Sixty Minute Man – I dunno Sexual healing – Marvin Gaye That’s all I can think of for now. Not all of these songs are about sex, but they all make me think about sex, does that count? Looking at this list I’m beginning to think I am always thinking about sex, geez! ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/44 "2000-09-15T15:10:44Z")
Human Nature - Madonna and of course Justify my love ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/45 "2000-09-15T15:43:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rysdad \* > \*\*Hmph. > > It figures that the first song that came to mind for me was: > > _I Touch Myself_ by the DiVinyls > > \*\* Consider yourself lucky. The first song that came to my mind was _Too Drunk to Fuck_ by **Dead Kennedys**. ---
**Author:** ![Occam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Occam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Occam)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/46 "2000-09-15T15:46:24Z")
“Why don’t we get drunk and screw” -Jimmy Buffet ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/47 "2000-09-15T15:47:26Z")
You are all so off. The best song, bar none, is **Sex Style** by **Kool Keith** No one, and I mean no one, can dispute the magic of his lyrics. I will post some samples. - You want freestlye, that’s right, the style is free Niggas suck my dick and they girls drink my pee I’m on some S&M shit you can’t get with Pull your panties down on stage and watch you sweat quick Suckers back to pull their style’s transsexual Lesbians dance with the funky heterosexual You on the mic, and when you rhyme I start to jerk off Let my dog lick you German Shepard want to bust off I tell your legs and swat em, MC’s having anal sex Step around like a Tampax, and step up next I enter New York, no problem with my dick out California porno star, my ass you can lick out Saying “What?” with sperm dripping down your partner’s butt I see MC’s in my face with their ass up Let me put my cape on, my rubber and my mask up … Back I wreck shit, so what nigga? I masturbate See your girls’ cocked back, her legs tied like a figure eight I’m on stage getting sucked by Madonna Sticking piped in your ass until you stop the freesyle drama I pioneered this shit, you keep sucking dick Your girl’s in the crowd, hawking me for a naked flick I got my silk underwear for the atmosphere Piss in your face and urinate all in your hair You name a group that’s shit, I will pooper-scoop Fuck with this, miss, I will damage on the premesis Niggas step back with Dax grease, watch their ass twist I rhyme any nigga, golden showers up in Greek Alley Movie star bitches, MC’s lining up in Cali Drinking vodka, Absolut, sipping Tanqueray Mc’s jump off, I stung your rectum like a stingray Girls heinie-wipe, MC’s say my style is hype Pussies relax, I’d rather fuck them with a cordless mic Could rob a horse, pull your panties off and pay the cost \* and the best line in the whole song - Now the nurse is here, Dr. Butcher to your anus I don’t care who your are, and if you think you’re famous May they beat his bowels with a ten-pound hammer til his asshole whistles the Star-Spangled Banner. \* ---
**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/48 "2000-09-15T16:05:43Z")
I have some more! **(Shook Me) All Night Long** by **AC/DC** (Is that title right? It’s something like that. :rolleyes: ) It’s not really a favorite, but **Slide It In** by **Whitesnake** And then there’s the song by **Cheap Trick** where the youngster after thinking his parental units are a bit strange wakes to find them not only engaged in sexual relations on the living room furniture, but also making marijuana cigarettes while listening to his recordings of the musical group KISS. **Surrender** I love that song. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/49 "2000-09-15T16:37:34Z")
**He’s a Whore** by **Cheap Trick** was also pretty good. Although the cover of it by **Big Black** was much better. ---
**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/50 "2000-09-15T17:06:09Z")
It would be easier to list the songs by Cheap Trick that are NOT about sex. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/51 "2000-09-15T17:08:53Z")
You’re right **SoMoMom** like…uuummm…ummmmm…ahhhhh… Damn. can’t think of any. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/52 "2000-09-15T18:20:50Z")
Back when I lived in Toronto (1994-5) there was a raunchy local band called Suckerpunch. Once their lead singer was interviewed on the radio and asked why they’d released a certain song as a single. He casually answered, “It’s the only song on our album (Carols from the Canyon) that’s not about oral sex, so it’s the only one you’d play.” He was right, too. What a great album. ---
**Author:** ![shimmery](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@shimmery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shimmery)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/53 "2000-09-15T20:36:58Z")
Caress Me Down by Sublime (now that I think about it this probably would have been better in the thread about mysogynistic songs since it’s about him & his “daughter” (I THINK it’s his daughter but it’s hard to tell…it could be a metaphorical daughter) But anyway it’s half in Spanish and the Spanish part is even more explicit. - so she told me to come over and i took that trip and then then she pulled out my mushroom tip and when it came out, it went drip drip drip i didnt know she had the g.i. joe, kung foo grip \* * * * \*Me gusta mi reggae, Me gusta punk rock, Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita, (I like my reggae) (I like punk rock) (but the thing I like most is pussy) \* * * * yup. ---
**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/54 "2000-09-15T20:43:06Z")
**Only the Good Die Young** by **Billy Joel** of course **Sexy and Seventeen** by **The Stray Cats** I’ll keep thinking… ---
**Author:** ![xanadu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c4cdca/32.png) [@xanadu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanadu)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/55 "2000-09-15T20:57:34Z")
Oh my God! I can’t believe that “Whole Lotta Love” by Led Zepplin hasn’t been mentioned! Just listen to the bridge in the middle of the song and you’ll see what I mean. 'Nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![wireless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f14d63/32.png) [@wireless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wireless)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/56 "2000-09-16T02:30:04Z")
I have this (compilation) CD called **The Copulatin’ Blues** which, as you might have guessed, is nothing but songs about sex. Such classics as- \* My Daddy Rocks Me With One Steady Roll Please Warm My Weiner Press My Button, Ring My Bell\* Sexy, humorous and entertaining. A great combo. Of the new stuff, gotta go with _Closer_ by NIN. I know it’s considered misogynistic, but it still gets me going. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/57 "2000-09-16T05:27:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SoMoMom \* > \*\*It would be easier to list the songs by Cheap Trick that are NOT about sex. 😉 \*\* Ditto Aerosmith. My vote has to be for “Sit On My Face,” By Monty Python ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/58 "2000-09-16T17:55:29Z")
50 some replies and nobody said ``` Oragasm Addict- the Buzzcocks ``` Hot Horse - Scrapping Foetus off the Wheel Jodan, Minnesota- Big Black Which is about molesting children but you didn’t say it had to be legal or healthy. (And then there’s Big Black’s album Songs About Fucking. Unfortunatly not completely accurate as a title.) Venus in Furs and New Age - Velvet Underground. ---
**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/59 "2000-09-17T00:59:32Z")
Damn, everytime I hear the intro to “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails…I’m READY baby, _rowr_ 😉 I also really like “Love in an Elevator” by Aerosmith cause I can, er, relate to it…and “Fuck like a Beast” by WASP is a good one about sex…so is “Sex Rap” by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers ---
**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/60 "2000-09-17T03:50:50Z")
Some of these have been mentioned. AC/DC: You shook me All Night Long Sink the Pink Shoot to Thrill (triple entendre) What do you do for Money Honey Flick of the Switch Whole lot of Rosie Little Lover Jethro Tull: Bungle in the Jungle Velvet Green Acres Wild Roll Yer Own Under Wraps Kissing Willie (not the same since Clinton.) Piece of cake (“I can fill your larder: I’m a piece of cake”) Paradise Steakhouse Hunting Girl (My favorite. Wonderful imagery: “One should be warned about this high born hunting girl: She took this simple man’s downfall in hand. I raised the flag that she unfurled.”) Deep Purple: Knocking on your back door. (LOVE this). Sammy Hagar: Dick in the Dirt. There is also a song by the Firm I think. I think it’s called “Naughty naughty”, but the chorus goes like this: Don’t tell me: “I don’t want to be a girl like that.” Do you want to see a grown man cry. “I don’t want to be a girl like that.” Baby this can be the first time this can be the first time. And who could forget Britney Spears’ premature ejaculation epic: “Oops, I did it Again.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220.md?page=4)