# What's Your Favorite Songs about Sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 14, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220 "2000-09-14T18:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/61 "2000-09-17T04:52:00Z")
I have to second The Bad Touch and Sit On My Face. Also I want to add I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing, by Aerosmith. Though it’s not specifically about sex, the sound of it, and the experiences that I relate with it make me think of sex. Also Look at You by Hanson, believe it or not, if you listen to the lyrics its about sex. “kick off your shoes get on the floor this is what we came here for. get on the floor kick off your shoes you aint got a thing to lose.” Hmm…what else? Too Close by Next. Give it to You by Jordan Knight “show me where, ill taste you there”. The Thong Song (nuf said). And I have to say it. Knights in White Satin by the Moody Blues. Tasha and I’s new metaphor for sex is “putting on knights in white satin”. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/62 "2000-09-17T04:54:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*_Old MacDonald Had A Farm_ > > It’s all in the interpretation. \*\* I’m amazed that I’m the first person to say this. But WTF??? I mean, it’s old mcdonald. A little kid song. Someone explain to me how they found that to be about sex. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/63 "2000-09-17T04:55:43Z")
Samantha Fox: Naughty Girls Need Love Too, Touch Me(I Want Your Body), and I Wanna Have Some Fun Bitch: Leatherbound & Be My Slave Bobby Brown: Humpin’ Around Heart: Magic Man MC Luscious: Boom I Fucked Your Boyfriend Carmen Electra: Go Go Dancer Duran Duran: Come Undone, Hungry Like The Wolf, Girls On Film Rhythm Syndicate: P.A.S.S.I.O.N. Corina: Temptation The Boys: Crazy Billy Joel: Captain Jack Sissy Penis Factory: Everybody Fuck Now Just a short list of those songs not already mentioned. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/64 "2000-09-17T15:18:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by betenoir \* > \*\* > Jodan, Minnesota- Big Black Which is about molesting children but you didn’t say it had to be legal or healthy. > (And then there’s Big Black’s album Songs About Fucking. Unfortunatly not completely accurate as a title.) > \*\* WooHoo! I was wondering when someone would post more Big Black. Bad Penny is another favorite of mine, more about relationships than sex, but ah well. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/65 "2000-09-17T15:40:24Z")
Hypergirl: It was a joke. “And on this farm he **had** a goat/dog/chicken/cow.” I laughed out loud at it, actually. Pretty funny! ---
**Author:** ![yESTERDAY\_mAN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a87d85/32.png) [@yESTERDAY\_mAN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yESTERDAY_mAN)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/66 "2000-09-17T16:09:39Z")
“Closer”- Nine Inch Nails “Starfuckers, Inc.”- Nine Inch Nails “Blur the Technicolor”- White Zombie “Electric Head: Pts 1 and 2”- White Zombie “Stitches”- Orgy “The Air is Getting Slippery”- Primus “Tommy the Cat”- Primus “Is it Luck?”- Primus “Deformography”- Marilyn Manson “Mister Superstar”- Marilyn Manson “Slow Like Honey”- Fiona Apple “The First Taste”- Fiona Apple ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/67 "2000-09-17T16:27:47Z")
Some girl sings two house music songs. I don’t know the title or the name of the singer, but the lyrics are: \*You’ve got to lick it Before you stick it You gotta get a groove on So we can kick it Kiss my cat I’m freaky like that\* and another _I don’t like short, short Little dick men Don’t want no Enie weenie Teeny weenie itsy bitsy shriveled up Weenie_ ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/68 "2000-09-18T13:03:10Z")
Dittos on the Big Black tip. I remember playing them on my radio show way the hell back in 87 or something like that. That said I can’t forget to mention my favorite Baltimore/DC/Annapolis cow punk, **Mary Prankster**. She’s the original bomb. **Tits and Whisky** _Fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me I am Ernies rubber ducky_ **Sadie Hawkins Day** _Secret smile in his eyes, a bonfire in his hair And the lace upon the push-up bra reminds me why it’s there It’s early in the morning and the sky is turning grey And I’m punching in his ticket ’cause it’s Sadie Hawkins Day_ **Valentine** _Fill my hole with cum and wine I’m everybody’s valentine This bitter little mouth is my only claim to fame ’Cause once you’ve given head, nothing ever tastes the same_ **Mata Hari** _Boys’ll come and boys’ll go — it doesn’t bother her Last names are a mystery and first names are a blur Maybe when she’s done with sin she’ll settle down at last Says: “Why they call it ‘slow gin’ when it works so damn fast?”_ Now _ **that’s** _ a girl you marry! Too bad she’s too young for me! ---
**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/69 "2000-09-18T15:11:11Z")
I’ve only heard this a couple of time. My 7yo daughter loves this song. **Who Let the Dogs Out?** So it’s on when I’m dropping off the car pool at school and they’re dancing in the back seat. I thought I heard a really nasty line. But who was I going to ask? The seven-year-olds? So anyway, is that a song about sex? If it is, I think I like it, but since I don’t know all of the words, then again, maybe not. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![xanadu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c4cdca/32.png) [@xanadu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanadu)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/70 "2000-09-18T16:24:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*Some girl sings two house music songs. I don’t know the title or the name of the singer, but the lyrics are: > > \*You’ve got to lick it > Before you stick it > You gotta get a groove on > So we can kick it > > Kiss my cat > I’m freaky like that\* > > and another > > _I don’t like short, short > Little dick > men > Don’t want no > Enie weenie > Teeny weenie > itsy bitsy > shriveled up > Weenie_ \*\* ---
**Author:** ![xanadu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c4cdca/32.png) [@xanadu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanadu)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/71 "2000-09-18T16:26:49Z")
Hi Biggirl! The second song is by “Gillete”. I don’t know about the first one, though. ---
**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/72 "2000-09-19T16:23:18Z")
oldscratch said: > [@](#): > > WooHoo! I was wondering when someone would post more Big Black. Bad Penny is another favorite of mine, more about relationships than sex, but ah well. If my very old memory serves me correctly, wasn’t **Rapeman** a Steve Albini project? They put out that classic album **Two Nuns and a Pack Mule**. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/73 "2000-09-19T20:20:26Z")
Yep… Who can forget Rapemen. He also did another project later on, Shellac, they were pretty good. I saw em 3 or 4 times in concert. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/74 "2000-09-19T22:49:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > \*\*Yep… Who can forget Rapemen. He also did another project later on, Shellac, they were pretty good. I saw em 3 or 4 times in concert. \*\* Shellac just put out a new album, _1000 hurts_. You should check it out, it’s much better than the last one, which kinda sucked eggs. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/75 "2000-09-19T23:53:09Z")
Wait…what was the last one? Was it terraform? That’s the last one I got, I loved that one. Or was it something after that? I’ll probably go pick it up, I’ve been sadly derilect in my heavy music buying. BTW, I saw them do a 10am show at the Great American Music Hall once, right after they had done a 2am show. IT was great. 10am, drinking beer, seeing shellac. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/76 "2000-09-20T00:03:59Z")
Sexual Metaphors: Sex = Car Garth Brooks, “Keys To My Heart” (Drop the top and feel the breeze) Steve Wariner, “Road Trippin’” (Put that silver key into the cold ignition, burn a little rubber with me – Road trippin’) Sexual Metaphors: Sex = Farm Equipment Kenny Chesney, “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy” (She likes the way we’re movin’ while I’m tillin’ up the land) Not Explicit, But Sex: Savage Garden, “Universe” (I forget the lyrics but I remember it’s about having sex with somebody you’ve wanted for a long time) Third Eye Blind, “Semi-Charmed Life” (Again, forget the lyrics but it’s about oral sex and coming down off a high) Obvious Novelty Song, But Still Sex: Monty Python, “Sit On My Face” ---
**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/77 "2000-09-20T00:09:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yESTERDAY mAN \* > \*\*“Closer”- Nine Inch Nails > > “Starfuckers, Inc.”- Nine Inch Nails > > “Blur the Technicolor”- White Zombie > > “Electric Head: Pts 1 and 2”- White Zombie > > “Stitches”- Orgy > > “The Air is Getting Slippery”- Primus > > “Tommy the Cat”- Primus > > “Is it Luck?”- Primus > > “Deformography”- Marilyn Manson > > “Mister Superstar”- Marilyn Manson > > “Slow Like Honey”- Fiona Apple > > “The First Taste”- Fiona Apple > > \*\* yESTERDAY mAN, I _definatly_ like your style! Also… “Winona’s Big Brown Beaver”-Primus “Physical”-NIN “Suck”-NIN “The Animal Song”-Bloodhound Gang “Suck my Kiss”-Red Hot Chili Peppers I’m sure there are others, I just gotta remember them… ---
**Author:** ![Iyamity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/96bed5/32.png) [@Iyamity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iyamity)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/78 "2000-09-20T01:22:28Z")
“Freakin’ at the Freaker’s Ball”, or almost anything written by Shel Silverstein and recorded by Doctor Hook. ---
**Author:** ![flikker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8baadc/32.png) [@flikker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flikker)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/79 "2000-09-20T06:21:21Z")
“Breaking the Girl” , “Blood Sugar Sex Magik” and Sir Psycho Sexy" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers ---
**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220/80 "2000-09-20T13:16:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Yep… Who can forget Rapemen. He also did another project later on, Shellac, they were pretty good. I saw em 3 or 4 times in concert. Yeah, I met Steve Alibini when the first Shellac album came out. He produces and mixes a friend’s band. The first album is the only one that I like by Shellac. > [@](#): > > Shellac just put out a new album, 1000 hurts. You should check it out, it’s much better than the last one, which kinda sucked eggs. Funny. I bought the latest one and I think it’s horrible - boring and annoying, trying too hard. He’s really losing it. But that’s just my opinion - worth nothing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-songs-about-sex/33220.md?page=5)