# What's your favorite T shirt say? Or what's the picture on it? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 6, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033 "2011-11-06T05:06:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![rebeccasrevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ec8ea/32.png) [@rebeccasrevenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rebeccasrevenge)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/61 "2011-11-07T16:34:01Z")
My favorite T reads:Don’t like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck ---
**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/62 "2011-11-07T16:39:46Z")
I have a T-shirt with 1) A picture of a girl pulling down her panties a bit and the caption “Good Bush” and 2) A picture of the now former president Dubya with the caption “Bad Bush”. For some reason people smiled at me when I wore it in Paris. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/63 "2011-11-07T16:49:08Z")
> [@Superbia-acedia](#): > > My second favourite is pink and says: > > Meat is Murder > tasty, tasty murder I have this shirt! 😃 My favorite shirt is a black Ghostbusters shirt, and is apparently everyone else’s too since I get compliments on it 80% of the time I wear it out. My second favorite tee shirt says “So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.” I’m also a fan of a plain grey shirt that has sparkles on the left breast pocket. It’s nothing exciting, but it works. ---
**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/64 "2011-11-07T18:57:26Z")
Mine has a picture of a brontosaurus on it and says “vegetarian”. ---
**Author:** ![Bambro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Bambro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambro)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/65 "2011-11-07T19:09:21Z")
[This is my favorite](http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/support-our-troops-except-ron-that-guys-a-dick/) [Followed by this one](http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/suicide-watch/) [This one I can actually wear to work so it isn’t bad either](http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/sex-with-your-girlfriend-74-people-like-this/) ---
**Author:** ![Bambro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Bambro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambro)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/66 "2011-11-07T19:12:32Z")
Oh yeah, I can’t remember where I got it anymore but I’ve got one that says “To err is human, to ARRRRR is pirate.” I kinda like that one too. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/67 "2011-11-07T19:14:50Z")
It just has a picture of a fish on the front. On the back it says Menemsha Blues Martha’s Vineyard ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/68 "2011-11-07T19:23:15Z")
> [@Bambro](#): > > [This one I can actually wear to work so it isn’t bad either](http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/sex-with-your-girlfriend-74-people-like-this/) Where do you work? ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/69 "2011-11-07T19:32:21Z")
My favourite t-shirt that I own: black with 5 green commas and a green lizard. (comma…comma…comma…comma…comma…chameleon.) The one I saw that I wish I bought at the time and haven’t seen since: “Been there, done that.” (…got the t-shirt, heh.) When I worked in a coffee shop a guy came in with a shirt that said “The Head Foundation…please give generously.” Not mine, but I think it’s funny: “Jesus Loves You…everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.” ---
**Author:** ![Bambro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Bambro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambro)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/70 "2011-11-07T19:33:16Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Where do you work? I’m a network engineer for a software development company. Jeans and tee shirts all day everyday. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/71 "2011-11-07T20:22:57Z")
My three favorites: 1: A picture of Charlie Brown gleefully placekicking Lucy’s bloody, severed head 2: The words in big evil letters, “FOOLS! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL” and underneath, in smaller letters, “Ask me how!” (This one: [http://www.offworlddesigns.com/p-291-fools-i-will-destroy-you-t-shirt.aspx](http://www.offworlddesigns.com/p-291-fools-i-will-destroy-you-t-shirt.aspx)) 3: “[I was a Mac user when Apple was doomed.](http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/i-was-a-mac-user-when-apple-was-doomed-shirt)” ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/72 "2011-11-07T20:29:59Z")
[This.](http://helpstoidstopthepain.info/simon/besttshirt.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Mopal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@Mopal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mopal)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/73 "2011-11-08T00:16:52Z")
[http://freeshirtarchive.com/jpg/realmen.jpg](http://freeshirtarchive.com/jpg/realmen.jpg) The line in red is “admit they” ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/74 "2011-11-08T00:40:45Z")
It says “Electro-Harmonix” And it has a picture of the Ram’s Head [http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=ms-android-hms-tmobile-us&gl=us&biw=533&bih=108&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=ram's+head+electro-harmonix&oq=ram's+head+electro-harmonix&aq=f&aqi=&aql=1&gs\_sm=e&gs\_upl=62513l72369l0l73678l17l17l0l0l0l0l488l4346l1.1.4.5.3l14l0&mvs=0#i=23](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=ms-android-hms-tmobile-us&gl=us&biw=533&bih=108&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=ram%27s+head+electro-harmonix&oq=ram%27s+head+electro-harmonix&aq=f&aqi=&aql=1&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=62513l72369l0l73678l17l17l0l0l0l0l488l4346l1.1.4.5.3l14l0&mvs=0#i=23) ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/75 "2011-11-08T01:48:21Z")
Mine is one of Mr. Kat’s designs. It has a picture of a bunch of different dogs, and the caption is “Don’t Trust Anyone Who Doesn’t Like Dogs.” ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/76 "2011-11-08T03:20:15Z")
I like my [Sitar Hero](http://www.tshirtbordello.com/images/sitar-hero-l1.gif) shirt. And my [Son of Manio](http://sale.images.woot.com/Son_of_ManiossbDetail.png) shirt (Magritte + Mario). ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/77 "2011-11-08T03:45:40Z")
[The Lee Harvey Oswald Band](http://twitpic.com/gn469) The one I’ve got is just the pic, no caption. ---
**Author:** ![kjbrasda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/74df32/32.png) [@kjbrasda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kjbrasda)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/78 "2011-11-08T04:13:13Z")
[I Rock!](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v717/kjbrasda/11072011005.jpg) (but it’s fading and getting too small ☹ ), and [this one](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v717/kjbrasda/11072011006.jpg) from our local anime/gaming con a few years ago, partly because red looks good on me, partly because I like the logo, and partly for the memories. The bit at the bottom is a repaired tear. I thought the patch would look better than just a bunch of zigzagged sewing lines, and sort of match the logo. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/79 "2011-11-08T04:46:11Z")
My current favorite describes me pretty well: Running Geek. > **[Amazon.com: New Balance Men's Running Geek Short Sleeve : Clothing, Shoes &...](https://www.amazon.com/New-Balance-Running-Short-Sleeve/dp/B004HEXDDG)** > > A unique and versatile New Balance lifestyle shoe designed for your 247 style. The new 247 for men takes inspiration from the v1 and updates it for the present. It offers endless style features for your busy schedule, like an updated midsole and... My other favorites are mostly concert t-shirts. ---
**Author:** ![PotLuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@PotLuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PotLuck)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/80 "2011-11-08T05:24:45Z")
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