# What's your favorite T shirt say?  Or what's the picture on it?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 6, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033 "2011-11-06T05:06:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/101 "2011-11-11T16:42:33Z")

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I have the Don’t Blame Me t-shirt shown [here](http://wharble.com/bloom_county_collectibles.htm). Never fails to draw laughs when I wear it.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/102 "2011-11-11T16:43:06Z")

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> [@loshan](#):
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> One I coveted in the late 70’s, but it was only available in pricy “womyn’s” bookstores, and I couldn’t afford it then. I found it a few years ago, almost brand new in a second hand store.  
> I was so excited to find one…then I found out they’re available on the interwebs…but, mine only cost $2.50.
> 
> [Ladies’ Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society](http://www.northernsun.com/Ladies-Sewing-Circle-T-Shirt-%281718B%29.html)

There is another version (earlier?) that shows a Victorian lady in a chair, sewing, with a machine-gun across her lap. I had the bumpersticker but didn’t buy the shirt. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/103 "2011-11-11T16:57:16Z")

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_WWJD  
For A Klondike Bar?_

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/104 "2011-11-11T17:24:28Z")

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I wore it to death. In black, on a white shirt, it said:

Eschew  
obfuscation

Possibly more hilarious to those of us who read/argue contract terms and conditions all day.

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**Author:** ![Bambro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Bambro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambro)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/105 "2011-11-11T17:49:35Z")

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Oh, I forgot in my earlier post, but another favorite is mine simply says, “I am the DR plan!”

I also have one that say “I’m here because you broke something.”

I love my geeky IT shirts.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/106 "2011-11-11T18:11:14Z")

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I would also like to add my [‘It’s that time of the month’](http://paizo.com/store/byCompany/o/offworldDesigns/tShirts/ladies/v5748btpy8crl) and [Inevitable Betrayal](http://riptapparel.com/ript/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/detail-110611.jpg) shirts.

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**Author:** ![nolonger\_lurking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/41988e/32.png) [@nolonger\_lurking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nolonger_lurking)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/107 "2011-11-11T18:23:38Z")

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I love my SMBC [Revenge](http://smbc.myshopify.com/products/revenge) tshirt. When possible, I wear it while my wife wears [“Save yourself, mammals”](http://smbc.myshopify.com/products/save-yourself-mammal-shirt-s)

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/108 "2011-11-11T18:55:07Z")

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My current favourite is [this one](http://www.cafepress.ca/moreroadsigns.496461357). (Disclaimer: it’s one of mine.)

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/109 "2011-11-11T19:49:27Z")

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[I sometimes wear this T-shirt with a blazer.](http://www.solidthreads.com/media/07/a20792013032ee054aab7_l.jpg)

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**Author:** ![obbn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d6d6ee/32.png) [@obbn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obbn)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/110 "2011-11-12T00:45:19Z")

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My favorite T-shirt I am not allowed to wear since becoming a married man. But it had a picture of an older man with a pipe and the caption said “I am no gynecologist, but I’d be happy to have a look at 'er”. Got a lot of laughs with that one.

The other simply said “Sleep with me, or the Terrorist win”.

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**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/111 "2011-11-12T06:15:00Z")

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My favorite one in college was an R. Crumb with Mr. Natural going “Keep On Truckin’…Truckin’ On Down the Line…hey hey hey”  
My ex said he still has my softball shirt. It was a size Small. I wish I had it to frame.

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**Author:** ![YoDoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e68b1a/32.png) [@YoDoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoDoc)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/112 "2011-11-12T08:37:43Z")

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My favorite shirt is a red, white, and blue tie dye Grateful Dead shirt. It says Steal Your Face.

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/113 "2011-11-12T09:53:55Z")

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> [@Interrobang](#):
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> They had a really nice design with a big white flour-de-lis on black, surrounded by “I drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was gone.” Unfortunately, the store only had a XXXL at the time, which would have comfortably fit two of me.

Oh that’s brilliant! \*not sure if it was a typo or not, but it’s “fleur de lis” \<-trying to be helpful, not snarky.

@msmith537 Oh man, that is awesome!

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2011, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/114 "2011-11-13T23:12:55Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> I wore it to death. In black, on a white shirt, it said:
> 
> Eschew  
> obfuscation
> 
> Possibly more hilarious to those of us who read/argue contract terms and conditions all day.

Nah, just hilarious to people who understand both words without having to look them up.

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**Author:** ![MrPeabody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@MrPeabody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrPeabody)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/115 "2011-11-14T02:36:22Z")

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> [@Superbia-acedia](#):
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> My favourite is this one: [http://www.threadless.com/product/625/In\_The\_Basement\_Of\_The\_Alamo](http://www.threadless.com/product/625/In_The_Basement_Of_The_Alamo)
> 
> My second favourite is pink and says:
> 
> Meat is Murder  
> tasty, tasty murder
> 
> I wear it to barbecues and the farmer’s market. Get’s a great reaction.

I don’t know if this is good or bad but I own both of those shirts and they are my favorites also, wierd…

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**Author:** ![SkyBlueKayak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc8723/32.png) [@SkyBlueKayak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBlueKayak)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-favorite-t-shirt-say-or-whats-the-picture-on-it/602033/116 "2011-11-14T03:03:01Z")

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Keep Calm  
Carry Yarn

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