# What's your fetish/ What turns you on? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 8, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-fetish-what-turns-you-on/621319 "2012-05-08T20:06:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-fetish-what-turns-you-on/621319/81 "2012-05-16T01:15:15Z")
> [@Maastricht](#): > > And here’s one I hate to admit: I love it if a guy appears genuinely is in a bit of emotional pain because of his love for a woman. I’m a vampire for that kind of emotion. Love, or the capacity for love, is never more genuine and attractive to me then when it is expressed in the pain over losing it. Seems like there’s a potential there for a really bad feedback loop. ---
**Author:** ![gracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@gracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gracer)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-fetish-what-turns-you-on/621319/82 "2012-05-16T01:45:33Z")
Hehe lots of strange stuff Dopers are into! I feel so boring. I just like men. Men are sexy. Mmm. Arms, hands, body, bum, cock, just men. Men smell nice. All men, all shapes, colours, sizes: all sexy (ok, I’m not attracted to all men, but I could be attracted to any kind of man). Two men? Yes please, especially if they could both be my SO (AKA hottest man on the planet). I maintain I am theoretically bi, I just never felt anything for a woman. I tried a little, but no dice. ☹ I think I’m too boring for this thread. I don’t like feet, or stinky things like pee. I don’t like one specific thing, unless “men” counts as specific. No specific location, no characters, no clothing, no animals. But men, they’re hot. ---
**Author:** ![MrDurden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed655f/32.png) [@MrDurden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDurden)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-fetish-what-turns-you-on/621319/83 "2012-05-16T03:57:07Z")
Red hair or black hair with pale skin. Not freckles though… not a fan of the ‘Gingers’ (no souls and all that) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-fetish-what-turns-you-on/621319/84 "2012-05-16T04:27:13Z")
I first heard this term here on the SDMB ([this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14642554&postcount=39)), but I like soccer legs on women. Incidentally, I did a google image search after reading that post, and I don’t think there’s actually that much difference on average between the legs of female soccer and tennis players ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-fetish-what-turns-you-on/621319/85 "2012-05-16T04:51:52Z")
Thinness/boniness. Lankiness. Aquiline or Roman noses. Very dark features. Facial hair. Many, many more. ---
**Author:** ![MrDurden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed655f/32.png) [@MrDurden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDurden)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-fetish-what-turns-you-on/621319/86 "2012-05-16T05:52:12Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Thinness/boniness. > Lankiness. > Aquiline or Roman noses. > Very dark features. > Facial hair. > > Many, many more. I assume you’re female… lankiness/bony guys with facial hair? Oh why oh why do the unhealthily thin hipster guys with beards get all the girls? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-fetish-what-turns-you-on/621319/87 "2012-05-16T13:51:03Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Seems like there’s a potential there for a really bad feedback loop. Yum. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mcgato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@mcgato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcgato)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-fetish-what-turns-you-on/621319/88 "2012-05-16T14:23:02Z")
Surprised nobody gave the [obligatory xkcd reference](http://xkcd.com/468/) yet. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-fetish-what-turns-you-on/621319/89 "2012-05-16T14:23:17Z")
> [@Dr.Love](#): > > I can’t decide if there’s an implied “… and nothing else” here. Oh no, the shirt needs to be filled with a female, and filling her is definitely #1 on the list. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-fetish-what-turns-you-on/621319/90 "2012-05-16T17:30:53Z")
> [@MrDurden](#): > > I assume you’re female… You think straight women have that much panache? ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-fetish-what-turns-you-on/621319/91 "2012-05-16T20:57:52Z")
My fetish is “furry.” What turns me on is intelligence, independence, spirit, gumption, humor, wit, and sass. Oh, lordy, gimme sass! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-fetish-what-turns-you-on/621319/92 "2012-05-16T21:03:03Z")
> [@drachillix](#): > > Oh no, the shirt needs to be filled with a female, and filling her is definitely #1 on the list. I know that, I"m just wondering if it’s “I love a woman in an oversize t-shirt…and nothing else.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-fetish-what-turns-you-on/621319.md?page=4)