# What's your funny fart story?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-funny-fart-story/544571
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 26, 2010, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-funny-fart-story/544571 "2010-06-26T05:55:23Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
**Page:** 8
### Author:  [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2015, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-funny-fart-story/544571/141 "2015-08-22T08:06:56Z")
Fart game #12: Walking farts
Her: _bwoot_
Me: _silence_
Her: _bwoot_ _bweeet_
Me: You got the walking farts?
Her: No! _beweet_ _puun_ _bwack_
Her: It’s the dog.
Me: I’ll let you go tonight but tomorrow I’m eating nothing but bananas and bacon.
Her: You bastard, I’ll kill you.
---
### Author:  [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2015, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-funny-fart-story/544571/142 "2015-08-22T08:21:27Z")
Men’s tampon: a wad of toilet paper wedged between their butt cheeks after or during a heavy night of drinking.
---
### Author:  [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2015, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-funny-fart-story/544571/143 "2015-08-22T08:24:48Z")
Fart Game #13: Fart Chess
Me: If I fart here, with a wind direction of S-SouthEast at 5 mph, that couple might smell it. I should move over at least 3 yards to the N-NW, but that would put me in position for that group of kids to smell it. The doorway 4 clicks east might give me enough defense to cause my fart to swirl around and not escape, but it will take me at least 2 moves to get there. If I fart here, this redneck would get it full force, and we’d probably have a good laugh.
---
### Author:  [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)
#### Post date: [August 22, 2015, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-funny-fart-story/544571/144 "2015-08-22T08:41:03Z")
Little known facts about The Fart Game:
The Fart Game is the world’s oldest known joke,1900BC: [BBC NEWS | Special Reports | Flatulence joke is world's oldest](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7536918.stm)
The Fart War, considered to be the first fart art: [The Internet Has Officially Discovered The Most Epic Fart Battle In All Of Art History (NSFW) | HuffPost Entertainment](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/23/the-fart-battle_n_4653800.html)
Eddie Murphy’s “Delirious” special where the term “the fart game” entered Western vocabulary: [Eddie Murphy's Delirious Part 8 - Fart Game - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffQ6r8shkAs)
[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-your-funny-fart-story/544571.md?page=7)